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So, this is the first and the last slide
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each of my 6,400 students
for the last 15 years has seen.
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I do not believe you can build
a multibillion-dollar organization
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unless you are clear on which instinct
or organ you are targeting.
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Our species has a need for a superbeing.
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Our competitive advantage
as a species is our brain.
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Our brain is robust enough to ask
these really difficult questions,
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but, unfortunately, it doesn't have
the processing power to answer them,
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which creates a need for a superbeing
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that we can pray to
and look to for answers.
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What is prayer?
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Sending a query into the universe,
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and hopefully, there's some sort
of divine intervention --
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we don't need to understand
what's going on --
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from an all-knowing, all-seeing superbeing
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that gives us authority
that this is the right answer.
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"Will my kid be all right?"
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You have your planet of stuff,
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you have your planet of work,
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you have your planet of friends.
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If you have kids,
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you know that once something
comes off the rails with your kids,
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everything melts,
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and your universe,
to the summit, is your kids.
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"Will my kid be all right?"
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"Symptoms and treatment of croup"
in the Google query box.
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One in six queries presented to Google
have never been asked before
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in the history of mankind.
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What priest, teacher, rabbi, scholar,
mentor, boss has so much credibility
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that one in six questions
posed to that person
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have never been asked before?
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Google is our modern man's God.
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Imagine your face and your name
above everything you've put into that box,
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and you're going to realize
you trust Google more than any entity
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in your history.
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(Laughter)
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Let's move further down the torso.
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(Laughter)
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One of the other wonderful things
about our species
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is we not only need to be loved,
but we need to love others.
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Children with poor nutrition
but a lot of affection
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have better outcomes than children
with good nutrition and poor affection.
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However, the best signal
that you might make it
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to be part of the number-one fastest
growing demographic in the world --
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centenarians, people
who live to triple digits --
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there are three signals.
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In reverse order: your genetics --
not as important as you'd like to think,
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so you can continue to treat
your body like shit
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and think, "Oh, Uncle Joe lived to 95,
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the die have been cast."
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It's less important than you think.
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Number two is lifestyle.
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Don't smoke, don't be obese
and prescreen --
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get rid of about two-thirds
of early cancers
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and cardiovascular disease.
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The number one indicator or signal
that you'll make it to triple digits:
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How many people do you love?
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Caretaking is the security camera --
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we call the low-resolution
security camera in our brain,
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deciding whether or not
you are adding value.
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Facebook taps into our instinctive need
not only to be loved,
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but to love others,
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mostly through pictures
that create empathy,
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catalyze and reinforce our relationships.
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Let's continue our journey down the torso.
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Amazon is our consumptive gut.
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The instinct of more is hardwired into us.
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The penalty for too little
is starvation and malnutrition.
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Open your cupboards, open your closets,
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you have 10 to 100x times what you need.
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Why?
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Because the penalty
for too little is much greater
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than the penalty for too much.
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So "more for less" is a business strategy
that never goes out of style.
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It's the strategy of China,
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it's a the strategy of Walmart,
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and now it's the strategy of the most
successful company in the world,
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Amazon.
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You get more for less into your gut;
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digest, send it to your muscular
and skeletal system of consumption.
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Moving further,
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once we know we will survive,
the basic instinct,
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we move to the second
most powerful instinct,
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and that is to spread and select
the strongest, smartest and fastest seed
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to the four corners of the earth,
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or pick the best seed.
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This is not a timepiece.
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I haven't wound it in five years.
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It's my vain attempt to say to people,
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"If you mate with me,
your children are more likely to survive
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than if you mate with someone
wearing a Swatch watch."
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(Laughter)
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The key to business is tapping into
the irrational organs.
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"Irrational" is Harvard Business School's
and New York Business School's term
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for fat profit margins
and shareholder value.
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"High-caloric paste for your children."
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No?
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You love your choosy mom.
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Why choosy moms choose JIF:
you love your kids more.
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The greatest algorithm for shareholder
creation from World War II
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to the advent of Google
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was taking an average product
and appealing to people's hearts.
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You're a better a mom,
a better person, a better patriot
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if you buy this average soap
versus this average soap.
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Now, the number one algorithm
for shareholder value isn't technology.
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Look at the Forbes 400.
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Take out inherited wealth,
take out finance.
