0:00:11.996,0:00:14.565
​​​ ​VINNIE: Ugh, It’s gotta​ ​​[br]​​ ​be here somewhere!​ ​​

0:00:15.532,0:00:16.567
​​​ ​Is this it?​ ​​

0:00:16.900,0:00:19.403
​​​ ​We’re looking for beans, not spleens.​ ​​

0:00:19.403,0:00:20.170
​​​ ​Oh.​ ​​

0:00:20.170,0:00:23.507
​​​ ​I don’t understand,​ ​​[br]​​ ​it was in our bean corner last night!​ ​​

0:00:24.074,0:00:26.043
​​​ ​Maybe you accidentally threw them out?​ ​​

0:00:26.176,0:00:29.513
​​​ ​Hey, a Scrap never throws out​ ​​[br]​​ ​a perfectly good can of beans​ ​​

0:00:29.513,0:00:34.318
​​​ ​Especially not one that’s eight ounces​ ​​[br]​​ ​of pure hickory-smoked bliss.​ ​​

0:00:34.518,0:00:36.420
​​​ ​If we can’t find it by tonight​ ​​

0:00:36.520,0:00:37.921
​​​ ​We starve.​ ​​

0:00:38.155,0:00:39.823
​​​ ​[MUFFLED CRYING]​ ​​

0:00:39.923,0:00:42.693
​​​ ​Stone, stop crying, it's not even noon yet.​ ​​

0:00:42.826,0:00:45.129
​​​ ​Uh… that wasn't me.​ ​​

0:00:45.229,0:00:46.663
​​​ ​[BABY CRYING]​ ​​

0:00:46.764,0:00:47.698
​​​ ​The heck?​ ​​

0:00:48.165,0:00:49.033
​​​ ​What is that?​ ​​

0:00:49.233,0:00:52.036
​​​ ​I dunno... some kind of meat?​ ​​

0:00:52.569,0:00:54.371
​​​ ​That’s a baby, dummy!​ ​​

0:00:55.105,0:00:56.373
​​​ ​Well she wasn’t wrong.​ ​​

0:00:56.707,0:00:58.675
​​​ ​Aww, did someone abandon you here?​ ​​

0:00:58.776,0:01:00.544
​​​ ​Typical Ramshackle, huh?​ ​​

0:01:00.878,0:01:02.212
​​​ ​[BABY SIGHS]​ ​​

0:01:02.546,0:01:03.580
​​​ ​So now what?​ ​​

0:01:03.747,0:01:05.115
​​​ ​Do we throw it back in the trash?​ ​​

0:01:05.215,0:01:07.551
​​​ ​And keep looking for those beans!​ ​​

0:01:07.718,0:01:08.919
​​​ ​What? No!​ ​​

0:01:09.119,0:01:11.455
​​​ ​This baby’s a precious gift from Mother Nature​ ​​

0:01:11.588,0:01:14.725
​​​ ​And he's all alone in the world​ ​​[br]​​ ​with no one to take care of him.​ ​​

0:01:14.925,0:01:16.260
​​​ ​What about the orphanage?​ ​​

0:01:16.427,0:01:17.995
​​​ ​Stone what the fuck?!​ ​​

0:01:18.228,0:01:20.898
​​​ ​Everyone knows the orphanage​ ​​[br]​​ ​is no place for a kid.​ ​​

0:01:22.232,0:01:24.134
​​​ ​How about we just... take him in?​ ​​

0:01:24.368,0:01:25.469
​​​ ​Ahh!​ ​​

0:01:25.803,0:01:26.970
​​​ ​Uh, I don't--​ ​​[br]​​ ​[GASPS] A new member​ ​​

0:01:26.970,0:01:28.639
​​​ ​Means a new best friend!​ ​​

0:01:28.806,0:01:30.074
​​​ ​What should we name him?​ ​​

0:01:30.240,0:01:32.676
​​​ ​Hmm, maybe something like... uh...​ ​​

0:01:32.876,0:01:33.577
​​​ ​Maggot?​ ​​

0:01:33.777,0:01:34.812
​​​ ​Maggot...​ ​​

0:01:34.978,0:01:36.847
​​​ ​‘Cos he looks like one, doesn’t he?​ ​​

0:01:37.147,0:01:37.981
​​​ ​I see it!​ ​​

0:01:38.482,0:01:38.982
​​​ ​Anyway.​ ​​

0:01:39.116,0:01:41.151
​​​ ​Maggot, how good are you at gambling?​ ​​

0:01:41.251,0:01:44.054
​​​ ​Any... bank heist, or fraud experience?​ ​​

0:01:44.154,0:01:46.256
​​​ ​Oh! We can teach him​ ​​[br]​​ ​the ol’ slick n’ slide!​ ​​

