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Spill your guts or
fill your guts
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Let's take a look at the food
that we have.
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We have salmon smoothie,...
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...a beef tongue,...
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- ...bird saliva,...
- It gets stronger and stronger.
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- ...a herring rollmop,...
- That's alright.
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...a scorpion,...
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...fish heads,...
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- ...hot sauce,...
- It is safe to do some with sauce?
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We're going to find out, Ewan
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...and finally, bull penis.
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So here's how it works.
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Ewan and I will be asking questions
to Niall and Isla and viceversa.
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If someone on your team chooses
not to answer their question...
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You both will have to eat
the disgusting food.
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- Have we got it?
- Yeah
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- OK, Niall...
- I'm already married.
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...you run first.
Niall, I'm gonna give you...
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-Please don't, my ass reflux with frijols.
- Anything but the scorpion, please.
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- ...the salmon smoothie. OK?
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Here's your question. So if you answer
the question you don't have to eat.
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And if you don't answer the question, you
both have to have a glug of the smoothie.
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I don't know what I'm most nervous about,
the question or the smoothie.
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Well I've just seen the question and
it might be the question.
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Niall, who is your least
favourite member of One Direction?
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It's up to you.
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You should drink, I'm not your publicist
but I don't know you should...
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I just might, and take the Daily Mail
hit tomorrow just for a crap answer.
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- I'm trying to help Isla.
- Don't help her, help your life.
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- Help your life.
- I'll drink it!
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You're gonna go salmon or you're gonna...?
Oh, here they go, look at that.
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- He chose salmon, I think is best.
- For a future life, I'll go with this.
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OK Niall here we go.
Nice big glub. Down the hatch.
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Hang on, here you go, there you go.
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- Big spoon full. Ready? Cheers!
- Salmon is fine.
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You can drink.
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- Oh my God. Are you alright?
- It's not how it tastes, it's texture.
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- It's like having a salmon yoghurt.
- She's some in her hair to keep for later
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Right. So now, Isla you'll ask
your question to me.
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- Well, well, well.
- So which food would you like...
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... me and Ewan to have?
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- Have a look at the question first.
- Wow, that's cheating.
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Oh, he's definitely going to eat.
He's going to eat, he's going to eat.
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Ok. I'm going to give you scorpion.
You didn't seem frightened before.
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- I think it is the easiest one.
- He's a nice guy, come on.
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You say that until it is in your face.
All right, Scorpion.
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James, name one artist you've turned down
for Carpool Karaoke.
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How long have you got?
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Cheers mate.
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- Ewan, your question to Isla!
- OK.
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What is Isla going to eat?
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I think I'm going for the tongue
because this is too easy.
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- The beef tongue coming round.
- And it's one each.
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Yes, you've to eat the whole thing.
No, it is a joke.
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OK. I think this is a key one. Isla, has
your husband Sacha Baron Cohen ever done
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a character in bed?
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And I think it should be added:
and if so, which one?
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- Which one? Yes, of course.
- High five!
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Here with my wife!
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- Very nice room.
- I like it!
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Niall is a private guy.
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- Wait, wait, wait.
- Here's a knife. You can cut a bit off.
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No, you know what? He hasn't done a
character in bed. He hasn't.
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He has had like a moustache when
he's been Borat...
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... or he has had like the blond hair.
He has been in characters visually but...
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...I've never heard...
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or something.
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Are you saying never, at the end of
a romantic moment...
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... has he looked himself
in the mirror and gone...
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- I am saying that safely.
- Alright, there we go. Good answer!
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Niall what would you like to give
Ewan to eat?
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OK. Ewan you're up. I'm still
thinking about that saliva.
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Surely the question gets better.
I'm sorry boys.
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- Jeez OK. We're back to the bird saliva.
- How do they do it? How do they get it?
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- I can only...
- Come on,...
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...come on.
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- OK, now what's the question?
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It is the greatest question ever!
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Ewan, have you ever (bleep) your pants?
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The show is only an hour.
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I mean, you could lie, there's only one or
two people that would know.
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- I'm really enjoying this.
- Well, I guess yes!
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- Hang on, wait, how old were you?
- Well I was very young at the time.
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- There wasn't have any age, was it?
- We've all (bleep) our pants as babies.
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That is all I was referring to. I might
have (bleep) my pants in the 90's.
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Ewan McGregor killing it!
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OK Niall, I'm going to give you guys...
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... some beef tongue right?
Some beef tongue. Are you ready?
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I'm going to have to eat this one.
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Niall, you've dated both Selena Gomez and
Ellie Goulding.
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It is your last night on Earth, out of the
two of them...
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...who would you rather spend it with?
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That doesn't hurt anyone.
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- Isla is going it doesn't hurt anyone.
-I'm afraid it does, Isla.
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The trouble is it is not really the
last night, so tomorrow, you know...
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-...someone will be upset.
- 'm going to give, OK...
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...I would...
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...because it is the last night on Earth,
Ellie is a big fan of Planet Earth...
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...by David Attenborough so I would
sit and watch that with her and...
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...for that reason, Ellie Gounding.
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OK, Isla it is your turn. You now will
ask me a question and select a food.
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You know what? You guys seem so keen on
the beef tongue, giving it to us...
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...time and time again, so we will
get revenge.
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- Oh look at that
- OK
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You're definitely going to eat that.
Do you have your knife and fork ready?
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I wouldn't give that to my dog.
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Which late night host do you prefer:
Kimmel or Fallon?
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Well, that's tricky.
Oh dear, are we eating this?
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That was Spill your Guts
or Fill your Guts!
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My thanks to Isla Fisher, Niall Horan
and Ewan McGregor. We'll be right back!
