Here is your drink and enjoy the reunion.
Thank you.
Christopher! I can't believe you made it.
Is that you, Stanley? How's by you? Long time no see.
Big hug... Big hug.
Wow!
Wow! When is the last time I saw you, Stanley?
At my brother John's wedding, 15 years ago.
That wedding was so nuts. I recall we stole the ice sculpture.
I wonder what happened to it.
I don't know. It probably melted.
Makes sense.
Speak of the devil. There's John.
Hey! Christopher! Wow!
John, is that you or do my eyes deceive me?
It's really me.
You remember my kids, Maxine and Scott.
Look, how big you guys are getting.
Maxine, what's your doll's name?
My doll's name is Jenny.
She's a good doll,
but she doesn't like ghosts
and neither do I.
Ghosts scare me.
And I'm pretty sure one's living under my bed.
I promise you, darling, there is no ghosts around here so you're safe.
That's good, because I hate ghosts.
They're spooky.
And I don't respond well to spooky behavior.
Me too. I'm with you. 110 per cent.
How are you, Scott?
I'm not good.
Everyone at my school is a phony.
I wanna be scateboarding and listening to my ipad,
not at some ridiculous family reunion.
Scott! Behave yourself!
It's OK.
Scott, I appreciate your situation.
For a Walken, adolescence is a difficult time.
You feel like you're the only normal person in a school full of nut jobs.
Am I right?
Wow! It's like you're looking right into my noggin.
Maybe this joke will cheer you up.
What's the difference between this place and an elephant fart?
What?
This place is a bar room;
an elephant fart is a BARROOM!
Do your homework, eat your weedies, everything will be copacetic.
Is that Nathan?
Kids, go and get a drink.
Christopher, you should know, Nathan recently came out of the closet.
He's a completely different person now.
Very flamboyant.
Who would have thought such a thing.
Nathan, how are you doing?
I'm good.
As you may have heard, I recently came out of the closet.
I heard. I can see you are very flamboyant now.
It's true. I always felt like I had to pretend in order to fit into the family
but now that I'm finally myself, I'm getting along with them better than ever.
The Walkens are a tiring tribe.
xxxx
I'm gonna go refill my Cosmo.
You go, guy, you go!
Wow! If it isn't Mr. Hollywood, coming home to grace us with his presence.
Wow!
Richard, please, don't be hard on Christopher.
Don't worry. I know he's just joshing me, Ann Margaret.
By the way, we finally saw "The Deer Hunter".
That movie was hilarious.
Hilarious. Hilarious.
Thank you. It was good for me too.
Alechi, come over here.
Christopher, this is Alechi, he's our foreign exchange student from Nigeria...
who's been living with us.
When Alechi moved in, he didn't speak any English.
It's amazing! Two months with them and now I talk just like a normal American teenage boy.
I was right.
There is no greater thrill on earth than meeting a Walken for the first time.
Let's all go over to the bar and get a drink.
Everything in moderation. You're drivin'?
Drivin'? No! I'm Walken! Ha!