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The number one source of wealth creation:
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appealing to your reproductive organs.
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The Lauders; the number
one wealthiest man in Europe, LVMH.
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Numbers two and three: H&M and Inditex.
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You want to target the most
irrational organs for shareholder value.
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As a result, these four companies --
Apple, Amazon, Facebook and Google --
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have disarticulated who we are.
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God love consumption sex!
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The proportion in your approach
to those things is who you are,
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and they have reassembled who we are
in the form of for-profit companies.
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At the end of the Great Recession,
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the market capitalization
of these companies was equivalent
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to the GDP of Niger.
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Now it is equivalent to the GDP of India,
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having blown past
Russia and Canada in '13 and '14.
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There are only five nations
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that have a GDP greater
than the combined market capitalization
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of these four firms.
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Something is happening, though.
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The conversation just a year ago
was, which CEO was more Jesus-like,
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who was running for president?
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Now the worm has turned.
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Everything they're doing is bothering us.
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We're worried they're tax avoiders.
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Walmart, since the Great Recession,
has paid 64 billion dollars
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in corporate income tax;
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Amazon has paid 1.4.
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How do we pay our firefighters,
our soldiers and our social workers
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if the most successful companies
in the world don't pay their fair share?
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Pretty easy.
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That means the less successful
companies have to pay
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more than their fair share.
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Alexa, is this a good thing?
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This is despite that fact --
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(Laughter)
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This is despite the fact
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that Amazon has added the entire
market capitalization of Walmart
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to its market cap in the last 19 months.
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Whose fault is it? It's our fault.
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We're electing regulators
who don't have the backbone
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to actually go after these companies.
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Facebook lies to EU regulators
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and says, "It would be impossible
for us to share the data
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between our core platform
and our proposed acquisition of WhatsApp.
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Approve the merger."
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They approve the merger and then --
spoiler alert! -- they figure it out.
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And the EU says, "I feel lied to.
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We're fining you 120 billion dollars,"
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about .6 percent of the acquisition price
of 19 billion dollars.
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If Mark Zuckerberg could take out
an insurance policy
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that the acquisition would
go through for .6 percent,
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wouldn't he do it?
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Anticompetitive behavior.
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A two-and-a-half-billion-dollar fine,
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three billion of the cash flow,
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three percent of the cash
on Google's balance sheet.
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We are telling these companies,
"The smart thing to do,
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the shareholder-driven thing to do,
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is to lie and to cheat."
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We are issuing 25-cent parking tickets
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on a meter that costs 100 dollars an hour.
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The smart thing to do is, like,
"Job destruction!"
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Amazon only needs one person
for two at Macy's.
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If they grow their business 20 billion
dollars this year, which they will,
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we will lose 53,000 cashiers and clerks.
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This is nothing unusual;
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this has happened all through our economy,
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we've just never seen
companies this good at it.
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That's one Yankee Stadium of workers.
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It's even worse in media.
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If Facebook and Google
grow their businesses
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22 billion dollars this year,
which they will,
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we're going to lose approximately
150,000 creative directors,
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planners and copywriters.
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Or we can fill up two-and-a-half
Yankee Stadiums
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and say, "You are out of work,
courtesy of Amazon."
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We now get the majority of our news
from our social media feeds,
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and the majority of our news
coming off of social media feeds is ...
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fake news.
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(Laughter)
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I am not allowed to be political
or use curse words,
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or talk about religion in class,
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so I can definitely not say,
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"Zuckerberg has become Putin's bitch."
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I definitely cannot say that.
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(Laughter)
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Their defense:
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"Facebook is not a media company,
it's a technology company."
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You create original content,
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you pay sports leagues
to give you original content,
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you run advertising against it --
boom! -- you're a media company.
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Just in the last few days,
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Sheryl Sandberg has repeated this lie,
that "We are not a media company."
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Facebook has openly embraced
the margins of celebrity
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and the influence of a media company,
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yet seems to be allergic
to the responsibilities
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of a media company.
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Imagine McDonald's.
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We find 80 percent of their beef is fake,
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and it's giving us encephalitis,
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and we're making terrible decisions.
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And we say, "McDonald's,
we're pissed off!"
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And they say, "Wait, wait --
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we're not a fast-food restaurant,
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we're a fast-food platform."
