JOHNNY: I did not hit her.
It's not true.
It's bullshit.
I did not hit her.
I did not.
Oh, hi, Mark.
MARK: Oh, hey, Johnny.
What's up?
JOHNNY: I have a problem with Lisa.
She said that I hit her.
MARK: What?
Well, did you?
JOHNNY: No, it's not true.
Don't even ask.
What's new with you?
MARK: Well, I'm just sitting up here thinking.
I got a question for you.
Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
JOHNNY: What makes you say that?
MARK: I don't know.
I'm just-- I'm just thinking.
JOHNNY: I don't have to worry about that
because Lisa is loyal to me.
MARK: Yeah, man, you never know.
People are very strange these days.
I used to know a girl.
She had a dozen guys.
One of them found out about it.
Beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital
on Guerrero street.
[LAUGHS]
JOHNNY: What a story, Mark.
MARK: Yeah, you can say that again.
JOHNNY: I'm so happy I have you as my best friend,
and I love Lisa so much.
MARK: Yeah, man.
Yeah, you are very lucky.
JOHNNY: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
MARK: Yeah, maybe you're right.
Maybe I have one already.
I don't know yet.
JOHNNY: Well, what happened?
Remember, Betty?
That's her name.
MARK: Betty?
JOHNNY: Yeah.
MARK: Yeah, we don't see each other anymore.
She wasn't any good in bed.
She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
JOHNNY: That's too bad.
My Lisa is great when I can get it.
MARK: Oh, man.
I just can't figure women out.
Sometimes they're just too smart.
Sometimes just flat out stupid.
Other times they're just evil.
JOHNNY: It seems to me like you're the expert, Mark.
MARK: No, definitely not an expert, Johnny.
JOHNNY: What's bothering you, Mark?
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MARK: Nothing, man.
JOHNNY: Do you-- do you have some secrets?
MARK: Forget it.
JOHNNY: Why don't you talk?
MARK: Forget it, dude.
JOHNNY: Is it some secret?
Tell me.
MARK: No, forget it.
I'll talk to you later.
JOHNNY: Well, whatever.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
DANNY: Hey, Johnny.
JOHNNY: Oh, hi, Danny.
DANNY: What's wrong with Mark?
JOHNNY: He's cranky today.
[LAUGHS]
Girl trouble, I guess.
What's new with you?
DANNY: Not much.
Still going to the movie tonight?
JOHNNY: Oh, sure we are.
DANNY: What kind of movie are we going to see?
JOHNNY: Well, we'll see--
Danny, don't plan too much.
It may not come out right.
DANNY: All right, let's toss the ball around.
JOHNNY: OK.
DANNY: Got to tell you about something.
JOHNNY: Shoot, Danny.
DANNY: It's about Lisa.
JOHNNY: Go on.
DANNY: She's beautiful.
She looks great in her red dress.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I think I'm in love with her.
JOHNNY: Go on.
DANNY: I know she doesn't like me because sometimes she's
mean to me, but sometimes when I'm around her,
I feel like I want to kiss her and tell her that I love her.
I don't know.
I'm just confused.
JOHNNY: Danny, don't worry about that.
Lisa loves you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend.
People don't have to say it.
They can feel it.
DANNY: What do you mean?
JOHNNY: You can love someone deep inside your heart
and there is nothing wrong with it.
If a lot of people love each other,
the world would be a better place to live.
DANNY: Lisa's your future wife.
JOHNNY: Danny, don't worry about it.
You are part of our family, and we love you very much
and will help you any time.
And Lisa loves you too, as a friend.
You are like her son.
DANNY: You mean you're not upset with me.
JOHNNY: No because I trust you and I trust Lisa.
What about Elizabeth?
DANNY: Well, I love her.
When I graduate from college, get a good job,
I want to marry her and have kids with her.
JOHNNY: That's the idea.
DANNY: You're right.
Thanks for paying my tuition.
JOHNNY: You're very welcome, Danny and keep
in mind, if you have any problems, talk to me
and I will help you.
DANNY: Awesome Thanks, Johnny.
JOHNNY: Let's go eat.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
I'm starving.
[MUSIC PLAYING]