WEBVTT 00:00:06.227 --> 00:00:08.465 Here is your drink and enjoy the reunion. 00:00:08.495 --> 00:00:09.875 Thank you. 00:00:10.927 --> 00:00:14.867 Christopher! I can't believe you made it. 00:00:20.867 --> 00:00:24.817 Is that you, Stanley? How's by you? Long time no see. 00:00:25.406 --> 00:00:26.646 Big hug... Big hug. 00:00:27.731 --> 00:00:28.541 Wow! 00:00:31.097 --> 00:00:35.317 Wow! When is the last time I saw you, Stanley? 00:00:35.467 --> 00:00:39.326 At my brother John's wedding, 15 years ago. 00:00:41.045 --> 00:00:45.885 That wedding was so nuts. I recall we stole the ice sculpture. 00:00:46.306 --> 00:00:48.417 I wonder what happened to it. 00:00:48.757 --> 00:00:51.293 I don't know. It probably melted. 00:00:53.406 --> 00:00:54.743 Makes sense. 00:00:55.113 --> 00:00:57.427 Speak of the devil. There's John. 00:00:58.251 --> 00:01:01.622 Hey! Christopher! Wow! 00:01:02.686 --> 00:01:06.834 John, is that you or do my eyes deceive me? 00:01:07.379 --> 00:01:08.614 It's really me. 00:01:09.244 --> 00:01:13.424 You remember my kids, Maxine and Scott. 00:01:14.331 --> 00:01:16.533 Look, how big you guys are getting. 00:01:16.533 --> 00:01:18.638 Maxine, what's your doll's name? 00:01:19.623 --> 00:01:22.391 My doll's name is Jenny. 00:01:23.646 --> 00:01:25.526 She's a good doll, 00:01:26.006 --> 00:01:27.825 but she doesn't like ghosts 00:01:28.025 --> 00:01:29.850 and neither do I. 00:01:29.850 --> 00:01:32.269 Ghosts scare me. 00:01:32.470 --> 00:01:36.536 And I'm pretty sure one's living under my bed. 00:01:37.527 --> 00:01:41.793 I promise you, darling, there is no ghosts around here so you're safe. 00:01:41.981 --> 00:01:44.427 That's good, because I hate ghosts. 00:01:45.259 --> 00:01:47.618 They're spooky. 00:01:48.137 --> 00:01:51.599 And I don't respond well to spooky behavior. 00:01:52.630 --> 00:01:55.027 Me too. I'm with you. 110 per cent. 00:01:56.850 --> 00:01:58.630 How are you, Scott? 00:01:58.806 --> 00:02:00.860 I'm not good. 00:02:00.860 --> 00:02:03.203 Everyone at my school is a phony. 00:02:03.203 --> 00:02:06.883 I wanna be scateboarding and listening to my ipad, 00:02:07.034 --> 00:02:10.429 not at some ridiculous family reunion. 00:02:10.724 --> 00:02:12.764 Scott! Behave yourself! 00:02:13.521 --> 00:02:14.621 It's OK. 00:02:14.701 --> 00:02:16.735 Scott, I appreciate your situation. 00:02:18.095 --> 00:02:20.785 For a Walken, adolescence is a difficult time. 00:02:22.167 --> 00:02:26.167 You feel like you're the only normal person in a school full of nut jobs. 00:02:27.455 --> 00:02:28.805 Am I right? 00:02:30.247 --> 00:02:33.888 Wow! It's like you're looking right into my noggin. 00:02:37.025 --> 00:02:39.738 Maybe this joke will cheer you up. 00:02:39.738 --> 00:02:44.568 What's the difference between this place and an elephant fart? 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:46.150 What? 00:02:46.452 --> 00:02:48.142 This place is a bar room; 00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:52.430 an elephant fart is a BARROOM! 00:02:54.640 --> 00:03:01.098 Do your homework, eat your weedies, everything will be copacetic. 00:03:01.098 --> 00:03:02.578 Is that Nathan? 00:03:03.048 --> 00:03:04.428 Kids, go and get a drink. 00:03:05.051 --> 00:03:09.051 Christopher, you should know, Nathan recently came out of the closet. 00:03:09.836 --> 00:03:12.886 He's a completely different person now. 00:03:12.886 --> 00:03:14.090 Very flamboyant. 00:03:14.332 --> 00:03:17.140 Who would have thought such a thing. 00:03:19.512 --> 00:03:23.078 Nathan, how are you doing? 00:03:23.128 --> 00:03:24.558 I'm good. 00:03:25.429 --> 00:03:29.429 As you may have heard, I recently came out of the closet. 00:03:29.429 --> 00:03:32.649 I heard. I can see you are very flamboyant now. 00:03:35.375 --> 00:03:41.675 It's true. I always felt like I had to pretend in order to fit into the family 00:03:41.802 --> 00:03:50.172 but now that I'm finally myself, I'm getting along with them better than ever. 00:03:51.432 --> 00:03:55.432 The Walkens are a tiring tribe. 00:03:56.313 --> 00:03:59.223 xxxx 00:04:01.593 --> 00:04:03.607 I'm gonna go refill my Cosmo. 00:04:03.607 --> 00:04:04.977 You go, guy, you go! 00:04:10.787 --> 00:04:16.107 Wow! If it isn't Mr. Hollywood, coming home to grace us with his presence. 00:04:17.609 --> 00:04:18.219 Wow! 00:04:18.919 --> 00:04:22.959 Richard, please, don't be hard on Christopher. 00:04:24.159 --> 00:04:28.999 Don't worry. I know he's just joshing me, Ann Margaret. 00:04:29.215 --> 00:04:33.415 By the way, we finally saw "The Deer Hunter". 00:04:33.415 --> 00:04:35.305 That movie was hilarious. 00:04:35.305 --> 00:04:36.675 Hilarious. Hilarious. 00:04:37.578 --> 00:04:39.778 Thank you. It was good for me too. 00:04:41.665 --> 00:04:43.495 Alechi, come over here. 00:04:47.463 --> 00:04:52.373 Christopher, this is Alechi, he's our foreign exchange student from Nigeria... 00:04:52.605 --> 00:04:54.545 who's been living with us. 00:04:54.758 --> 00:04:58.638 When Alechi moved in, he didn't speak any English. 00:04:59.550 --> 00:05:05.670 It's amazing! Two months with them and now I talk just like a normal American teenage boy. 00:05:08.669 --> 00:05:09.719 I was right. 00:05:09.719 --> 00:05:15.169 There is no greater thrill on earth than meeting a Walken for the first time. 00:05:16.065 --> 00:05:19.015 Let's all go over to the bar and get a drink. 00:05:19.204 --> 00:05:22.284 Everything in moderation. You're drivin'? 00:05:22.284 --> 00:05:26.284 Drivin'? No! I'm Walken! Ha!