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RAMSHACKLE: The Animated Pilot

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    ​​​ ​VINNIE: Ugh, It’s gotta​ ​​
    ​​ ​be here somewhere!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Is this it?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​We’re looking for beans, not spleens.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Oh.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I don’t understand,​ ​​
    ​​ ​it was in our bean corner last night!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maybe you accidentally threw them out?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hey, a Scrap never throws out​ ​​
    ​​ ​a perfectly good can of beans​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Especially not one that’s eight ounces​ ​​
    ​​ ​of pure hickory-smoked bliss.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​If we can’t find it by tonight​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​We starve.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[MUFFLED CRYING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Stone, stop crying, it's not even noon yet.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Uh… that wasn't me.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[BABY CRYING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​The heck?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​What is that?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I dunno... some kind of meat?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​That’s a baby, dummy!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Well she wasn’t wrong.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Aww, did someone abandon you here?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Typical Ramshackle, huh?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[BABY SIGHS]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​So now what?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Do we throw it back in the trash?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And keep looking for those beans!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​What? No!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​This baby’s a precious gift from Mother Nature​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And he's all alone in the world​ ​​
    ​​ ​with no one to take care of him.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​What about the orphanage?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Stone what the fuck?!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Everyone knows the orphanage​ ​​
    ​​ ​is no place for a kid.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​How about we just... take him in?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Ahh!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Uh, I don't--​ ​​
    ​​ ​[GASPS] A new member​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Means a new best friend!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​What should we name him?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hmm, maybe something like... uh...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maggot?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maggot...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​‘Cos he looks like one, doesn’t he?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I see it!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Anyway.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maggot, how good are you at gambling?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Any... bank heist, or fraud experience?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Oh! We can teach him​ ​​
    ​​ ​the ol’ slick n’ slide!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Aw yeah!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Ah, the smell of piss and opportunity.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Entertainment square is where​ ​​
    ​​ ​all the Lootbags hang out.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Look at 'em all​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Riching... richily…​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Anyway, today Skipp is gonna​ ​​
    ​​ ​show you how we get the money​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​From their pockets into ours.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​It’s gonna be trial by fire, buddy.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​ I hope you’re ready.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You got this!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Now go eat the rich,​ ​​
    ​​ ​frickin’ devour them dude!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Vinnie...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Do you remember how we didn’t make​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Enough from pick-pocketing last week​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​So we had to eat shoes?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Eh, the shoes weren't that bad​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​They tasted like all the other shoes I’ve had.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​No, I mean...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​How the hell are we going to raise a baby​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​If we can’t even take care of ourselves?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hey, you were in Maggot’s shoes too, remember?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Me and Skipp found you​ ​​
    ​​ ​sopping wet from the rain​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You looked so dumb.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Heheh.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[INHALES]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Anyway, Maggot’s part of our crew now.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Losers like us...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​We’re all we’ve got on this bitch of an earth, so...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​We gotta stick together.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And, then you just do the worm.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Or, I guess in your case, the maggot!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​There ya go, nice job!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Aw, don’t worry, I believe in you!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And if you ever need help​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​The three of us will always​ ​​
    ​​ ​be there to back you up​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Got it?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Aye!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[CHUCKLES]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[SKIPP BEATBOXES]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Alright, that’s our signal.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Let's bounce.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Mmm, yeah...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I replaced all her playtime​ ​​
    ​​ ​with extra pageant rehearsals​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​so there’s no way Baylee’s​ ​​
    ​​ ​gonna lose this year.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​(Kachow!)​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Ugh, how dreadful!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Another disgusting Scrap!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Falling into drugs and homelessness​ ​​
    ​​ ​ at such a young age​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Begging for money to get its next high...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Baylee!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​A future Sweetheart does​ ​​
    ​​ ​not touch the poor!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And don’t smile so much,​ ​​
    ​​ ​you’ll ruin your makeup.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Y’know, letting your kid​ ​​
    ​​ ​express themselves​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​is actually quite healthy​ ​​