0:01:46.423,0:01:47.758
​​​ ​Aw yeah!​ ​​

0:01:51.128,0:02:01.672
​​​ ​[UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC]​ ​​

0:02:02.706,0:02:05.876
​​​ ​Ah, the smell of piss and opportunity.​ ​​

0:02:06.076,0:02:08.979
​​​ ​Entertainment square is where​ ​​[br]​​ ​all the Lootbags hang out.​ ​​

0:02:09.246,0:02:10.514
​​​ ​Look at 'em all​ ​​

0:02:10.614,0:02:13.350
​​​ ​Riching... richily…​ ​​

0:02:14.284,0:02:17.754
​​​ ​Anyway, today Skipp is gonna​ ​​[br]​​ ​show you how we get the money​ ​​

0:02:17.754,0:02:20.324
​​​ ​From their pockets into ours.​ ​​

0:02:20.624,0:02:22.292
​​​ ​It’s gonna be trial by fire, buddy.​ ​​

0:02:22.493,0:02:23.327
​​​ ​ I hope you’re ready.​ ​​

0:02:23.494,0:02:24.595
​​​ ​You got this!​ ​​

0:02:24.595,0:02:27.664
​​​ ​Now go eat the rich,​ ​​[br]​​ ​frickin’ devour them dude!​ ​​

0:02:28.866,0:02:29.433
​​​ ​Vinnie...​ ​​

0:02:29.633,0:02:30.801
​​​ ​Do you remember how we didn’t make​ ​​

0:02:30.801,0:02:32.202
​​​ ​Enough from pick-pocketing last week​ ​​

0:02:32.202,0:02:33.537
​​​ ​So we had to eat shoes?​ ​​

0:02:34.338,0:02:36.006
​​​ ​Eh, the shoes weren't that bad​ ​​

0:02:36.006,0:02:37.808
​​​ ​They tasted like all the other shoes I’ve had.​ ​​

0:02:38.041,0:02:39.276
​​​ ​No, I mean...​ ​​

0:02:39.476,0:02:41.245
​​​ ​How the hell are we going to raise a baby​ ​​

0:02:41.245,0:02:43.213
​​​ ​If we can’t even take care of ourselves?​ ​​

0:02:43.380,0:02:45.649
​​​ ​Hey, you were in Maggot’s shoes too, remember?​ ​​

0:02:45.849,0:02:48.385
​​​ ​Me and Skipp found you​ ​​[br]​​ ​sopping wet from the rain​ ​​

0:02:48.485,0:02:49.953
​​​ ​You looked so dumb.​ ​​

0:02:50.020,0:02:50.454
​​​ ​Heheh.​ ​​

0:02:50.521,0:02:52.523
​​​ ​[INHALES]​ ​​

0:02:52.890,0:02:55.425
​​​ ​Anyway, Maggot’s part of our crew now.​ ​​

0:02:55.759,0:02:57.427
​​​ ​Losers like us...​ ​​

0:02:57.661,0:02:59.963
​​​ ​We’re all we’ve got on this bitch of an earth, so...​ ​​

0:03:00.297,0:03:01.532
​​​ ​We gotta stick together.​ ​​

0:03:05.169,0:03:07.137
​​​ ​And, then you just do the worm.​ ​​

0:03:07.204,0:03:09.673
​​​ ​Or, I guess in your case, the maggot!​ ​​

0:03:11.475,0:03:13.377
​​​ ​There ya go, nice job!​ ​​

0:03:13.777,0:03:15.679
​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​

0:03:15.779,0:03:17.848
​​​ ​Aw, don’t worry, I believe in you!​ ​​

0:03:18.115,0:03:19.383
​​​ ​And if you ever need help​ ​​

0:03:19.483,0:03:21.752
​​​ ​The three of us will always​ ​​[br]​​ ​be there to back you up​ ​​

