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Here is your drink and enjoy the reunion.
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Thank you.
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Christopher! I can't believe you made it.
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Is that you, Stanley? How's by you? Long time no see.
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Big hug... Big hug.
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Wow!
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Wow! When is the last time I saw you, Stanley?
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At my brother John's wedding, 15 years ago.
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That wedding was so nuts. I recall we stole the ice sculpture.
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I wonder what happened to it.
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I don't know. It probably melted.
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Makes sense.
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Speak of the devil. There's John.
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Hey! Christopher! Wow!
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John, is that you or do my eyes deceive me?
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It's really me.
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You remember my kids, Maxine and Scott.
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Look, how big you guys are getting.
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Maxine, what's your doll's name?
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My doll's name is Jenny.
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She's a good doll,
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but she doesn't like ghosts
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and neither do I.
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Ghosts scare me.
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And I'm pretty sure one's living under my bed.
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I promise you, darling, there is no ghosts around here so you're safe.
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That's good, because I hate ghosts.
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They're spooky.
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And I don't respond well to spooky behavior.
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Me too. I'm with you. 110 per cent.
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How are you, Scott?
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I'm not good.
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Everyone at my school is a phony.
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I wanna be scateboarding and listening to my ipad,
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not at some ridiculous family reunion.
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Scott! Behave yourself!
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It's OK.
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Scott, I appreciate your situation.
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For a Walken, adolescence is a difficult time.
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You feel like you're the only normal person in a school full of nut jobs.
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Am I right?
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Wow! It's like you're looking right into my noggin.
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Maybe this joke will cheer you up.
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What's the difference between this place and an elephant fart?
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What?
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This place is a bar room;
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an elephant fart is a BARROOM!
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Do your homework, eat your weedies, everything will be copacetic.
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Is that Nathan?
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Kids, go and get a drink.
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Christopher, you should know, Nathan recently came out of the closet.
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He's a completely different person now.
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Very flamboyant.
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Who would have thought such a thing.
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Nathan, how are you doing?
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I'm good.
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As you may have heard, I recently came out of the closet.
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I heard. I can see you are very flamboyant now.
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It's true. I always felt like I had to pretend in order to fit into the family
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but now that I'm finally myself, I'm getting along with them better than ever.
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The Walkens are a tiring tribe.
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xxxx
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I'm gonna go refill my Cosmo.
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You go, guy, you go!
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Wow! If it isn't Mr. Hollywood, coming home to grace us with his presence.
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Wow!
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Richard, please, don't be hard on Christopher.
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Don't worry. I know he's just joshing me, Ann Margaret.
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By the way, we finally saw "The Deer Hunter".
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That movie was hilarious.
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Hilarious. Hilarious.
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Thank you. It was good for me too.
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Alechi, come over here.
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Christopher, this is Alechi, he's our foreign exchange student from Nigeria...
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who's been living with us.
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When Alechi moved in, he didn't speak any English.
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It's amazing! Two months with them and now I talk just like a normal American teenage boy.
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I was right.
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There is no greater thrill on earth than meeting a Walken for the first time.
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Let's all go over to the bar and get a drink.
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Everything in moderation. You're drivin'?
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Drivin'? No! I'm Walken! Ha!
