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[Homer Simpson]: Mmm aww I hate this place!
Why am I here!
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[Coyote]: You are on a quest for knowledge.
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[Homer]: Who said that?
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[Coyote]: Fear not, homer. I am your spirit guide.
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[Homer Simpson]: Hi ya.
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[Coyote]: there is a lesson you must learn
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Homer Simpson: If it's about laying off
the insanity peppers, I'm waay ahead of you
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Coyote: no I speak of a deeper wisdom, the
problem Homer is the mind is always
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chattering away with a thousand thoughts
at once
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Homer Simpson: yeah that's me all right
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(wind blows)
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Coyote: clarity is the path to inner peace
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Homer Simpson: Well what should I do?
Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all
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of my possessions?
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Coyote: Are you kidding? If any thing you
should get more possessions. You don't
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even have a computer
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you know, I have been meaning to take a
spiritual journey, and I would
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(Coyote bites Homer's leg)
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Homer Simpson: Hey! Knock it off!
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(Homer kicks Coyote off)
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Coyote: Sorry, I am a coyote
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Homer: Look, just give me some inner peace
or I'll mop the floor with ya
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Coyote: good, your mind is in a state of
readiness so listen well. To make yourself
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complete, you must find your soulmate
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Homer Simpson: Soulmate?
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Coyote: your kindred spirit, the one with
who share an unspoken bound, a profound
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mystical understanding
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Homer Simpson: That's it?! Well that's
Marge, big deal. Great spiritual quest
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Wolfy. My soulmate is Marge
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Coyote: Is it?
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(Coyote runs off)
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Homer Simpson: Hey wait. Come back! aww
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(flying train shoots across the sky)
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Homer Simpson:ah! a ghost train! So little
time to get out of the way. No! Ah! Doh!
