WEBVTT 00:00:01.286 --> 00:00:04.106 Spill your guts or fill your guts 00:00:04.675 --> 00:00:08.015 Let's take a look at the food that we have. 00:00:08.716 --> 00:00:12.716 We have salmon smoothie,... 00:00:13.287 --> 00:00:16.287 ...a beef tongue,... 00:00:17.819 --> 00:00:22.259 - ...bird saliva,... - It gets stronger and stronger. 00:00:22.704 --> 00:00:25.924 - ...a herring rollmop,... - That's alright. 00:00:26.405 --> 00:00:29.165 ...a scorpion,... 00:00:29.597 --> 00:00:31.937 ...fish heads,... 00:00:33.376 --> 00:00:37.376 - ...hot sauce,... - It is safe to do some with sauce? 00:00:37.625 --> 00:00:40.215 We're going to find out, Ewan 00:00:40.448 --> 00:00:43.898 ...and finally, bull penis. 00:00:44.102 --> 00:00:46.392 So here's how it works. 00:00:46.596 --> 00:00:50.596 Ewan and I will be asking questions to Niall and Isla and viceversa. 00:00:50.897 --> 00:00:54.567 If someone on your team chooses not to answer their question... 00:00:55.059 --> 00:00:58.659 You both will have to eat the disgusting food. 00:00:58.879 --> 00:01:00.729 - Have we got it? - Yeah 00:01:01.083 --> 00:01:03.093 - OK, Niall... - I'm already married. 00:01:03.251 --> 00:01:06.191 ...you run first. Niall, I'm gonna give you... 00:01:06.370 --> 00:01:10.740 -Please don't, my ass reflux with frijols. - Anything but the scorpion, please. 00:01:11.284 --> 00:01:14.094 - ...the salmon smoothie. OK? 00:01:15.875 --> 00:01:19.875 Here's your question. So if you answer the question you don't have to eat. 00:01:20.476 --> 00:01:24.896 And if you don't answer the question, you both have to have a glug of the smoothie. 00:01:25.432 --> 00:01:28.982 I don't know what I'm most nervous about, the question or the smoothie. 00:01:29.408 --> 00:01:32.818 Well I've just seen the question and it might be the question. 00:01:33.582 --> 00:01:37.952 Niall, who is your least favourite member of One Direction? 00:01:46.611 --> 00:01:49.541 It's up to you. 00:01:53.497 --> 00:01:57.237 You should drink, I'm not your publicist but I don't know you should... 00:01:57.736 --> 00:02:01.736 I just might, and take the Daily Mail hit tomorrow just for a crap answer. 00:02:02.374 --> 00:02:06.834 - I'm trying to help Isla. - Don't help her, help your life. 00:02:07.301 --> 00:02:09.651 - Help your life. - I'll drink it! 00:02:09.921 --> 00:02:13.921 You're gonna go salmon or you're gonna...? Oh, here they go, look at that. 00:02:15.567 --> 00:02:19.263 - He chose salmon, I think is best. - For a future life, I'll go with this. 00:02:22.263 --> 00:02:26.263 OK Niall here we go. Nice big glub. Down the hatch. 00:02:29.868 --> 00:02:33.608 Hang on, here you go, there you go. 00:02:35.598 --> 00:02:39.508 - Big spoon full. Ready? Cheers! - Salmon is fine. 00:02:53.911 --> 00:02:57.201 You can drink. 00:03:00.651 --> 00:03:05.531 - Oh my God. Are you alright? - It's not how it tastes, it's texture. 00:03:05.758 --> 00:03:11.578 - It's like having a salmon yoghurt. - She's some in her hair to keep for later 00:03:13.250 --> 00:03:16.910 Right. So now, Isla you'll ask your question to me. 00:03:17.506 --> 00:03:19.816 - Well, well, well. - So which food would you like... 00:03:19.916 --> 00:03:21.746 ... me and Ewan to have? 00:03:22.419 --> 00:03:26.419 - Have a look at the question first. - Wow, that's cheating. 00:03:29.414 --> 00:03:33.414 Oh, he's definitely going to eat. He's going to eat, he's going to eat. 00:03:33.915 --> 00:03:37.325 Ok. I'm going to give you scorpion. You didn't seem frightened before. 00:03:37.481 --> 00:03:41.181 - I think it is the easiest one. - He's a nice guy, come on. 00:03:41.272 --> 00:03:46.052 You say that until it is in your face. All right, Scorpion. 00:03:47.066 --> 00:03:51.476 James, name one artist you've turned down for Carpool Karaoke. 00:03:56.403 --> 00:03:59.593 How long have you got? 00:03:59.855 --> 00:04:02.625 Cheers mate. 00:04:09.337 --> 00:04:12.607 - Ewan, your question to Isla! - OK. 00:04:13.212 --> 00:04:15.792 What is Isla going to eat? 00:04:15.911 --> 00:04:19.451 I think I'm going for the tongue because this is too easy. 00:04:19.611 --> 00:04:23.001 - The beef tongue coming round. - And it's one each. 00:04:23.131 --> 00:04:27.131 Yes, you've to eat the whole thing. No, it is a joke. 00:04:30.182 --> 00:04:36.072 OK. I think this is a key one. Isla, has your husband Sacha Baron Cohen ever done 00:04:36.094 --> 00:04:38.804 a character in bed? 00:04:41.630 --> 00:04:45.000 And I think it should be added: and if so, which one? 00:04:45.416 --> 00:04:48.810 - Which one? Yes, of course. - High five! 00:04:56.430 --> 00:04:57.430 Here with my wife! 00:04:59.370 --> 00:05:01.860 - Very nice room. - I like it! 00:05:08.441 --> 00:05:11.381 Niall is a private guy. 00:05:14.224 --> 00:05:17.704 - Wait, wait, wait. - Here's a knife. You can cut a bit off. 00:05:17.814 --> 00:05:21.814 No, you know what? He hasn't done a character in bed. He hasn't. 