0:03:21.852,0:03:22.419
​​​ ​Got it?​ ​​

0:03:22.920,0:03:23.654
​​​ ​Aye!​ ​​

0:03:25.189,0:03:25.923
​​​ ​[CHUCKLES]​ ​​

0:03:28.859,0:03:29.927
​​​ ​[SKIPP BEATBOXES]​ ​​

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​​​ ​Alright, that’s our signal.​ ​​

0:03:31.195,0:03:32.029
​​​ ​Let's bounce.​ ​​

0:03:32.362,0:03:33.864
​​​ ​Mmm, yeah...​ ​​

0:03:33.864,0:03:37.401
​​​ ​I replaced all her playtime​ ​​[br]​​ ​with extra pageant rehearsals​ ​​

0:03:37.401,0:03:40.404
​​​ ​so there’s no way Baylee’s​ ​​[br]​​ ​gonna lose this year.​ ​​

0:03:40.604,0:03:41.438
​​​ ​(Kachow!)​ ​​

0:03:41.872,0:03:43.574
​​​ ​Ugh, how dreadful!​ ​​

0:03:43.674,0:03:45.676
​​​ ​Another disgusting Scrap!​ ​​

0:03:45.876,0:03:49.780
​​​ ​Falling into drugs and homelessness​ ​​[br]​​ ​ at such a young age​ ​​

0:03:50.013,0:03:53.383
​​​ ​Begging for money to get its next high...​ ​​

0:03:54.418,0:03:55.419
​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​

0:03:55.485,0:03:56.286
​​​ ​Baylee!​ ​​

0:03:56.286,0:03:59.723
​​​ ​A future Sweetheart does​ ​​[br]​​ ​not touch the poor!​ ​​

0:03:59.856,0:04:02.259
​​​ ​And don’t smile so much,​ ​​[br]​​ ​you’ll ruin your makeup.​ ​​

0:04:04.528,0:04:06.563
​​​ ​Y’know, letting your kid​ ​​[br]​​ ​express themselves​ ​​

0:04:06.563,0:04:08.865
​​​ ​is actually quite healthy​ ​​[br]​​ ​for their development.​ ​​

0:04:09.066,0:04:12.603
​​​ ​Hah, as if I’d take parenting advice​ ​​

0:04:12.603,0:04:13.937
​​​ ​ From a bunch of...​ ​​

0:04:14.538,0:04:16.607
​​​ ​S-S-SCRAPS?​ ​​

0:04:16.906,0:04:18.274
​​​ ​OH MY GOD!​ ​​

0:04:18.408,0:04:19.076
​​​ ​Polic- [MUFFLED]​ ​​

0:04:19.243,0:04:19.776
​​​ ​Skipp!​ ​​

0:04:20.377,0:04:22.045
​​​ ​I’m sorry, I had to!​ ​​

0:04:22.112,0:04:22.846
​​​ ​[MUFFLED SCREAMING]​ ​​

0:04:22.846,0:04:23.447
​​​ ​Shit!​ ​​

0:04:23.547,0:04:25.215
​​​ ​Someone shut this broad up!​ ​​

0:04:25.749,0:04:26.717
​​​ ​Oh...​ ​​

0:04:27.317,0:04:28.919
​​​ ​[ROARING]​ ​​

0:04:34.424,0:04:35.292
​​​ ​Wow...​ ​​

0:04:36.593,0:04:37.127
​​​ ​[BURPS]​ ​​

0:04:37.628,0:04:38.962
​​​ ​Well, fuck me!​ ​​

0:04:38.962,0:04:41.465
​​​ ​That’s a true Scrap if I ever saw one!​ ​​

0:04:41.698,0:04:42.833
​​​ ​You really have a certain​ ​​

0:04:42.833,0:04:44.835
​​​ ​'Jee Nee Says Ka', you know that?​ ​​

0:04:45.235,0:04:45.969
​​​ ​Hey...​ ​​

0:04:46.103,0:04:46.903
​​​ ​Uh...​ ​​

0:04:48.405,0:04:49.640
​​​ ​Welcome to the team.​ ​​

0:04:51.675,0:04:52.676
​​​ ​Ahh!​ ​​

0:04:53.644,0:04:55.178
​​​ ​Stone...​ ​​

0:04:56.813,0:04:58.448
​​​ ​Maggot, that was amazing!​ ​​

0:04:58.448,0:05:01.151
​​​ ​You literally ate the rich,​ ​​[br]​​ ​like who even does that!​ ​​

