35C3 - Opening Event

35C3 preroll music

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intro music

roboter voice: Refreshing Memories

Applaus

rixx: Welcome. Welcome to the 35th
Chaos Communication Congress

laugh

rufus: It's good to see you.
rixx: We have to start with two

announcements. First of: the two of us
want to make this opening as good as we

possibly can. So we need to do it in
German. Sorry to everybody who doesn't

speek German. We do have live translations
in English and in French. So if you look

for translations in the Wiki you will find
them, and you will be provided with live

translations by our awesome translation
angels.

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The second announcement is for our

legal security. We've learned in the
talks from the last years

that your faces are personalized
biometric data.

As we can see some of your faces from
here, I'd say roughly

the first 10 rows or so
rufus: Yeah, 10 rows, that's it.

rixx: ... we need to inform you,
that we can see you and

we'll remember your faces.
And that you have the right of

extinction and the right to forget
according to european data protection law

which came into effect this year.
And if you want to use your rights

I would please you to just stand up in to
rows in front of the stage after the

opening.
rufus: The one row in this floor,

the other one there.
rixx: One for Rufus, one for me.

rufus: I'll take the longer row then.
rixx: If all of the involved would

bring a Tschunk with them to the front,
we can guarantee, that by tomorrow

we won't remember anything, especially
not your faces.

applaus

rufus: Yeah, nice you're here! So

now, when the room is full, it seems
a little bit bigger, right?

rixx: Yeah, it's got something.
rufus: A warm welcome to all

of you, to the ladies and gentleman at
the radio stations at home and to the

participants of the congress everywhere.
Which watch us in their hacker spaces

or maybe from their computer at home.
It's nice that you're there too.

Even if you can't be here.
Yeah let's do it like this

fast, painlass, band-aid-at-the-doctor
kind of style maybe.

rixx: Let's do this.
rufus: The year wasn't really

that awesome, wasn't it?
rixx: Some of you probably

hat a super year, we don't want to take
that from you, at all.

rufus: Yes, if you look to the modern
TV & radio devices, the year looks

like another evidence, that we're
- let me say it cautiously -

arrived in difficult times.
The BKA got some new

government trojans to the start.
The police brought tanks.

rixx: Who doesn't want to drive a tank?