WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.083 JOHNNY: I did not hit her. 00:00:01.083 --> 00:00:01.920 It's not true. 00:00:01.920 --> 00:00:02.790 It's bullshit. 00:00:02.790 --> 00:00:04.165 I did not hit her. 00:00:04.165 --> 00:00:06.005 I did not. 00:00:06.005 --> 00:00:06.823 Oh, hi, Mark. 00:00:06.823 --> 00:00:07.740 MARK: Oh, hey, Johnny. 00:00:07.740 --> 00:00:08.189 What's up? 00:00:08.189 --> 00:00:09.660 JOHNNY: I have a problem with Lisa. 00:00:09.660 --> 00:00:11.180 She said that I hit her. 00:00:11.180 --> 00:00:12.140 MARK: What? 00:00:12.140 --> 00:00:13.110 Well, did you? 00:00:13.110 --> 00:00:14.250 JOHNNY: No, it's not true. 00:00:14.250 --> 00:00:15.800 Don't even ask. 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:17.810 What's new with you? 00:00:17.810 --> 00:00:20.300 MARK: Well, I'm just sitting up here thinking. 00:00:20.300 --> 00:00:22.220 I got a question for you. 00:00:22.220 --> 00:00:25.070 Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do? 00:00:25.070 --> 00:00:26.510 JOHNNY: What makes you say that? 00:00:26.510 --> 00:00:27.710 MARK: I don't know. 00:00:27.710 --> 00:00:31.022 I'm just-- I'm just thinking. 00:00:31.022 --> 00:00:32.689 JOHNNY: I don't have to worry about that 00:00:32.689 --> 00:00:34.470 because Lisa is loyal to me. 00:00:34.470 --> 00:00:36.770 MARK: Yeah, man, you never know. 00:00:36.770 --> 00:00:39.470 People are very strange these days. 00:00:39.470 --> 00:00:40.470 I used to know a girl. 00:00:40.470 --> 00:00:42.628 She had a dozen guys. 00:00:42.628 --> 00:00:43.920 One of them found out about it. 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:45.795 Beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital 00:00:45.795 --> 00:00:46.770 on Guerrero street. 00:00:46.770 --> 00:00:47.810 [LAUGHS] 00:00:47.810 --> 00:00:49.440 JOHNNY: What a story, Mark. 00:00:49.440 --> 00:00:51.500 MARK: Yeah, you can say that again. 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:54.300 JOHNNY: I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, 00:00:54.300 --> 00:00:56.040 and I love Lisa so much. 00:00:56.040 --> 00:00:57.000 MARK: Yeah, man. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.120 Yeah, you are very lucky. 00:00:59.120 --> 00:01:02.330 JOHNNY: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark. 00:01:02.330 --> 00:01:06.200 MARK: Yeah, maybe you're right. 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:07.740 Maybe I have one already. 00:01:07.740 --> 00:01:09.360 I don't know yet. 00:01:09.360 --> 00:01:10.720 JOHNNY: Well, what happened? 00:01:10.720 --> 00:01:11.550 Remember, Betty? 00:01:11.550 --> 00:01:12.780 That's her name. 00:01:12.780 --> 00:01:13.500 MARK: Betty? 00:01:13.500 --> 00:01:14.970 JOHNNY: Yeah. 00:01:14.970 --> 00:01:17.970 MARK: Yeah, we don't see each other anymore. 00:01:17.970 --> 00:01:19.210 She wasn't any good in bed. 00:01:19.210 --> 00:01:22.650 She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments. 00:01:22.650 --> 00:01:23.740 JOHNNY: That's too bad. 00:01:23.740 --> 00:01:25.950 My Lisa is great when I can get it. 00:01:25.950 --> 00:01:26.650 MARK: Oh, man. 00:01:26.650 --> 00:01:28.770 I just can't figure women out. 00:01:28.770 --> 00:01:30.960 Sometimes they're just too smart. 00:01:30.960 --> 00:01:34.110 Sometimes just flat out stupid. 00:01:34.110 --> 00:01:36.210 Other times they're just evil. 00:01:36.210 --> 00:01:39.840 JOHNNY: It seems to me like you're the expert, Mark. 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:42.580 MARK: No, definitely not an expert, Johnny. 00:01:42.580 --> 00:01:44.380 JOHNNY: What's bothering you, Mark? 00:01:44.380 --> 00:01:46.855 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:01:46.855 --> 00:01:47.850 00:01:47.850 --> 00:01:48.880 MARK: Nothing, man. 00:01:48.880 --> 00:01:50.110 JOHNNY: Do you-- do you have some secrets? 00:01:50.110 --> 00:01:50.440 MARK: Forget it. 00:01:50.440 --> 00:01:51.210 JOHNNY: Why don't you talk? 00:01:51.210 --> 00:01:52.140 MARK: Forget it, dude. 00:01:52.140 --> 00:01:52.990 JOHNNY: Is it some secret? 00:01:52.990 --> 00:01:53.250 Tell me. 00:01:53.250 --> 00:01:53.650 MARK: No, forget it. 00:01:53.650 --> 00:01:54.700 I'll talk to you later. 00:01:54.700 --> 00:01:56.352 JOHNNY: Well, whatever. 