0:05:01.318,0:05:03.353
​​​ ​Alright, I hate to be that guy, but...​ ​​

0:05:03.487,0:05:04.988
​​​ ​If we don’t come up​ ​​[br]​​ ​with something else​ ​​

0:05:05.055,0:05:07.691
​​​ ​We’re probably gonna​ ​​[br]​​ ​have shoes for dinner again.​ ​​

0:05:08.458,0:05:09.192
​​​ ​[COUGHS]​ ​​

0:05:09.793,0:05:10.927
​​​ ​[WIND BLOWS]​ ​​

0:05:12.396,0:05:13.263
​​​ ​Augh...​ ​​

0:05:15.532,0:05:17.501
​​​ ​Die, you stupid piece of paper!​ ​​

0:05:17.501,0:05:19.303
​​​ ​Attacking our fetus friend like that?!​ ​​

0:05:19.503,0:05:21.371
​​​ ​Just who do you think you are?​ ​​

0:05:22.239,0:05:23.140
​​​ ​Oh, hey!​ ​​

0:05:23.140,0:05:25.542
​​​ ​It’s an invite for Ramshackle’s​ ​​[br]​​ ​Next Top Sweetheart.​ ​​

0:05:26.443,0:05:28.979
​​​ ​The stupid baby pageant they do every year?​ ​​

0:05:29.146,0:05:30.947
​​​ ​Yeah, it’s really overrated.​ ​​

0:05:31.148,0:05:33.150
​​​ ​But, the winner gets…​ ​​

0:05:33.383,0:05:34.551
​​​ ​Ten dollars?!​ ​​

0:05:34.685,0:05:37.020
​​​ ​That’s enough for groceries,​ ​​[br]​​ ​Vinnie’s rabies shots​ ​​

0:05:37.020,0:05:38.522
​​​ ​And a new can of beans.​ ​​

0:05:38.855,0:05:40.524
​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​

0:05:41.258,0:05:42.859
​​​ ​Dang, you wanna try winning?​ ​​

0:05:43.060,0:05:44.161
​​​ ​That’s pretty ballsy.​ ​​

0:05:44.294,0:05:46.063
​​​ ​It’s a rich people-only event.​ ​​

0:05:46.463,0:05:48.465
​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​

0:05:48.732,0:05:49.232
​​​ ​Hm!​ ​​

0:05:49.733,0:05:52.235
​​​ ​I like the way you think,​ ​​[br]​​ ​ya little poop goblin.​ ​​

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​​​ ​ANNOUNCER:​ ​​[br]​​ ​Welcome to the 35th annual edition​ ​​

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​​​ ​Of Ramshackle's​ ​​[br]​​ ​Next Top Sweetheart!​ ​​

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​​​ ​Where the most perfect and talented infant​ ​​

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​​​ ​Will be selected to be the face on every ad!​ ​​

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​​​ ​Every movie!​ ​​

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​​​ ​Every cereal box!​ ​​

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​​​ ​A life of fame and celebrity status​ ​​

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​​​ ​And TEN DOLLARS awaits!​ ​​

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​​​ ​So which baby will be Ramshackle’s next sweetheart?​ ​​

0:06:14.558,0:06:16.626
​​​ ​[VOCALIZING]​ ​​

0:06:16.693,0:06:18.862
​​​ ​We’ll find out TODAY!​ ​​

0:06:19.262,0:06:20.731
​​​ ​‘Scuse me. Pardon me.​ ​​

0:06:20.731,0:06:23.467
​​​ ​Gotta get the best spot for our bougie little boy.​ ​​

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​​​ ​ANNOUNCER: Before we get on to the epicest,​ ​​[br]​​ ​most hypest pageant of the year​ ​​

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​​​ ​Let’s have a word from our sponsors!​ ​​

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​​​ ​Ramshackle’s Next Top Sweetheart​ ​​

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​​​ ​Is sponsored by Hick’s Hickory-Smoked Beans.​ ​​

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​​​ ​Get it tonight, or else you’ll STARVE!​ ​​

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​​​ ​Alright, we’ve got some​ ​​[br]​​ ​fierce competition this year.​ ​​

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​​​ ​First up is reigning champion Taylee​ ​​

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​​​ ​Who can do a backflip,​ ​​[br]​​ ​but only when you’re not looking.​ ​​

