Bunny: I just picked up my basket. It's like I just laid an egg.
[Yawns]
[Background music]
Bunny: Through the legs.
Nothing but net, right?
Worker: You can't put that egg there,
that's litter.
Bunny: Excuse me?
Worker: You can't put that egg there.
Bunny: Nah, you don't understand.
I'm the Easter Bunny.
Listen, this is my job. This is for the kids.
It's not littering. I know it's plastic, but the kids gonna pick it up.
It's Easter, man! Worker: I don't care if it's Easter, or
whatever it is. You gotta pick it up. Bunny: I see what's going on--
all of you guys are ganging up on me right now, huh?
Bunny: You want some candy, right? Yeah?
[Nods]
Are you going to kick me if I don't give you candy?
[Nods]
Yo, what's up, how's it going? Yeah, that's right!
Both boys: What is in there? Boy: Go get, you homie.
Bunny: No, no. No, no! Listen, you got to find the eggs!
Bunny: No. No. No. Listen! Listen! Settle down! Settle down!
I will give you one egg. Wait! Wait! Wait!
Bunny: No! I will give him one egg. Man: Take the basket from him!
Bunny: You got it. You got it. Boy: [inaudible]
Bunny: Sharing is caring. Boy: Homie!
Stranger: Aaaah! I got some Easter candy.
Stranger: You're a big bunny. Bunny: Yeah?
Stranger: You can do this, bunny. Stranger 2: You're a G, dawg.
Stranger: You got the hops. Bunny: I can hop to it, man. I can hop to it.
[Crash]
Bunny: Watch yourself. Can any of you guys do any crazy tricks?
Stranger: Tricks are for kids! Bunny: What?
Stranger: Tricks are for kids. Bunny: All tricks are for kids, right?
Ah, no, that's not me, that's my brother, ok?
Bunny: Stupid kids. They should be in school.
Bunny: Aaah.
Little Bunny-Foo-Foo, right? Girl: Oh my god, yes.
Bunny: Did you get it? Those iPhones are tricky.
Bunny: You just kinda gotta dig a little hole with your foot there.
Just drop the egg in there, huh? There it is.
Bunny: And then it's hidden. And there's nobody around.
You guys see that? Girls: No, no.
Bunny: Wait, did you just see that? Girls: No.
Bunny: No?
Bunny: It's sad what they did.
[Spits]
Bunny 2: Hey, 5 dollars apiece if you want an egg. Bunny: You're charging for eggs right now?
Bunny 2: Yeah!
Bunny: That's ridiculous, man. That's ridiculous.
Bunny: Can't believe I'm taking a picture with this guy right now.
Bunny 2: Hey yo,
what's going on, dawg?
Bunny: No, no. You just took my egg from that tree.
Bunny 2: These are my eggs,
dawg.
Bunny: This is the egg that
I just put behind that tree! Bunny 2: Well it's mine now, dawg.
Bunny: No, no. Hey! Where do you think you're going, man?
Bunny: Hey, listen! Hey, listen, listen. No, you know what?
You know what, man?
Bunny: Hey, listen, listen, listen. Bunny 2: Don't touch me, dawg!
Bunny: Yeah, yeah. How 'bout you back off, son? Huh?
What's up, huh? [inaudible]
Bunny: Yeah, you listen up right now. [inaudible]
Get off me! Ah! Oh!
Bunny: We are not through! Bunny 2: Oh yeah? One two.
Bunny: You think you're a tough guy? Bunny 2: Yeah! I know some kung-fu, man.
Bunny: Bam, right there! Bam, that's right!
Bunny: Come back here with my eggs! Aaah!
Bunny: What are you looking at? Pause your camera!
[Pants]
Yeah, you better run!
[Chatter]