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(Laughter)
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These companies and CEOs wrap themselves
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in a neon-blue pink rainbow
and blue blanket
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to create an illusionist trick
from their behavior each day,
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which is more indicative
of the spawn of Darth Vader and Ayn Rand.
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Why? Because we as progressives
are seen as nice but weak.
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If Sheryl Sandberg had written
a book on gun rights
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or on the pro-life movement,
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would they be flying Sheryl to Cannes?
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No.
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And I'm not doubting
their progressive values,
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but it foots to shareholder value,
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because we as progressives
are seen as weak.
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They're so nice -- remember Microsoft?
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They didn't seem as nice,
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and regulators stepped in much earlier
than the regulators now,
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who would never step in
on those nice, nice people.
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I'm about to get on a plane tonight,
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and I'm going to have a guy
named Roy from TSA molest me.
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If I am suspected of a DUI
on the way home,
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I can have blood taken from my person.
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But wait! Don't tap into the iPhone --
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it's sacred.
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This is our new cross.
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It shouldn't be the iPhone X,
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it should be called the "iPhone Cross."
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We have our religion; it's Apple.
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Our Jesus Christ is Steve Jobs,
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and we've decided this is holier
than our person, our house
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or our computer.
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We have become totally out of control
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with the gross idolatry
of innovation and of youth.
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We no longer worship
at the altar of character,
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of kindness,
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but of innovation and people
who create shareholder value.
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Amazon has become so powerful
in the marketplace,
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it can conduct Jedi mind tricks.
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It can begin damaging other industries
just by looking at them.
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Nike announces they're distributing
on Amazon, their stock goes up,
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every other footwear stock goes down.
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When Amazon stock goes up,
the rest of retail stocks go down,
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because they assume what's good
for Amazon is bad for everybody else.
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They cut the cost on salmon 33 percent
when they acquired Whole Foods.
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In between the time they announced
the acquisition of Whole Foods
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and when it closed,
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Kroger, the largest
pure-play grocer in America,
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shed a third of its value,
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because Amazon purchased a grocer
one-eleventh the size of Kroger.
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I got very lucky.
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I predicted the acquisition
of Whole Foods by Amazon
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the week before it happened.
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This is me boasting; I said
this publicly in the media.
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This was the largest
acquisition in their history,
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they'd never made
an acquisition over a billion,
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and people asked, "How did you know this?"
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So I'm letting this very impressive
audience in on the secret.
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How did I know this?
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I'm going to tell you how I knew.
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I bark at Alexa all day long
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and try to figure out what's going on.
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(Scott Galloway) Alexa, buy whole milk.
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(Alexa) I couldn't find
anything for whole milk,
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so I've added whole milk
to your shopping list.
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SG: Then I asked,
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(SG) Alexa, buy organic foods.
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(Alexa) The top search result
for organic food
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is Plum Organics baby food,
banana and pumpkin,
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12-pack of four ounces each.
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It's 15 dollars total.
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Would you like to buy it?
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SG: And then, as often happens at my age,
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I got confused.
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(SG) Alexa, buy Whole Foods.
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(Alexa) I have purchased the outstanding
stock of Whole Foods Incorporated
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at 42 dollars per share.
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I have charged 13.7 billion
to your American Express card.
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(Laughter)
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SG: I thought that'd be funnier.
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(Laughter)
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We've personified these companies,
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and just as when you're really angry
over every little thing someone does
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in your life and relationships,
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you've got to ask yourself,
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"What's going on here?
Why are we so disappointed in technology?"
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I believe it's because the ratio
of one-percent pursuit
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of shareholder value
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and 99 percent the betterment of humanity
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that technology used to play
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has been flipped,
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and now we're totally focused
on shareholder value instead of humanity.
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One hundred thousand people came together
for the Manhattan Project
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and literally saved the world.
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Technology saved the world.
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My mother was a four-year-old Jew
living in London at the outset of the war.
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If we had not formed the footrace
towards splitting the atom,
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would she have survived?
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It's unlikely.
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Twenty-five years later,
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the most impressive accomplishment,
arguably, ever in all of humankind:
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put a man on the moon.
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Four hundred thirty thousand Canadians,
British and Americans came together,
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again, with very basic technology,
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and put a man on the moon.