0:06:48.325,0:06:51.828
​​​ ​Honey, your bow is crooked!​ ​​

0:06:51.828,0:06:55.565
​​​ ​I’m gonna have to disown you once this is over.​ ​​

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​​​ ​ANNOUNCER: We’ve also got Jayden​ ​​[br]​​ ​from the Brayden family​ ​​

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​​​ ​Who can perform telepathy but only with himself.​ ​​

0:07:03.740,0:07:07.811
​​​ ​Jayden, don’t you dare tarnish the Brayden name​ ​​

0:07:07.811,0:07:09.646
​​​ ​Or else it’s off to the void with you!​ ​​

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​​​ ​Man, these Lootbags are brutal…​ ​​

0:07:12.516,0:07:13.583
​​​ ​ANNOUNCER:​ ​​[br]​​ ​Next up is…​ ​​

0:07:14.251,0:07:15.585
​​​ ​..Maggot?​ ​​

0:07:16.119,0:07:17.587
​​​ ​A-Am I reading that right?​ ​​

0:07:18.622,0:07:22.659
​​​ ​[INCOHERENT CHEERING]​ ​​

0:07:22.959,0:07:25.629
​​​ ​You three think you’re going to win?​ ​​

0:07:26.196,0:07:28.098
​​​ ​Let me ask you something.​ ​​

0:07:28.498,0:07:32.102
​​​ ​Did you also get your baby​ ​​[br]​​ ​to stick to a strict diet​ ​​

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​​​ ​And train 82 hours​ ​​[br]​​ ​a day for this pageant?​ ​​

0:07:35.405,0:07:36.473
​​​ ​No…?​ ​​

0:07:36.573,0:07:37.841
​​​ ​I didn’t think so.​ ​​

0:07:38.141,0:07:39.843
​​​ ​Next time you talk about winning​ ​​

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​​​ ​You better think twice.​ ​​

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​​​ ​ANNOUNCER:​ ​​[br]​​ ​You’re not gonna believe this folks!​ ​​

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​​​ ​Maggot is doing…​ ​​

0:07:45.615,0:07:46.583
​​​ ​THE WORM!​ ​​

0:07:46.716,0:07:47.417
​​​ ​No…​ ​​

0:07:47.651,0:07:48.885
​​​ ​THE MAGGOT!​ ​​

0:07:48.985,0:07:51.087
​​​ ​YO, THAT’S SICK!​ ​​

0:07:51.254,0:07:53.423
​​​ ​Even the judge's minds are blown!​ ​​

0:07:54.057,0:07:55.425
​​​ ​Literally!​ ​​

0:07:55.525,0:07:57.160
​​​ ​We all know no one’s gonna top that​ ​​

0:07:57.227,0:07:59.996
​​​ ​So who gives a damn​ ​​[br]​​ ​about the rest of the contestants?​ ​​

0:08:00.263,0:08:05.202
​​​ ​The winner of the 35th annual edition​ ​​[br]​​ ​of Ramshackle’s Next Top Sweetheart is…​ ​​

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​​​ ​MAGGOT!​ ​​

0:08:07.704,0:08:09.906
​​​ ​[CELEBRATORY MUSIC]​ ​​

0:08:11.208,0:08:14.377
​​​ ​[INCOHERENT CHEERING]​ ​​

0:08:15.078,0:08:16.680
​​​ ​My baby should have won!​ ​​

0:08:16.746,0:08:18.882
​​​ ​Not that flacid potato sack!​ ​​

0:08:18.882,0:08:19.516
​​​ ​Smile!​ ​​

0:08:19.649,0:08:21.151
​​​ ​Let's get your good side honey!​ ​​

0:08:21.218,0:08:25.522
​​​ ​[CROWD TALKING AND BOOING]​ ​​[br]​​ ​Mr. Maggot, we need you to sign here, here and here.​ ​​

0:08:25.522,0:08:29.259
​​​ ​They cheated!​ ​​[br]​​ ​I spent ten grand on my thing’s spray tan!​ ​​

