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"Joking Bad" - Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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    Jimmy I'm afraid it's bad news
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    you only have six months.
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    Only six more months.
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    I'm afraid that's our most optimistic estimate, yes.
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    Six more months is all you have left at Late Night.
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    But then I get the Tonight Show, right?
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    Oh, yeah!
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    Hey, good to see you again! I've got a show to do.
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    I want to thank all of my guests.
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    Good night everybody!
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    Applause
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    Music
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    Joking Bad
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    Hey Bones?
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    Mr. P, what up yo?
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    What are you doing out here?
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    What does it look like?
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    Bitch
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    I'm selling jokes; check it out.
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    Topical, yo mama.
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    Let me see that!
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    What do you call a cow that fell in the honey pot?
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    Here comes honey-moo moo...
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    That's got to be the lamest joke I've ever seen.
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    Whatever, bitch.
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    Make a fat stash, yo.
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    You made that much money selling that stupid joke?
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    Yes.
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    Bitch.
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    Do you realize what would happen if we worked together?
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    I have six months left of Late Night, but with my jokes and your connections there's no end to what we could do.
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    No end, yo, that could be a joke, like about a dude who has no ass - no end, bitch.
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    We've got a lot of work to do.
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    Let's joke...
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    Music
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    Knock, knock
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    Hey we're fumigating in here, you better clear out.
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    We've got work to do, Bitch.
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    Anthony Weiner+One Direction = One Erection
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    Pop Rocks
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    Comedy Cellar
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    Hey yo, bitch.
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    Yeah?
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    I got a joke, you interested in buying?
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    I don't know.
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    Come on!
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    Bitch, bitch
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    You sure it will work?
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    This is the purest product out there - guaranteed laugh their asses off.
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    TIght, tight, tight, yes!
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    Ladies and gentleman… Colin Quinn!
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    I'll tell you, boy, crazy times we live in...
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    I read where Snoop Lion got caught rolling a fatty, or as Chris Christie calls it rolling a me.
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    Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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    Jimmy, the head writer's here to see you.
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    Hey, Jimbo. Mind if I run something by you?
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    Sure, why not?
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    I was at the Comedy Cellar and I found one of our jokes.
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    It says here, J.F. thanks for the joke.
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    What do you think that J.F. stands for?
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    James Franco?
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    Jeff Foxworthy?
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    Janky Funkbush?
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    Jimmy Fallon?
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    You got me...
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    Really, are you serious?
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    No I was joking.
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    Oh, oh, right. I thought I was onto something there.
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    Could you give me a minute? I just wanna talk to my agent
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    Yeah, sure.
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    This is Saw.
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    Saw! I need your help! Miles is catching on.
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    I think he knows the jokes are coming from the inside
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    I told you you can't do this one joke at a time. You got to sell them wholesale.
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    But how?
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    Just say, I know a guy, who knows a guy who knows another guy who went to Boy Scouts with another guy whose older sister who briefly dated another guy's brother whose cousin shared a cab with a girl who knows a guy that deals meth.
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    And he knows a guy who sells jokes wholesale.
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    Where is he?
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    He's on the Roots Vehicle right now.
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    The Roots Vehicle?
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    Yeah, the RV.
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    Roots?
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    Hey Jimmy, what's up?
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    I was just, eh, why's it so smoky in here?
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    Incense.
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    I was told to meet a man here.
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    He's a joke dealer.
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    You must be talking about Gus.
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    Yo, Gus, somebody's here to see you.
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    Very pleased to meet you, James.
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    I, ah, heard you can move jokes.
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    Moving jokes is a lot to do, it all depends on the quality of the product.
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    Kim Kardashian - she does have excessively large buttocks.
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    We have a deal.
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    I will purchase all of the jokes.
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    All but one.
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    This one's not for sale.
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    This is the purest joke I've ever written.
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    It's so funny, you'll laugh your ass off.
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    Very well, would you like some chicken?
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    Jimmy, 30 seconds.
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    Jimmy, we don't have any jokes for the show.
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    What happened to all of them?
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    I don' know.
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    What do you mean you don't know?
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    The show is about to start. You gotta do something!
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    It's time, Jimmy.
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    Jimmy Fallon!
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    Thank you very much, everybody!
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    And welcome to the show, a lot of fun things out there to ah, joke about...
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    Honey-Boo Bool, Michael Bubble, Honey-Buble
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    This guy's taking over the Tonight Show?
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    Boo, Bitch!
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    Boo!
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    Knock, knock
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    Who is the one who knocks?
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    I am the one who knocks.
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    James...
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    The name is Falzonberg; I want my jokes back.
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    I am afraid I cannot do that.
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    Unless you are willing to part with your purest joke that is.
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    Deal, go ahead.
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    Laugh your ass off.
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    Laughter
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    Applause
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    You're telling me that Jimmy Fallon, who was selling these jokes this whole time?
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    -ding!-
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    Do you want me to report him to NBC?
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    Do you want me to kill Jimmy Fallon?
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    Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding
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    Joking Bad
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    Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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"Joking Bad" - Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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Jimmy Fallon's "Breaking Bad" parody. Featuring cameos by Bryan Cranston, Bob Odenkirk, and Aaron Paul.

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"Joking Bad" - Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
12:53

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