0:00:00.000,0:00:05.660 Okay now, the secret to this guy is that you have to wait until he is just right below you. 0:00:05.920,0:00:08.560 And then you go for the plunging attack. 0:00:09.200,0:00:10.560 And here we go, here we go. 0:00:12.640,0:00:17.200 IT WASN'T ME! IT WASN'T ME, STOP! Dammit! 0:00:18.060,0:00:20.380 Just little too early on that one. 0:00:20.380,0:00:23.800 Okay I think I got the hang of it now, these guys all die in one hit! 0:00:23.800,0:00:26.800 What the fuck is that? 0:00:27.880,0:00:29.340 "try ranged battle" 0:00:29.580,0:00:31.640 Of COURSE! Try the ranged battle! 0:00:31.640,0:00:33.700 Oh my God, no. I'm sorry, it wasn't me. 0:00:33.700,0:00:35.640 It wasn't me, it wasn't my idea you got. 0:00:35.640,0:00:37.680 I'm playing with a USB steering wheel! 0:00:37.680,0:00:40.820 It's not my fault! It's not my fault. 0:00:41.180,0:00:42.090 "try jumping" 0:00:43.640,0:00:45.470 You probably get, like, an item down here 0:00:46.060,0:00:47.640 No, you just die. 0:00:47.640,0:00:51.440 I ain't never listening to one of these ever again in my life. 0:00:51.500,0:00:52.660 Be wary of left? 0:00:52.660,0:00:55.460 That means the monster will be on my right. 0:00:56.360,0:00:58.920 He's probably will attack from - Dammit! 0:00:58.920,0:01:02.280 Now, you gotta wait until he's just right under you. 0:01:02.280,0:01:05.020 Here it, here it is! This is the - What the fuck! 0:01:05.040,0:01:06.000 No no no don't 0:01:09.080,0:01:11.500 BACKSTAB! Bitch! 0:01:12.220,0:01:13.310 Get 'em outta here. 0:01:14.320,0:01:18.680 What! Why is there three of that guy?! 0:01:19.160,0:01:21.400 Oh, 'cos it's Dark Souls three. 0:01:21.560,0:01:22.600 They put three of every guy 0:01:22.600,0:01:24.780 Maybe I can just sneak past. 0:01:25.200,0:01:27.020 I have no flasks left. 0:01:27.020,0:01:28.160 Oh god no. 0:01:29.000,0:01:30.600 I just need to sneak past, 0:01:30.600,0:01:33.240 and get to the - Is he chasing me? 0:01:33.700,0:01:36.180 I don't think he's - I just need to find a bonfire 0:01:36.860,0:01:38.560 Are you FUCKING kidding me. 0:01:41.040,0:01:42.120 Thank you, Dark Souls. 0:01:42.420,0:01:43.840 Just run through the whole thing. 0:01:44.060,0:01:45.680 Just run, where is the bonfire? 0:01:46.460,0:01:47.500 Huh, Charleston? 0:01:47.920,0:01:49.920 Where's the fucking bonfire? 0:01:53.260,0:01:54.960 I have a hundred guys chasing me. 0:01:55.160,0:01:56.660 I need to find the bonfire 0:01:56.860,0:01:58.920 Please, do not shoot the arrow at me. 0:01:59.080,0:02:01.320 I've been through so much shit just to get this far 0:02:01.780,0:02:03.360 It's down there, it's down there! 0:02:03.360,0:02:05.580 Okay yeah, this is looking like where it would be. 0:02:06.460,0:02:08.060 Maybe past the red door. 0:02:10.460,0:02:11.560 Thank you, Dark Souls. 0:02:12.280,0:02:16.440 Don't you shoot your shitty dragon breath all over my perfect T-bones! 0:02:16.860,0:02:18.180 He burnt them to a crisp. 0:02:18.400,0:02:19.100 I'm gonna get up 0:02:19.160,0:02:19.960 I'm gonna get up 0:02:20.300,0:02:20.880 I'm gonna get up 0:02:21.360,0:02:22.020 I'm gonna get up 0:02:22.460,0:02:22.960 Get up 0:02:23.400,0:02:27.080 I'm gonna get up there and I'mma beat the shit outta this dragon. It's as simple as that folks. 0:02:27.220,0:02:28.660 You go in the dungeon, 0:02:28.840,0:02:30.680 and you get a treasure chest. 0:02:31.480,0:02:33.100 I think I'll take my reward 0:02:33.100,0:02:37.220 And of course. Thank you, Dark Souls. 0:02:37.220,0:02:40.280 Come on, what are you doing? You're not even trying! 0:02:40.540,0:02:42.380 What are you bringing him over here for? 0:02:43.020,0:02:44.440 God damn idiot. 0:02:44.700,0:02:48.300 Kill 'em! Oh my god, these people are WORTHLESS! 0:02:48.540,0:02:50.220 If you want something done right, 0:02:50.540,0:02:52.620 you gotta do it all by yourself. 0:02:52.620,0:02:54.140 That's what I always say. 0:02:54.500,0:02:56.460 Come and get some you fucking Eskimo 0:02:58.100,0:02:59.040 I STILL HAVE HEALTH! 