00:01:56.352 --> 00:01:58.762 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:01:58.762 --> 00:02:04.560 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:05.423 DANNY: Hey, Johnny. 00:02:05.423 --> 00:02:06.340 JOHNNY: Oh, hi, Danny. 00:02:06.340 --> 00:02:07.360 DANNY: What's wrong with Mark? 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:08.465 JOHNNY: He's cranky today. 00:02:08.465 --> 00:02:09.810 [LAUGHS] 00:02:09.810 --> 00:02:11.940 Girl trouble, I guess. 00:02:11.940 --> 00:02:13.420 What's new with you? 00:02:13.420 --> 00:02:14.410 DANNY: Not much. 00:02:14.410 --> 00:02:15.790 Still going to the movie tonight? 00:02:15.790 --> 00:02:17.670 JOHNNY: Oh, sure we are. 00:02:17.670 --> 00:02:19.680 DANNY: What kind of movie are we going to see? 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:22.140 JOHNNY: Well, we'll see-- 00:02:22.140 --> 00:02:23.680 Danny, don't plan too much. 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:25.470 It may not come out right. 00:02:25.470 --> 00:02:27.765 DANNY: All right, let's toss the ball around. 00:02:27.765 --> 00:02:28.265 JOHNNY: OK. 00:02:28.265 --> 00:02:31.890 00:02:31.890 --> 00:02:34.170 DANNY: Got to tell you about something. 00:02:34.170 --> 00:02:37.650 JOHNNY: Shoot, Danny. 00:02:37.650 --> 00:02:39.690 DANNY: It's about Lisa. 00:02:39.690 --> 00:02:40.800 JOHNNY: Go on. 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:42.720 DANNY: She's beautiful. 00:02:42.720 --> 00:02:44.770 She looks great in her red dress. 00:02:44.770 --> 00:02:46.442 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:02:46.442 --> 00:02:47.280 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:50.520 I think I'm in love with her. 00:02:50.520 --> 00:02:51.460 JOHNNY: Go on. 00:02:51.460 --> 00:02:53.910 DANNY: I know she doesn't like me because sometimes she's 00:02:53.910 --> 00:02:57.510 mean to me, but sometimes when I'm around her, 00:02:57.510 --> 00:03:01.260 I feel like I want to kiss her and tell her that I love her. 00:03:01.260 --> 00:03:02.640 I don't know. 00:03:02.640 --> 00:03:05.520 I'm just confused. 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:08.490 JOHNNY: Danny, don't worry about that. 00:03:08.490 --> 00:03:13.770 Lisa loves you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. 00:03:13.770 --> 00:03:16.980 People don't have to say it. 00:03:16.980 --> 00:03:20.130 They can feel it. 00:03:20.130 --> 00:03:22.500 DANNY: What do you mean? 00:03:22.500 --> 00:03:25.230 JOHNNY: You can love someone deep inside your heart 00:03:25.230 --> 00:03:27.070 and there is nothing wrong with it. 00:03:27.070 --> 00:03:29.740 If a lot of people love each other, 00:03:29.740 --> 00:03:32.350 the world would be a better place to live. 00:03:32.350 --> 00:03:33.970 DANNY: Lisa's your future wife. 00:03:33.970 --> 00:03:35.680 JOHNNY: Danny, don't worry about it. 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:39.340 You are part of our family, and we love you very much 00:03:39.340 --> 00:03:41.400 and will help you any time. 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:45.060 And Lisa loves you too, as a friend. 00:03:45.060 --> 00:03:47.650 You are like her son. 00:03:47.650 --> 00:03:49.600 DANNY: You mean you're not upset with me. 00:03:49.600 --> 00:03:54.330 JOHNNY: No because I trust you and I trust Lisa. 00:03:54.330 --> 00:03:56.610 What about Elizabeth? 00:03:56.610 --> 00:04:05.190 DANNY: Well, I love her. 00:04:05.190 --> 00:04:07.660 When I graduate from college, get a good job, 00:04:07.660 --> 00:04:09.490 I want to marry her and have kids with her. 00:04:09.490 --> 00:04:11.652 JOHNNY: That's the idea. 00:04:11.652 --> 00:04:12.485 DANNY: You're right. 00:04:12.485 --> 00:04:15.180 00:04:15.180 --> 00:04:16.568 Thanks for paying my tuition. 00:04:16.568 --> 00:04:18.360 JOHNNY: You're very welcome, Danny and keep 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:20.850 in mind, if you have any problems, talk to me 00:04:20.850 --> 00:04:22.290 and I will help you. 00:04:22.290 --> 00:04:24.210 DANNY: Awesome Thanks, Johnny. 00:04:24.210 --> 00:04:25.620 JOHNNY: Let's go eat. 00:04:25.620 --> 00:04:28.020 Come on, let's go. 00:04:28.020 --> 00:04:28.770 Let's go. 00:04:28.770 --> 00:04:29.550 I'm starving. 00:04:29.550 --> 00:04:32.300 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:04:32.300 --> 00:04:34.000