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Jimmy I'm afraid it's bad news
you only have six months.
Only six more months.
I'm afraid that's our most optimistic estimate, yes.
Six more months is all you have left at Late Night.
But then I get the Tonight Show, right?
Oh, yeah!
Hey, good to see you again! I've got a show to do.
I want to thank all of my guests.
Good night everybody!
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Joking Bad
Hey Bones?
Mr. P, what up yo?
What are you doing out here?
What does it look like?
Bitch
I'm selling jokes; check it out.
Topical, yo mama.
Let me see that!
What do you call a cow that fell in the honey pot?
Here comes honey-moo moo...
That's got to be the lamest joke I've ever seen.
Whatever, bitch.
Make a fat stash, yo.
You made that much money selling that stupid joke?
Yes.
Bitch.
Do you realize what would happen if we worked together?
I have six months left of Late Night, but with my jokes and your connections there's no end to what we could do.
No end, yo, that could be a joke, like about a dude who has no ass - no end, bitch.
We've got a lot of work to do.
Let's joke...
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Knock, knock
Hey we're fumigating in here, you better clear out.
We've got work to do, Bitch.
Anthony Weiner+One Direction = One Erection
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Comedy Cellar
Hey yo, bitch.
Yeah?
I got a joke, you interested in buying?
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I don't know.
Come on!
Bitch, bitch
You sure it will work?
This is the purest product out there - guaranteed laugh their asses off.
TIght, tight, tight, yes!
Ladies and gentleman… Colin Quinn!
I'll tell you, boy, crazy times we live in...
I read where Snoop Lion got caught rolling a fatty, or as Chris Christie calls it rolling a me.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy, the head writer's here to see you.
Hey, Jimbo. Mind if I run something by you?
Sure, why not?
I was at the Comedy Cellar and I found one of our jokes.
It says here, J.F. thanks for the joke.
What do you think that J.F. stands for?
James Franco?
Jeff Foxworthy?
Janky Funkbush?
Jimmy Fallon?
You got me...
Really, are you serious?
No I was joking.
Oh, oh, right. I thought I was onto something there.
Could you give me a minute? I just wanna talk to my agent
Yeah, sure.
This is Saw.
Saw! I need your help! Miles is catching on.
I think he knows the jokes are coming from the inside
I told you you can't do this one joke at a time. You got to sell them wholesale.
But how?
Just say, I know a guy, who knows a guy who knows another guy who went to Boy Scouts with another guy whose older sister who briefly dated another guy's brother whose cousin shared a cab with a girl who knows a guy that deals meth.
And he knows a guy who sells jokes wholesale.
Where is he?
He's on the Roots Vehicle right now.
The Roots Vehicle?
Yeah, the RV.
Roots?
Hey Jimmy, what's up?
I was just, eh, why's it so smoky in here?
Incense.
I was told to meet a man here.
He's a joke dealer.
You must be talking about Gus.
Yo, Gus, somebody's here to see you.
Very pleased to meet you, James.
I, ah, heard you can move jokes.
Moving jokes is a lot to do, it all depends on the quality of the product.
Kim Kardashian - she does have excessively large buttocks.
We have a deal.
I will purchase all of the jokes.
All but one.
This one's not for sale.
This is the purest joke I've ever written.
It's so funny, you'll laugh your ass off.
Very well, would you like some chicken?
Jimmy, 30 seconds.
Jimmy, we don't have any jokes for the show.
What happened to all of them?
I don' know.
What do you mean you don't know?
The show is about to start. You gotta do something!
It's time, Jimmy.
Jimmy Fallon!
Thank you very much, everybody!
And welcome to the show, a lot of fun things out there to ah, joke about...
Honey-Boo Bool, Michael Bubble, Honey-Buble
This guy's taking over the Tonight Show?
Boo, Bitch!
Boo!
Knock, knock
Who is the one who knocks?
I am the one who knocks.
James...
The name is Falzonberg; I want my jokes back.
I am afraid I cannot do that.
Unless you are willing to part with your purest joke that is.
Deal, go ahead.
Laugh your ass off.
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You're telling me that Jimmy Fallon, who was selling these jokes this whole time?
-ding!-
Do you want me to report him to NBC?
Do you want me to kill Jimmy Fallon?
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding
Joking Bad
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