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K89 Kingdom at War

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    We are here to create a stronger order
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    This is our citadel area where we will attack from
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    Lilif those Phenoms had us fooled thinking they had no troops
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    but actually they had more than T1 and T2 as you now know
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    So you thought we could attack and hold the ES?
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    Yes Matzinger said so
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    Idiot
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    I had 60 million T7 but I forgot my hero and inquis.
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    We have sent everything at them and my spies all died
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    You forgot your hero and inquis? Everyone who is an alt leave the room
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    You fucking idiots
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    They are laughing at us. Sal is singing at us
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    Emp changes his name to include how many troops I lost
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    Elena shat herself when her T3 knights died
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    Syn killed every one of my spies
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    and now he knows he's God
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    I'm bringing over trillions of power
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    to show how strong and unbeatable we are
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    But Lilif I'm ony lvl3 in the ruins
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    Igor why the fuck haven't you got a shiny helmet?
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    Lilif I have spent thousands of Euros
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    Spend more you useless smelly old twat
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    Bollockless cunt
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    They make us look stupid with their big moths
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    And what the fuck was that timing all about in the raids?
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    they took longer than a snail on valium to get there
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    And what the fuck is Firemarshall Bill doing with us?
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    He hasn't even hit a tile yet. The new guys think we're shit
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    I can't take much more of this, you're all useless cunts
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    We should be handing out reps like sweeties by now to ourselves
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    Instead I got a boozer 4 times yesterday
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    Me, the most powerful player in the game, losing all my T1 and T2 to those bastards
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    and for what? More pisstaking in chat
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    Fucking emojis
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    This has to stop, we need a plan to make them leave. We will have to upgrade the arena
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    We go to level 5 as soon as possible
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    I'll need all your logins
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    Igor you will put 15 waves in each time
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    We will take all the trophies and grow stronger, make them refugees
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    (Elena sobs) Don't worry hun the shit smell is fading
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    It was never like this in Evony,
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    I haven't even had time to wash my minge in over a week
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    and Igor you fucking stink
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    The time has come
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    You all need to actually learn how to play before Sal sings again
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    Never use Sixtus again in case they catch us
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    We cannot lose, fucking Phenoms
Title:
K89 Kingdom at War
Description:

Lilif has a meltdown
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Video Language:
French
Duration:
03:50

English subtitles

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