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:25.920 He has had like a moustache when he's been Borat... 00:05:26.021 --> 00:05:29.491 ... or he has had like the blond hair. He has been in characters visually but... 00:05:29.615 --> 00:05:31.015 ...I've never heard... 00:05:31.582 --> 00:05:32.742 or something. 00:05:33.746 --> 00:05:37.366 Are you saying never, at the end of a romantic moment... 00:05:37.452 --> 00:05:40.022 ... has he looked himself in the mirror and gone... 00:05:43.250 --> 00:05:46.220 - I am saying that safely. - Alright, there we go. Good answer! 00:05:47.823 --> 00:05:51.443 Niall what would you like to give Ewan to eat? 00:05:52.258 --> 00:05:56.258 OK. Ewan you're up. I'm still thinking about that saliva. 00:05:56.353 --> 00:05:59.183 Surely the question gets better. I'm sorry boys. 00:05:59.304 --> 00:06:03.504 - Jeez OK. We're back to the bird saliva. - How do they do it? How do they get it? 00:06:03.584 --> 00:06:07.272 - I can only... - Come on,... 00:06:08.634 --> 00:06:11.634 ...come on. 00:06:12.512 --> 00:06:14.834 - OK, now what's the question? 00:06:17.550 --> 00:06:20.690 It is the greatest question ever! 00:06:21.747 --> 00:06:25.167 Ewan, have you ever (bleep) your pants? 00:06:42.303 --> 00:06:45.773 The show is only an hour. 00:06:46.575 --> 00:06:50.575 I mean, you could lie, there's only one or two people that would know. 00:06:56.223 --> 00:07:00.223 - I'm really enjoying this. - Well, I guess yes! 00:07:04.129 --> 00:07:09.299 - Hang on, wait, how old were you? - Well I was very young at the time. 00:07:10.014 --> 00:07:15.394 - There wasn't have any age, was it? - We've all (bleep) our pants as babies. 00:07:17.818 --> 00:07:23.388 That is all I was referring to. I might have (bleep) my pants in the 90's. 00:07:26.677 --> 00:07:30.007 Ewan McGregor killing it! 00:07:30.652 --> 00:07:34.652 OK Niall, I'm going to give you guys... 00:07:42.278 --> 00:07:46.278 ... some beef tongue right? Some beef tongue. Are you ready? 00:07:47.853 --> 00:07:51.173 I'm going to have to eat this one. 00:07:51.460 --> 00:07:55.460 Niall, you've dated both Selena Gomez and Ellie Goulding. 00:07:55.975 --> 00:07:58.945 It is your last night on Earth, out of the two of them... 00:07:59.111 --> 00:08:02.021 ...who would you rather spend it with? 00:08:04.894 --> 00:08:07.064 That doesn't hurt anyone. 00:08:07.574 --> 00:08:12.324 - Isla is going it doesn't hurt anyone. -I'm afraid it does, Isla. 00:08:15.404 --> 00:08:19.114 The trouble is it is not really the last night, so tomorrow, you know... 00:08:20.180 --> 00:08:24.270 -...someone will be upset. - 'm going to give, OK... 00:08:25.700 --> 00:08:26.810 ...I would... 00:08:27.050 --> 00:08:31.156 ...because it is the last night on Earth, Ellie is a big fan of Planet Earth... 00:08:31.246 --> 00:08:35.246 ...by David Attenborough so I would sit and watch that with her and... 00:08:35.487 --> 00:08:39.487 ...for that reason, Ellie Gounding. 00:08:43.061 --> 00:08:47.861 OK, Isla it is your turn. You now will ask me a question and select a food. 00:08:48.327 --> 00:08:52.327 You know what? You guys seem so keen on the beef tongue, giving it to us... 00:08:52.701 --> 00:08:55.771 ...time and time again, so we will get revenge. 00:08:56.038 --> 00:09:00.038 - Oh look at that - OK 00:09:00.290 --> 00:09:04.290 You're definitely going to eat that. Do you have your knife and fork ready? 00:09:04.455 --> 00:09:06.455 I wouldn't give that to my dog. 00:09:06.614 --> 00:09:10.614 Which late night host do you prefer: Kimmel or Fallon? 00:09:14.740 --> 00:09:18.740 Well, that's tricky. Oh dear, are we eating this? 00:09:34.191 --> 00:09:37.191 That was Spill your Guts or Fill your Guts! 00:09:37.378 --> 00:09:42.238 My thanks to Isla Fisher, Niall Horan and Ewan McGregor. We'll be right back!