    ​​ ​for their development.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hah, as if I’d take parenting advice​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​ From a bunch of...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​S-S-SCRAPS?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​OH MY GOD!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Polic- [MUFFLED]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Skipp!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I’m sorry, I had to!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[MUFFLED SCREAMING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Shit!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Someone shut this broad up!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Oh...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[ROARING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Wow...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[BURPS]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Well, fuck me!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​That’s a true Scrap if I ever saw one!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You really have a certain​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​'Jee Nee Says Ka', you know that?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hey...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Uh...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Welcome to the team.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Ahh!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Stone...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maggot, that was amazing!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You literally ate the rich,​ ​​
    ​​ ​like who even does that!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Alright, I hate to be that guy, but...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​If we don’t come up​ ​​
    ​​ ​with something else​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​We’re probably gonna​ ​​
    ​​ ​have shoes for dinner again.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[COUGHS]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[WIND BLOWS]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Augh...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Die, you stupid piece of paper!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Attacking our fetus friend like that?!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Just who do you think you are?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Oh, hey!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​It’s an invite for Ramshackle’s​ ​​
    ​​ ​Next Top Sweetheart.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​The stupid baby pageant they do every year?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Yeah, it’s really overrated.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​But, the winner gets…​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Ten dollars?!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​That’s enough for groceries,​ ​​
    ​​ ​Vinnie’s rabies shots​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And a new can of beans.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Dang, you wanna try winning?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​That’s pretty ballsy.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​It’s a rich people-only event.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hm!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I like the way you think,​ ​​
    ​​ ​ya little poop goblin.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​ANNOUNCER:​ ​​
    ​​ ​Welcome to the 35th annual edition​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Of Ramshackle's​ ​​
    ​​ ​Next Top Sweetheart!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Where the most perfect and talented infant​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Will be selected to be the face on every ad!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Every movie!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Every cereal box!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​A life of fame and celebrity status​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And TEN DOLLARS awaits!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​So which baby will be Ramshackle’s next sweetheart?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​We’ll find out TODAY!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​‘Scuse me. Pardon me.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Gotta get the best spot for our bougie little boy.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​ANNOUNCER: Before we get on to the epicest,​ ​​
    ​​ ​most hypest pageant of the year​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Let’s have a word from our sponsors!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Ramshackle’s Next Top Sweetheart​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Is sponsored by Hick’s Hickory-Smoked Beans.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Get it tonight, or else you’ll STARVE!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Alright, we’ve got some​ ​​
    ​​ ​fierce competition this year.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​First up is reigning champion Taylee​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Who can do a backflip,​ ​​
    ​​ ​but only when you’re not looking.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Honey, your bow is crooked!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I’m gonna have to disown you once this is over.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​ANNOUNCER: We’ve also got Jayden​ ​​
    ​​ ​from the Brayden family​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Who can perform telepathy but only with himself.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Jayden, don’t you dare tarnish the Brayden name​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Or else it’s off to the void with you!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Man, these Lootbags are brutal…​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​ANNOUNCER:​ ​​
    ​​ ​Next up is…​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​..Maggot?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​A-Am I reading that right?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[INCOHERENT CHEERING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You three think you’re going to win?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Let me ask you something.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Did you also get your baby​ ​​
    ​​ ​to stick to a strict diet​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And train 82 hours​ ​​
    ​​ ​a day for this pageant?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​No…?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I didn’t think so.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Next time you talk about winning​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You better think twice.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​ANNOUNCER:​ ​​
    ​​ ​You’re not gonna believe this folks!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maggot is doing…​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​THE WORM!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​No…​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​THE MAGGOT!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​YO, THAT’S SICK!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Even the judge's minds are blown!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Literally!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​We all know no one’s gonna top that​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​So who gives a damn​ ​​
    ​​ ​about the rest of the contestants?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​The winner of the 35th annual edition​ ​​
    ​​ ​of Ramshackle’s Next Top Sweetheart is…​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​MAGGOT!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[CELEBRATORY MUSIC]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[INCOHERENT CHEERING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​My baby should have won!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Not that flacid potato sack!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Smile!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Let's get your good side honey!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[CROWD TALKING AND BOOING]​ ​​
    ​​ ​Mr. Maggot, we need you to sign here, here and here.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​They cheated!​ ​​
    ​​ ​I spent ten grand on my thing’s spray tan!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[CROWD BOOING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[CRYING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maggot!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Oh shit.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​It’s okay little buddy, we’re here for you.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hey, can we just take our money and go?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​ANNOUNCER:​ ​​
    ​​ ​Ho ho, no can do.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​That’s just the life of a Sweetheart.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​We’ve got interviews lined up with​ ​​
    ​​ ​the Grapevine and the Gossip Gazette…​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Come on, can’t you see that our buddy’s upset?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Please, just chill out!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You know what?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Screw you Lootbags​ ​​