0:02:59.040,0:03:00.400 I still have enough health to win! 0:03:00.680,0:03:01.560 I can do this! 0:03:03.180,0:03:03.680 That's a hit! 0:03:04.200,0:03:07.780 Hit him, you piece of shit! I did it! 0:03:10.940,0:03:17.440 So, if you guys need any help beating the game, just send me a YouTube comment. Don't laugh. 0:03:18.260,0:03:20.180 This gives me POISON resistance. 0:03:20.180,0:03:23.720 Look, guys! It's Stray Demon from Dark Souls 1. 0:03:24.190,0:03:28.020 He was, the first monster you encountered in that game, actually. 0:03:28.020,0:03:30.210 He was just kind of a mini-boss. 0:03:30.680,0:03:32.680 He wasn't very tough 0:03:32.680,0:03:34.920 If you could put me down now, Stray Demon 0:03:36.040,0:03:37.760 Thank you, Dark Souls 1. 0:03:37.760,0:03:39.760 "illusion ahead". 0:03:39.760,0:03:42.280 76 appraisals - it's gotta be real. 0:03:45.270,0:03:47.140 No, turn the video off! 0:03:47.140,0:03:49.940 The bigger they are, the bigger they fall! 0:03:51.200,0:03:56.340 The secret to beating this giant, is to use this little corner over here against him. 0:03:56.780,0:03:58.700 He's at a disadvantage here. 0:03:58.700,0:04:00.360 Because watch, watch this. 0:04:00.620,0:04:04.440 He tries to reach in, and he can't quite get you. So you just, 0:04:04.440,0:04:07.640 You keep waiting for him to reach in and you whack his hand every time 0:04:07.640,0:04:10.000 'cus he's such a dumbass that he can't. 0:04:13.240,0:04:14.120 Don't laugh. 0:04:16.060,0:04:19.280 Some guy invaded me and I have this fire trap here. 0:04:19.280,0:04:22.620 So when he comes in, I - oh shit, there he is already. Okay. 0:04:24.280,0:04:26.520 And activate the trap! 0:04:28.040,0:04:29.000 Where'd he go? 0:04:29.260,0:04:30.260 Okay, here we go. 0:04:30.260,0:04:30.880 Round two. 0:04:32.320,0:04:33.840 Trap! Activate! 0:04:33.840,0:04:34.560 Here we go! 0:04:36.440,0:04:38.160 Don't you touch that cup. 0:04:39.720,0:04:40.920 Don't you touch that 0:04:40.920,0:04:43.540 WHY'D YOU GOTTA TOUCH THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CUP 0:04:43.600,0:04:48.580 A new challenger approaches, but does he have what it takes, to be a champion? 0:04:48.580,0:04:52.180 Oh, he's pretty good. He's good. He knows what he's doing. He's got this. 0:04:53.360,0:04:57.590 Oh! Get 'em outta here! You're gonna need a better guy than that 0:04:57.590,0:04:59.000 Uh oh. "liar ahead" 0:04:59.400,0:05:01.240 "no invisible wall ahead" 0:05:02.340,0:05:06.480 So that means that there IS a wall. 0:05:13.880,0:05:17.620 There should be a feature. You say in the microphone "stop" and the enemies don't. 0:05:17.640,0:05:19.160 How is he on the elevator? 0:05:19.300,0:05:22.800 No. Thank you, Dark Soul 0:05:22.800,0:05:24.400 Those are filet mignons! 0:05:28.320,0:05:30.820 That's it! Now you fucked up! 0:05:33.160,0:05:35.160 Don't you EVER burn my steaks. 0:05:36.180,0:05:37.670 Impossible, huh? 0:05:38.700,0:05:41.500 Not if you know the correct techniques. 0:05:41.680,0:05:45.600 Now watch, for this boss I like to lay down right next to him, 0:05:45.600,0:05:49.940 because he has a gigantic electricity axe. You don't wanna get hit by that. 0:05:50.360,0:05:53.980 Now he also has a charge attack, see? 0:05:54.520,0:05:56.040 So I'm gonna actually. 0:05:56.140,0:05:59.920 He's getting kinda close, I'm gonna try and reposition myself here, 0:06:00.700,0:06:02.220 to get in a better spot. 0:06:02.600,0:06:03.960 I think here is good. 0:06:03.960,0:06:04.880 Yeah, this should do. 0:06:06.380,0:06:09.020 At this range, he probably can't hit me. 0:06:09.020,0:06:10.440 And it's as simple as that. 0:06:10.440,0:06:12.020 You just need the lay down emote. 0:06:12.080,0:06:14.100 Okay now, for this guy, 0:06:14.360,0:06:17.480 this guy is fucking bumper cars! 0:06:18.640,0:06:20.690 I got some ribeyes down here! 0:06:25.220,0:06:27.620 Of course! The weakness is his head! 0:06:28.040,0:06:30.440 What is this one say. Plunging attack! 0:06:31.220,0:06:35.060 The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game. 0:06:35.540,0:06:38.040 It's time to die, dragon! 0:06:40.400,0:06:41.520 I don't even have this game.