0:08:29.259,0:08:30.360
​​​ ​[CROWD BOOING]​ ​​

0:08:30.727,0:08:32.996
​​​ ​[CRYING]​ ​​

0:08:33.063,0:08:33.730
​​​ ​Maggot!​ ​​

0:08:33.730,0:08:34.397
​​​ ​Oh shit.​ ​​

0:08:38.268,0:08:40.570
​​​ ​It’s okay little buddy, we’re here for you.​ ​​

0:08:40.937,0:08:42.572
​​​ ​Hey, can we just take our money and go?​ ​​

0:08:42.739,0:08:44.574
​​​ ​ANNOUNCER:​ ​​[br]​​ ​Ho ho, no can do.​ ​​

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​​​ ​That’s just the life of a Sweetheart.​ ​​

0:08:46.910,0:08:50.413
​​​ ​We’ve got interviews lined up with​ ​​[br]​​ ​the Grapevine and the Gossip Gazette…​ ​​

0:08:50.413,0:08:52.415
​​​ ​Come on, can’t you see that our buddy’s upset?​ ​​

0:08:52.516,0:08:53.583
​​​ ​Please, just chill out!​ ​​

0:08:53.683,0:08:54.484
​​​ ​You know what?​ ​​

0:08:54.484,0:08:57.420
​​​ ​Screw you Lootbags​ ​​[br]​​ ​and your fancy garbage!​ ​​

0:08:57.587,0:08:59.689
​​​ ​Maybe if ya lived on the streets too you’d...​ ​​

0:08:59.756,0:09:00.657
​​​ ​..I dunno?!​ ​​

0:09:00.724,0:09:02.259
​​​ ​Empathize with people?!​ ​​

0:09:02.259,0:09:03.560
​​​ ​[AUDIENCE COUGHS]​ ​​

0:09:05.061,0:09:06.897
​​​ ​You’re from the streets?​ ​​

0:09:07.531,0:09:08.798
​​​ ​You’re all...​ ​​

0:09:09.099,0:09:10.567
​​​ ​SCRAPS?​ ​​[br]​​ ​[CROWD GASPS]​ ​​

0:09:11.067,0:09:14.070
​​​ ​Ugh, you're not allowed to be here!​ ​​

0:09:14.337,0:09:16.740
​​​ ​Go back to your slums!​ ​​

0:09:16.806,0:09:18.174
​​​ ​[CROWD CHEERS AND BOOS]​ ​​

0:09:18.275,0:09:21.177
​​​ ​CROWD:​ ​​[br]​​ ​Poor! Poor! Poor!​ ​​

0:09:21.578,0:09:24.147
​​​ ​I want to speak to your...​ ​​

0:09:24.915,0:09:27.250
​​​ ​Manager...​ ​​

0:09:27.384,0:09:33.523
​​​ ​CROWD:​ ​​[br]​​ ​Manager... Manager...​ ​​

0:09:34.624,0:09:36.593
​​​ ​Why does this shit always happen to us?​ ​​

0:09:36.793,0:09:38.061
​​​ ​It’ll be okay guys.​ ​​

0:09:38.194,0:09:40.063
​​​ ​There’s a reason they call us "Scraps".​ ​​

0:09:40.730,0:09:43.066
​​​ ​Skipp, take Maggot and get him somewhere safe.​ ​​

0:09:44.234,0:09:44.801
​​​ ​Okay!​ ​​

0:09:45.435,0:09:48.271
​​​ ​[UPBEAT PUNK-ROCK MUSIC]​ ​​[br]​​ ​Alright, you want the manager?​ ​​

0:09:48.438,0:09:49.639
​​​ ​Well guess what?​ ​​

0:09:49.973,0:09:51.975
​​​ ​I AM THE MANAGER!​ ​​

0:09:54.177,0:09:56.246
​​​ ​♫ The consequence is clear ♫​ ​​

0:09:56.413,0:09:58.415
​​​ ​♫ Can you feel it in the air? ♫​ ​​

0:09:58.715,0:10:01.418
​​​ ​♫ It's time to get what you deserve ♫​ ​​

0:10:03.186,0:10:05.255
​​​ ​♫ I think that we both know ♫​ ​​

0:10:05.455,0:10:07.257
​​​ ​♫ The way this story goes ♫​ ​​

0:10:07.257,0:10:10.427
​​​ ​♫ It's time for you to see just what we're worth! ♫​ ​​

0:10:12.262,0:10:16.366
​​​ ​♫ They make a living showing off​ ​​[br]​​ ​the pretty things they have ♫​ ​​

