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ERB - Goku vs Superman

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    Who can stop this constipated jock
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    with the awful animation
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    and the complicated plot
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    who's got the rap bombs
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    to drop on Japan
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    this looks like a job for the O.G.
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    Superman!
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    I'm killin' it
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    you're Krillin it
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    I'm villainous to vegetables
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    who dance around in hammer pants
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    that hide their tiny genitals
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    my level is incredible
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    I'm out of your league
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    you want justice?
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    I'll bust this nut up
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    in your Chi Chi
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    greasy slick emcee from DC
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    with one breath I'll freeze
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    your whole measly species
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    you're primitive and limited
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    you live in a village of idiots
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    step in Metropolis
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    I'll snap a carrot period
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    How many times are they
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    gonna rewrite your story?
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    your powers have been boring
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    since the 19 fucking 40's!
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    Goku!
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    Defeat me with heat beams?
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    you're crazy
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    cause I'm a super Saiyan
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    you're a flying Ms. Daisy
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    you're pretty pasty
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    to be powered by the sun
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    you can't flow to son Goku
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    I kaio-ken get it done
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    when I see your movies
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    allI do is watch the clock
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    cause there's nothing fun
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    about a super hero
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    scared of green rocks
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    look at those panties -- oh
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    you got that camel toe
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    I'll report to Lois Lane
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    and Superman that Ho
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    Your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes
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    just one punch
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    and over nine thousand screams
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    I'll make your nose bleed
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    like Roshi sniffin' panties
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    from Z to GT
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    you can Dragon Ball D's
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    Don't lecture me about fights
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    you caped coward
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    you got your ass beat
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    by a bat with no powers
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    there's only one way
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    that this battle's gonna end
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    one more Superman
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    who's never gonna walk again
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
Title:
ERB - Goku vs Superman
Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 3 - Part 2
Duration:
01:49

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