The Room - "Oh Hi Mark" (Blu Ray) [1080p]

JOHNNY: I did not hit her.

It's not true.

It's bullshit.

I did not hit her.

I did not.

Oh, hi, Mark.

MARK: Oh, hey, Johnny.

What's up?

JOHNNY: I have a
problem with Lisa.

She said that I hit her.

MARK: What?

Well, did you?

JOHNNY: No, it's not true.

Don't even ask.

What's new with you?

MARK: Well, I'm just
sitting up here thinking.

I got a question for you.

Do you think girls like
to cheat like guys do?

JOHNNY: What makes you say that?

MARK: I don't know.

I'm just-- I'm just thinking.

JOHNNY: I don't have
to worry about that

because Lisa is loyal to me.

MARK: Yeah, man, you never know.

People are very
strange these days.

I used to know a girl.

She had a dozen guys.

One of them found out about it.

Beat her up so bad she
ended up in a hospital

on Guerrero street.

[LAUGHS]

JOHNNY: What a story, Mark.

MARK: Yeah, you
can say that again.

JOHNNY: I'm so happy I
have you as my best friend,

and I love Lisa so much.

MARK: Yeah, man.

Yeah, you are very lucky.

JOHNNY: Well, maybe you
should have a girl, Mark.

MARK: Yeah, maybe you're right.

Maybe I have one already.

I don't know yet.

JOHNNY: Well, what happened?

Remember, Betty?

That's her name.

MARK: Betty?

JOHNNY: Yeah.

MARK: Yeah, we don't
see each other anymore.

She wasn't any good in bed.

She was beautiful, but we
had too many arguments.

JOHNNY: That's too bad.

My Lisa is great
when I can get it.

MARK: Oh, man.

I just can't figure women out.

Sometimes they're
just too smart.

Sometimes just flat out stupid.

Other times they're just evil.

JOHNNY: It seems to me like
you're the expert, Mark.

MARK: No, definitely
not an expert, Johnny.

JOHNNY: What's
bothering you, Mark?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MARK: Nothing, man.

JOHNNY: Do you-- do
you have some secrets?

MARK: Forget it.

JOHNNY: Why don't you talk?

MARK: Forget it, dude.

JOHNNY: Is it some secret?

Tell me.

MARK: No, forget it.

I'll talk to you later.

JOHNNY: Well, whatever.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

DANNY: Hey, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Oh, hi, Danny.

DANNY: What's wrong with Mark?

JOHNNY: He's cranky today.

[LAUGHS]

Girl trouble, I guess.

What's new with you?

DANNY: Not much.

Still going to
the movie tonight?

JOHNNY: Oh, sure we are.

DANNY: What kind of movie
are we going to see?

JOHNNY: Well, we'll see--

Danny, don't plan too much.

It may not come out right.

DANNY: All right, let's
toss the ball around.

JOHNNY: OK.

DANNY: Got to tell
you about something.

JOHNNY: Shoot, Danny.

DANNY: It's about Lisa.

JOHNNY: Go on.

DANNY: She's beautiful.

She looks great
in her red dress.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I think I'm in love with her.

JOHNNY: Go on.

DANNY: I know she doesn't like
me because sometimes she's

mean to me, but sometimes
when I'm around her,

I feel like I want to kiss her
and tell her that I love her.

I don't know.

I'm just confused.

JOHNNY: Danny, don't
worry about that.

Lisa loves you too, as a person,
as a human being, as a friend.

People don't have to say it.

They can feel it.

DANNY: What do you mean?

JOHNNY: You can love someone
deep inside your heart

and there is nothing
wrong with it.

If a lot of people
love each other,

the world would be a
better place to live.

DANNY: Lisa's your future wife.

JOHNNY: Danny, don't
worry about it.

You are part of our family,
and we love you very much

and will help you any time.

And Lisa loves you
too, as a friend.

You are like her son.

DANNY: You mean you're
not upset with me.

JOHNNY: No because I trust
you and I trust Lisa.

What about Elizabeth?

DANNY: Well, I love her.

When I graduate from
college, get a good job,

I want to marry her
and have kids with her.

JOHNNY: That's the idea.

DANNY: You're right.

Thanks for paying my tuition.

JOHNNY: You're very
welcome, Danny and keep

in mind, if you have
any problems, talk to me

and I will help you.

DANNY: Awesome Thanks, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Let's go eat.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

I'm starving.

[MUSIC PLAYING]