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Now we have the 700,000
best and brightest,
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and these are the best and brightest
from the four corners of the earth.
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They are literally playing with lasers
relative to slingshots,
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relative to the squirt gun.
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They have the GDP of India to work at.
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And after studying
these companies for 10 years,
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I know what their mission is.
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Is it to organize the world's information?
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Is it to connect us?
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Is it to create greater comity of man?
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It isn't.
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I know why we have brought together --
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I know that the greatest collection
of IQ capital and creativity,
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that their sole mission is:
to sell another fucking Nissan.
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My name is Scott Galloway, I teach at NYU,
and I appreciate your time.
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(Applause)
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Chris Anderson: Not planned,
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but you prompted
some questions in me, Scott.
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(Laughter)
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That was a spectacular rant.
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SG: Is this like Letterman?
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When you do well,
he calls you onto the couch?
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CA: No, no, you're going to the heart
of the conversation right now.
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Everyone's aware that after years
of worshipping Silicon Valley,
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suddenly the worm has turned
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and in such a big way.
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To some people here, it will just feel
like you're piling on,
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you're kicking the kids who've already
been kicked to pieces anyway.
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Don't you feel any empathy
for them at all?
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SG: None whatsoever.
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Look, this is the issue:
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it's not their fault, it's our fault.
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They're for-profit companies.
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They're not concerned
with the condition of our souls.
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They're not going to take care of us
when we get older.
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We have set up a society that values
shareholder value over everything,
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and they're doing what
they're supposed to be doing.
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But we need to elect people,
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and we need to force
ourselves to force them
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to be subject to the same scrutiny
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that the rest of business
endures, full stop.
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CA: There's another narrative
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that is arguably equally
consistent with the facts,
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which is that there actually is good
intent in much of the leadership --
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I won't say everyone, necessarily --
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many of the employees.
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We all know people who work
in those companies,
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and they still are pretty convincing
that their mission is to --
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so, the alternative narrative
is that there have been
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unintended consequences here,
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that the technologies
that we're unleashing,
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the algorithms that were attempting
to personalize the internet, for example,
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have A, resulted in weird effects
like filter bubbles
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that we weren't expecting;
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and B, made themselves vulnerable
to weird things like --
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oh, I don't know, Russian
hackers creating accounts
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and doing things that we didn't expect.
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Isn't the unintended consequence
a possibility here?
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SG: I don't think --
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I'm pretty sure, statistically,
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they're no less or better people
than any other organization
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that has 100,000 or more people.
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I don't think they're bad people.
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As a matter of fact, I would argue
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that there's a lot of very
civic-minded, decent leadership.
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But this is the issue:
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when you control 90 percent
points of share in a market search
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that is now bigger than the entire
advertising market of any nation,
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and you're primarily compensated
and trying to develop economic security
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for you and the families
of your employees,
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to increase that market share,
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you can't help but leverage
all the power at your disposal.
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And that is the basis for regulation,
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and it's the basis for the truism
throughout history
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that power corrupts.
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They're not bad people,
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we've just let them get out of control.
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CA: So maybe the case
is slightly overstated?
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I know at least a bit --
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Larry Page, for example, Jeff Bezos --
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I don't actually believe
they wake up thinking,
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"I've got to sell a fucking Nissan."
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I don't think they think that.
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I think they are trying to build
something cool and are probably,
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in moments of reflection,
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as horrified that some of the things
that have happened as we might be.
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So is there a different way
of framing this,
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to say that when your model
is advertising,
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that there are dangers there
that you have to take on more explicitly?
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SG: I think it's very difficult
to set an organization up as we do,
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to pursue shareholder value
above all else.
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They're not non-profits.
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The reason people go to work there
is they want to create economic security
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for them and their families,
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mostly first and foremost.
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And when you get to a point where
you control so much economic power,
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you use all the weapons at your disposal.
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I don't think they're bad people,
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but I think the role of government
and the role of us as consumers
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and people who elect our officials
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is to ensure that there
are some checks here.
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And we have given
them the mother of all hall passes
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because we find them just so fascinating.
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CA: Scott, eloquently put,
spectacularly put.
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Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos,
Larry Page, Tim Cook, if you're watching,
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you're welcome to come and make
the counterargument as well.
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Scott, thank you so much.
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SG: Thanks very much.
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(Applause)