EASTER BUNNIES - REAL LIFE

Easter Bunny in real life!

Special Guest: Edbassmaster
http://www.youtube.com/edbassmaster

Bunny: I just picked up my basket.
It's like I just laid an egg.

[Yawns]

[Background music]

Bunny: Through the legs.

Nothing but net,
right?

Worker: You can't put that egg there,

that's litter.

Bunny: Excuse me?

Worker: You can't put that egg there.

Bunny: Nah, you don't understand.

I'm the Easter Bunny.

Listen, this is my job.
This is for the kids.

It's not littering. I know it's plastic,
but the kids gonna pick it up.

It's Easter, man!
Worker: I don't care if it's Easter, or

whatever it is. You gotta pick it up.
Bunny: I see what's going on--

all of you guys are ganging
up on me right now, huh?

Bunny: You want some candy, right?
Yeah?

[Nods]

Are you going to kick me
if I don't give you candy?

[Nods]

Yo, what's up, how's it going?
Yeah, that's right!

Both boys: What is in there?
Boy: Go get, you homie.

Bunny: No, no. No, no!
Listen, you got to find the eggs!

Bunny: No. No. No. Listen! Listen!
Settle down! Settle down!

I will give you one egg.
Wait! Wait! Wait!

Bunny: No! I will give him one egg.
Man: Take the basket from him!

Bunny: You got it. You got it.
Boy: [inaudible]

Bunny: Sharing is caring.
Boy: Homie!

Stranger: Aaaah!
I got some Easter candy.

Stranger: You're a big bunny.
Bunny: Yeah?

Stranger: You can do this, bunny.
Stranger 2: You're a G, dawg.

Stranger: You got the hops.
Bunny: I can hop to it, man. I can hop to it.

[Crash]

Bunny: Watch yourself.
Can any of you guys do any crazy tricks?

Stranger: Tricks are for kids!
Bunny: What?

Stranger: Tricks are for kids.
Bunny: All tricks are for kids, right?

Ah, no, that's not me,
that's my brother, ok?

Bunny: Stupid kids.
They should be in school.

Bunny: Aaah.

Little Bunny-Foo-Foo, right?
Girl: Oh my god, yes.

Bunny: Did you get it?
Those iPhones are tricky.

Bunny: You just kinda gotta
dig a little hole with your foot there.

Just drop the egg in there, huh?
There it is.

Bunny: And then it's hidden.
And there's nobody around.

You guys see that?
Girls: No, no.

Bunny: Wait, did you just see that?
Girls: No.

Bunny: No?

Bunny: It's sad what they did.

[Spits]

Bunny 2: Hey, 5 dollars apiece if you want an egg.
Bunny: You're charging for eggs right now?

Bunny 2: Yeah!

Bunny: That's ridiculous, man.
That's ridiculous.

Bunny: Can't believe I'm taking a picture
with this guy right now.

Bunny 2: Hey yo,

what's going on, dawg?

Bunny: No, no. You just took my egg
from that tree.

Bunny 2: These are my eggs,

dawg.

Bunny: This is the egg that

I just put behind that tree!
Bunny 2: Well it's mine now,
dawg.

Bunny: No, no. Hey!
Where do you think you're going, man?

Bunny: Hey, listen! Hey, listen, listen.
No, you know what?

You know what, man?

Bunny: Hey, listen, listen, listen.
Bunny 2: Don't touch me, dawg!

Bunny: Yeah, yeah.
How 'bout you back off, son? Huh?

What's up, huh?
[inaudible]

Bunny: Yeah, you listen up right now.
[inaudible]

Get off me! Ah! Oh!

Bunny: We are not through!
Bunny 2: Oh yeah? One two.

Bunny: You think you're a tough guy?
Bunny 2: Yeah! I know some kung-fu, man.

Bunny: Bam, right there! Bam, that's right!

Bunny: Come back here with my eggs!
Aaah!

Bunny: What are you looking at?
Pause your camera!

[Pants]

Yeah, you better run!

[Chatter]