0:10:16.800,0:10:18.268
​​​ ​♫ They say they'll save us ♫​ ​​

0:10:18.268,0:10:21.304
​​​ ​♫ But they're holding back a laugh ♫​ ​​

0:10:21.404,0:10:22.772
​​​ ​♫ We're out here screaming ♫​ ​​

0:10:22.772,0:10:25.375
​​​ ​♫ Well, at least they marked us on the map ♫​ ​​

0:10:25.675,0:10:29.045
​​​ ​♫ I guess it isn't all that bad... ♫​ ​​

0:10:29.045,0:10:32.449
​​​ ​♫ (Bad, bad, bad) ♫​ ​​

0:10:33.116,0:10:35.485
​​​ ​♫ To be a piece of trash! ♫​ ​​

0:10:35.485,0:10:37.621
​​​ ​♫ When it all comes tumbling down ♫​ ​​

0:10:37.754,0:10:39.923
​​​ ​♫ I'll pick you off the ground ♫​ ​​

0:10:40.023,0:10:42.726
​​​ ​♫ And tell you it's okay ♫​ ​​

0:10:44.794,0:10:46.796
​​​ ​♫ Life can seem unfair ♫​ ​​

0:10:46.963,0:10:48.498
​​​ ​♫ But we're not paid to care ♫​ ​​

0:10:48.498,0:10:51.835
​​​ ​♫ We're used to sleeping in the rain ♫​ ​​

0:10:51.935,0:10:54.838
​​​ ​[GUITAR SOLO]​ ​​

0:10:54.971,0:10:56.673
​​​ ​Wanna hear some folk indie alternative?​ ​​

0:10:56.806,0:10:57.874
​​​ ​[ROARING]​ ​​

0:10:58.174,0:10:59.876
​​​ ​No? Okay!​ ​​

0:11:08.118,0:11:09.552
​​​ ​[EXPLOSION]​ ​​

0:11:11.154,0:11:15.425
​​​ ​♫ They make a living showing off​ ​​[br]​​ ​the pretty things they have ♫​ ​​

0:11:15.759,0:11:17.060
​​​ ​♫ They say they'll save us ♫​ ​​

0:11:17.060,0:11:18.128
​​​ ​♫ But they're holding back a laugh ♫​ ​​

0:11:18.128,0:11:20.196
​​​ ​[EXPLOSION]​ ​​[br]​​ ​♫ But they're holding back a laugh ♫​ ​​

0:11:20.296,0:11:21.665
​​​ ​♫ The tune's repeating ♫​ ​​

0:11:21.665,0:11:24.501
​​​ ​♫ Now the band is tired of the act ♫​ ​​

0:11:24.734,0:11:27.837
​​​ ​♫ I guess it isn't all that bad... ♫​ ​​

0:11:27.904,0:11:31.374
​​​ ​♫ (Bad, bad, bad) ♫​ ​​

0:11:32.108,0:11:34.210
​​​ ​♫ When you're a piece of trash! ♫​ ​​

0:11:34.344,0:11:35.845
​​​ ​Listen up motherfuckers!​ ​​

0:11:36.046,0:11:37.547
​​​ ​Maggot’s runnin’ with us now.​ ​​

0:11:37.747,0:11:40.383
​​​ ​That means you’ll never get to lay a finger on him.​ ​​

0:11:42.018,0:11:42.852
​​​ ​Oh...​ ​​

0:11:47.691,0:11:48.425
​​​ ​Maggot...?​ ​​

0:11:50.126,0:11:55.031
​​​ ​[ANGELIC HUMMING]​ ​​

0:11:59.736,0:12:01.638
​​​ ​[EXPLOSION]​ ​​

0:12:04.808,0:12:05.208
​​​ ​Damn.​ ​​

0:12:05.709,0:12:07.110
​​​ ​They really do grow up fast.​ ​​

0:12:08.778,0:12:10.013
​​​ ​Greetings humanity.​ ​​

0:12:10.747,0:12:12.782
​​​ ​I am a being of divine nature​ ​​

0:12:12.782,0:12:15.318
​​​ ​Come to judge the worthiness of man's morality.​ ​​

0:12:15.985,0:12:19.789
​​​ ​I came to you disguised​ ​​[br]​​ ​as a vulnerable infant seeking refuge​ ​​

