[Homer Simpson]: Mmm aww I hate this place! Why am I here!
[Coyote]: You are on a quest for knowledge.
[Homer]: Who said that?
[Coyote]: Fear not, homer. I am your spirit guide.
[Homer Simpson]: Hi ya.
[Coyote]: there is a lesson you must learn
Homer Simpson: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm waay ahead of you
Coyote: no I speak of a deeper wisdom, the problem Homer is the mind is always
chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once
Homer Simpson: yeah that's me all right
(wind blows)
Coyote: clarity is the path to inner peace
Homer Simpson: Well what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all
of my possessions?
Coyote: Are you kidding? If any thing you should get more possessions. You don't
even have a computer
you know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would
(Coyote bites Homer's leg)
Homer Simpson: Hey! Knock it off!
(Homer kicks Coyote off)
Coyote: Sorry, I am a coyote
Homer: Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with ya
Coyote: good, your mind is in a state of readiness so listen well. To make yourself
complete, you must find your soulmate
Homer Simpson: Soulmate?
Coyote: your kindred spirit, the one with who share an unspoken bound, a profound
mystical understanding
Homer Simpson: That's it?! Well that's Marge, big deal. Great spiritual quest
Wolfy. My soulmate is Marge
Coyote: Is it?
(Coyote runs off)
Homer Simpson: Hey wait. Come back! aww
(flying train shoots across the sky)
Homer Simpson:ah! a ghost train! So little time to get out of the way. No! Ah! Doh!