    ​​ ​and your fancy garbage!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maybe if ya lived on the streets too you’d...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​..I dunno?!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Empathize with people?!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[AUDIENCE COUGHS]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You’re from the streets?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You’re all...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​SCRAPS?​ ​​
    ​​ ​[CROWD GASPS]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Ugh, you're not allowed to be here!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Go back to your slums!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[CROWD CHEERS AND BOOS]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​CROWD:​ ​​
    ​​ ​Poor! Poor! Poor!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I want to speak to your...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Manager...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​CROWD:​ ​​
    ​​ ​Manager... Manager...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Why does this shit always happen to us?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​It’ll be okay guys.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​There’s a reason they call us "Scraps".​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Skipp, take Maggot and get him somewhere safe.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Okay!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[UPBEAT PUNK-ROCK MUSIC]​ ​​
    ​​ ​Alright, you want the manager?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Well guess what?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I AM THE MANAGER!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ The consequence is clear ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ Can you feel it in the air? ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ It's time to get what you deserve ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ I think that we both know ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ The way this story goes ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ It's time for you to see just what we're worth! ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ They make a living showing off​ ​​
    ​​ ​the pretty things they have ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ They say they'll save us ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ But they're holding back a laugh ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ We're out here screaming ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ Well, at least they marked us on the map ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ I guess it isn't all that bad... ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ (Bad, bad, bad) ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ To be a piece of trash! ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ When it all comes tumbling down ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ I'll pick you off the ground ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ And tell you it's okay ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ Life can seem unfair ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ But we're not paid to care ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ We're used to sleeping in the rain ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[GUITAR SOLO]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Wanna hear some folk indie alternative?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[ROARING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​No? Okay!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[EXPLOSION]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ They make a living showing off​ ​​
    ​​ ​the pretty things they have ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ They say they'll save us ♫​ ​​
  • 11:17 - 11:18
    ​​​ ​♫ But they're holding back a laugh ♫​ ​​
  • 11:18 - 11:20
    ​​​ ​[EXPLOSION]​ ​​
    ​​ ​♫ But they're holding back a laugh ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ The tune's repeating ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ Now the band is tired of the act ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ I guess it isn't all that bad... ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ (Bad, bad, bad) ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​♫ When you're a piece of trash! ♫​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Listen up motherfuckers!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maggot’s runnin’ with us now.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​That means you’ll never get to lay a finger on him.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Oh...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Maggot...?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[ANGELIC HUMMING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[EXPLOSION]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Damn.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​They really do grow up fast.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Greetings humanity.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I am a being of divine nature​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Come to judge the worthiness of man's morality.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I came to you disguised​ ​​
    ​​ ​as a vulnerable infant seeking refuge​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And I leave enlightened.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​My eyes opened to Ramshackle's true nature​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​That which I deem...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​..Unworthy.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​You are a town sunken to the depths of depravity​ ​​
  • 12:32 - 12:34
    ​​​ ​Lavishing in its gluttony​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And wearing its greed with pride.​ ​​
  • 12:37 - 12:40
    ​​​ ​As for you, my dear benefactors​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Though you too are flawed​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And God forbid you three reproduce​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Your hearts be kind and well-intentioned.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Your bonds of friendship are strong​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And the time I spent with you three mortals​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Left me with a deep sense​ ​​
    ​​ ​of belonging and purpose.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​As such...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​The name "Maggot" you have bestowed upon me​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Will always have a warm place in my heart.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​For the milk of your kindness​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I bestow upon you three cents​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​And an eight ounce can of hickory-smoked beans.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Now, I must depart​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​For I have completed my mission.​ ​​
  • 13:17 - 13:18
    ​​​ ​Maggot!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I’m so glad we met!​ ​​
  • 13:20 - 13:22
    ​​​ ​We’ll never forget you!​ ​​
  • 13:23 - 13:24
    ​​​ ​Likewise, Skipp.​ ​​
  • 13:24 - 13:25
    ​​​ ​Likewise.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hey man, once a Scrap always a Scrap!​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Come visit the Slum Alleys whenever ya pass by!​ ​​
  • 13:32 - 13:33
    ​​​ ​This one’s for you.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Thank you kindly, little ones.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Ah, yes.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​One final thing to address...​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​DIVINE JUDGEMENT!​ ​​
  • 13:45 - 13:47
    ​​​ ​Farewell, mortals.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Live long, and prosper...​ ​​
  • 13:49 - 13:51
    ​​​ ​(Prosper... prosper...)​ ​​
  • 13:51 - 13:53
    ​​​ ​[UNINTELLIGIBLE SHOUTING]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​[SIGHS]​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​I’m really gonna miss the guy.​ ​​
  • 13:56 - 13:59
    ​​​ ​Yeah! Now I’m stuck with you two idiots again.​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​Hey, didn’t he say something about beans?​ ​​
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    ​​​ ​OHH!​ ​​
  • 14:04 - 14:05
    ​​​ ​BEANS!​ ​​
  • 14:05 - 15:19
    ​​​ ​[INSTRUMENTAL FOLK MUSIC]​ ​​
Title:
RAMSHACKLE: The Animated Pilot
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Video Language:
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Duration:
15:19
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