0:12:19.956,0:12:21.624
​​​ ​And I leave enlightened.​ ​​

0:12:22.258,0:12:25.395
​​​ ​My eyes opened to Ramshackle's true nature​ ​​

0:12:25.762,0:12:27.063
​​​ ​That which I deem...​ ​​

0:12:27.297,0:12:28.765
​​​ ​..Unworthy.​ ​​

0:12:29.065,0:12:32.035
​​​ ​You are a town sunken to the depths of depravity​ ​​

0:12:32.268,0:12:33.703
​​​ ​Lavishing in its gluttony​ ​​

0:12:34.037,0:12:35.772
​​​ ​And wearing its greed with pride.​ ​​

0:12:37.073,0:12:39.676
​​​ ​As for you, my dear benefactors​ ​​

0:12:40.477,0:12:42.245
​​​ ​Though you too are flawed​ ​​

0:12:42.679,0:12:44.647
​​​ ​And God forbid you three reproduce​ ​​

0:12:45.048,0:12:47.317
​​​ ​Your hearts be kind and well-intentioned.​ ​​

0:12:48.118,0:12:49.986
​​​ ​Your bonds of friendship are strong​ ​​

0:12:50.153,0:12:52.288
​​​ ​And the time I spent with you three mortals​ ​​

0:12:52.288,0:12:55.225
​​​ ​Left me with a deep sense​ ​​[br]​​ ​of belonging and purpose.​ ​​

0:12:55.792,0:12:56.726
​​​ ​As such...​ ​​

0:12:56.893,0:12:59.129
​​​ ​The name "Maggot" you have bestowed upon me​ ​​

0:12:59.429,0:13:02.198
​​​ ​Will always have a warm place in my heart.​ ​​

0:13:03.133,0:13:04.734
​​​ ​For the milk of your kindness​ ​​

0:13:04.734,0:13:06.803
​​​ ​I bestow upon you three cents​ ​​

0:13:06.803,0:13:09.506
​​​ ​And an eight ounce can of hickory-smoked beans.​ ​​

0:13:11.274,0:13:12.776
​​​ ​Now, I must depart​ ​​

0:13:13.143,0:13:14.878
​​​ ​For I have completed my mission.​ ​​

0:13:17.180,0:13:18.248
​​​ ​Maggot!​ ​​

0:13:18.615,0:13:19.983
​​​ ​I’m so glad we met!​ ​​

0:13:20.283,0:13:21.718
​​​ ​We’ll never forget you!​ ​​

0:13:22.652,0:13:23.753
​​​ ​Likewise, Skipp.​ ​​

0:13:24.154,0:13:25.255
​​​ ​Likewise.​ ​​

0:13:25.522,0:13:28.358
​​​ ​Hey man, once a Scrap always a Scrap!​ ​​

0:13:28.525,0:13:31.327
​​​ ​Come visit the Slum Alleys whenever ya pass by!​ ​​

0:13:31.728,0:13:33.129
​​​ ​This one’s for you.​ ​​

0:13:34.164,0:13:36.166
​​​ ​Thank you kindly, little ones.​ ​​

0:13:37.433,0:13:38.468
​​​ ​Ah, yes.​ ​​

0:13:38.668,0:13:40.470
​​​ ​One final thing to address...​ ​​

0:13:41.437,0:13:43.807
​​​ ​DIVINE JUDGEMENT!​ ​​

0:13:45.375,0:13:46.876
​​​ ​Farewell, mortals.​ ​​

0:13:47.143,0:13:48.878
​​​ ​Live long, and prosper...​ ​​

0:13:49.078,0:13:50.547
​​​ ​(Prosper... prosper...)​ ​​

0:13:50.947,0:13:52.849
​​​ ​[UNINTELLIGIBLE SHOUTING]​ ​​

0:13:53.416,0:13:54.350
​​​ ​[SIGHS]​ ​​

0:13:54.551,0:13:56.052
​​​ ​I’m really gonna miss the guy.​ ​​

0:13:56.186,0:13:59.088
​​​ ​Yeah! Now I’m stuck with you two idiots again.​ ​​

0:13:59.589,0:14:01.324
​​​ ​Hey, didn’t he say something about beans?​ ​​

0:14:02.625,0:14:03.793
​​​ ​OHH!​ ​​

0:14:03.893,0:14:04.861
​​​ ​BEANS!​ ​​

0:14:05.224,0:15:18.846
​​​ ​[INSTRUMENTAL FOLK MUSIC]​ ​​