We are here to create a stronger order
This is our citadel area where we will attack from
Lilif those Phenoms had us fooled thinking they had no troops
but actually they had more than T1 and T2 as you now know
So you thought we could attack and hold the ES?
Yes Matzinger said so
Idiot
I had 60 million T7 but I forgot my hero and inquis.
We have sent everything at them and my spies all died
You forgot your hero and inquis? Everyone who is an alt leave the room
You fucking idiots
They are laughing at us. Sal is singing at us
Emp changes his name to include how many troops I lost
Elena shat herself when her T3 knights died
Syn killed every one of my spies
and now he knows he's God
I'm bringing over trillions of power
to show how strong and unbeatable we are
But Lilif I'm ony lvl3 in the ruins
Igor why the fuck haven't you got a shiny helmet?
Lilif I have spent thousands of Euros
Spend more you useless smelly old twat
Bollockless cunt
They make us look stupid with their big moths
And what the fuck was that timing all about in the raids?
they took longer than a snail on valium to get there
And what the fuck is Firemarshall Bill doing with us?
He hasn't even hit a tile yet. The new guys think we're shit
I can't take much more of this, you're all useless cunts
We should be handing out reps like sweeties by now to ourselves
Instead I got a boozer 4 times yesterday
Me, the most powerful player in the game, losing all my T1 and T2 to those bastards
and for what? More pisstaking in chat
Fucking emojis
This has to stop, we need a plan to make them leave. We will have to upgrade the arena
We go to level 5 as soon as possible
I'll need all your logins
Igor you will put 15 waves in each time
We will take all the trophies and grow stronger, make them refugees
(Elena sobs) Don't worry hun the shit smell is fading
It was never like this in Evony,
I haven't even had time to wash my minge in over a week
and Igor you fucking stink
The time has come
You all need to actually learn how to play before Sal sings again
Never use Sixtus again in case they catch us
We cannot lose, fucking Phenoms