Dunk Souls III

Okay now, the secret to this guy is that you have to wait until he is just right below you.

And then you go for the plunging attack.

And here we go, here we go.

IT WASN'T ME! IT WASN'T ME, STOP! Dammit!

Just little too early on that one.

Okay I think I got the hang of it now, these guys all die in one hit!

What the fuck is that?

"try ranged battle"

Of COURSE! Try the ranged battle!

Oh my God, no. I'm sorry, it wasn't me.

It wasn't me, it wasn't my idea you got.

I'm playing with a USB steering wheel!

It's not my fault! It's not my fault.

"try jumping"

You probably get, like, an item down here

No, you just die.

I ain't never listening to one of these ever again in my life.

Be wary of left?

That means the monster will be on my right.

He's probably will attack from - Dammit!

Now, you gotta wait until he's just right under you.

Here it, here it is! This is the - What the fuck!

No no no don't

BACKSTAB! Bitch!

Get 'em outta here.

What! Why is there three of that guy?!

Oh, 'cos it's Dark Souls three.

They put three of every guy

Maybe I can just sneak past.

I have no flasks left.

Oh god no.

I just need to sneak past,

and get to the - Is he chasing me?

I don't think he's - I just need to find a bonfire

Are you FUCKING kidding me.

Thank you, Dark Souls.

Just run through the whole thing.

Just run, where is the bonfire?

Huh, Charleston?

Where's the fucking bonfire?

I have a hundred guys chasing me.

I need to find the bonfire

Please, do not shoot the arrow at me.

I've been through so much shit just to get this far

It's down there, it's down there!

Okay yeah, this is looking like where it would be.

Maybe past the red door.

Thank you, Dark Souls.

Don't you shoot your shitty dragon breath all over my perfect T-bones!

He burnt them to a crisp.

I'm gonna get up

I'm gonna get up

I'm gonna get up

I'm gonna get up

Get up

I'm gonna get up there and I'mma beat the shit outta this dragon. It's as simple as that folks.

You go in the dungeon,

and you get a treasure chest.

I think I'll take my reward

And of course. Thank you, Dark Souls.

Come on, what are you doing? You're not even trying!

What are you bringing him over here for?

God damn idiot.

Kill 'em! Oh my god, these people are WORTHLESS!

If you want something done right,

you gotta do it all by yourself.

That's what I always say.

Come and get some you fucking Eskimo

I STILL HAVE HEALTH!

I still have enough health to win!

I can do this!

That's a hit!

Hit him, you piece of shit! I did it!

So, if you guys need any help beating the game, just send me a YouTube comment. Don't laugh.

This gives me POISON resistance.

Look, guys! It's Stray Demon from Dark Souls 1.

He was, the first monster you encountered in that game, actually.

He was just kind of a mini-boss.

He wasn't very tough

If you could put me down now, Stray Demon

Thank you, Dark Souls 1.

"illusion ahead".

76 appraisals - it's gotta be real.

No, turn the video off!

The bigger they are, the bigger they fall!

The secret to beating this giant, is to use this little corner over here against him.

He's at a disadvantage here.

Because watch, watch this.

He tries to reach in, and he can't quite get you. So you just,

You keep waiting for him to reach in and you whack his hand every time

'cus he's such a dumbass that he can't.

Don't laugh.

Some guy invaded me and I have this fire trap here.

So when he comes in, I - oh shit, there he is already. Okay.

And activate the trap!

Where'd he go?

Okay, here we go.

Round two.

Trap! Activate!

Here we go!

Don't you touch that cup.

Don't you touch that

WHY'D YOU GOTTA TOUCH THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CUP

A new challenger approaches, but does he have what it takes, to be a champion?

Oh, he's pretty good. He's good. He knows what he's doing. He's got this.

Oh! Get 'em outta here! You're gonna need a better guy than that

Uh oh. "liar ahead"

"no invisible wall ahead"

So that means that there IS a wall.

There should be a feature. You say in the microphone "stop" and the enemies don't.

How is he on the elevator?

No. Thank you, Dark Soul

Those are filet mignons!

That's it! Now you fucked up!

Don't you EVER burn my steaks.

Impossible, huh?

Not if you know the correct techniques.

Now watch, for this boss I like to lay down right next to him,

because he has a gigantic electricity axe. You don't wanna get hit by that.

Now he also has a charge attack, see?

So I'm gonna actually.

He's getting kinda close, I'm gonna try and reposition myself here,

to get in a better spot.

I think here is good.

Yeah, this should do.

At this range, he probably can't hit me.

And it's as simple as that.

You just need the lay down emote.

Okay now, for this guy,

this guy is fucking bumper cars!

I got some ribeyes down here!

Of course! The weakness is his head!

What is this one say. Plunging attack!

The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game.

It's time to die, dragon!

I don't even have this game.