Is that how you jerk off? (with Changmin)

Q. Color of your underwear today?

Can I show you now?

(Right now..?)

Have you tried to put that in?

put what in...?

but before I answer

There is a lube right in front me over there...

(EMBARASSED)

My back hurts so much... :(

- What am I gonna do?
(How'd you hurt it...?)

Y'all didn't come just to see me did ya?

Y'all already know!

Normally, I wouldn't bring out the guest this early.

I'd normally chat a bit, then slowly bring them out.

[CMT: Thank you~]

Wanna come out?

(Changmin appears!)
- Here I am!

I haven't been on someone else's livestream in a while.

(The roulette's already spinning...)

(Show abs)

- Is it asking to show abs?
- Yea.

So this is how big channels do it.

I have a few conversation topics

that I thought up for later.

One of them being...

[Q. What're Changmin's future plans?]

We'll segue into that later,

but first, please introduce yourself.

I'm 30 years old.

I was born in 1994. I'm Changmin Kim.

- I'm currently unemployed.
(3rd time unemployed)

- You look so much younger on camera.
(~a baby~)

- It seems there's a lot of filters on...
- I didn't set up anything tho...

I've also seen his livestreams before...

- But which camera do you think is better?
(Mine or yours?)

Mine is much better...

Yours is a webcam. Mine's DSLR.

It's cuz I'm interested in the equipment.

So you've been in my taxi video.

That was actually the 1st time we met.

Sorry, but I see some... lube there.

It was directly in my field of vision...

(Hold on...)

I couldn't think of anything else cuz of that.

- Wait a minute!
- Your neck's so red...

The topic changes this fast??

It was sitting there the whole time...

I'll put it away!

... Why's it open...?

Moreover, it's open...

It looks recently bought...

(Thanks~)
- It was hard to focus. Sorry.

Are you not the type to ease into spicy topics?

- It wasn't anything weird.
- Right...

[CMT: Is that why your back hurts...?]
- Nah.

Even if it's kinda dirty here,

- usually we'd try to protect each other's image...
- Oh. Then is your image...

...a virtuous athlete?

(Seems unrealistic...)

But... I like it.

This spiciness feels fresh.

- It's alright.
(It's just lube)

We're healthy guys.

Do you know what this is?

But why is this here and not in the bedroom?

There must be a reason...

The computer's here...

(So you use the computer while doing it...)

Is is just me getting hot? You seem fine.

You just embarrassed more easily.

I'm the only one getting flustered, huh?

I'm not putting you on the spot on purpose.

I just saw it, and there tends to be

a lot of topics in livestreams.

- So I'm just bringing up what I see.
- Ok. Sounds great.

- There're also tissues you've used.
- Oh. This isn't anything.

(Please stop...)

- Also, among the questions...
(Trying to start the questions)

- I just... I just now...
(Trying to start the questions)

My brain isn't braining, so I'll just go however

Yoonghee wanted to ask...

[Q. How'd you get familiar with the Taekwondo Dpt.?]

- This is Yoonghee's question?
- Yoonghee added this to the list of questions.

Is it cuz he wanted a shoutout?

He really likes this kinda stuff.

- ...like getting a mention.
- He likes getting attention then...

Before Yoonghee went onto 'His Man 2,'

he knew Eunchan from 'His Man 1'

Eunchan was working in 'Chyaming'

and when we close up, we'd eat together.

That's when Yoonghee came in.

But how'd it develop into knowing

- each other's house passcodes?
- Well...

How'd it turn that way...?

(A chance encounter?)

[CMT: L.O.L.]
- League of Legends?

That's right. It must've been the games.

We played a lot then.

We'd close up then play until 10 or 11 am.

[CMT: Stop playing League!]

I'm not working right now,

but I'm not playing any games.

When you're studying and don't have time for fun,

that's when it's fun to play games.

Since I have more time,

I can just play whenever.

[CMT: Are you okay switching day and night?]
- How is that going?

Lately, I've been waking up in the morning.

But after eating, I get drowsy.

So I think I still need to take naps

Anyhow, you've settled things with your shop.

[Q. What are your future plans?]

I'm still thinking about it,

but I currently have nothing.

As I keep settling things...

Come on, let's do this!

Thank you!

(1st time seeing chat go this crazy)

Oh my. Thank you!

Are you clenching your jaw right now?

- I don't usually do this.
- Why don't you??

- Are you not grateful?
- I AM grateful.

But if I have to react this much each time,

I don't want it again...

And I have to go bigger each time...

If they keep expecting, it'll just get worse for me.

Ah. So you're trying to suppress yourself.

You don't have to do anything big,

- just a 'thank you' is fine.
- I'm fine with that.

[CMT: I want to see a 'Cheek Heart']
- A 'Cheek Heart'?

I haven't done one before.

- Have you done it before?
- No.

(It's like this...)

wow. so cute.

I'll split it with you, so try once.

No need to split it. I won't do it.

They feel bad for donating.

- We'll slowly go through the question list then.
(99th attempt to start this)

[Q. What's your underwear today?]

It's just this.

- Oh. This is nothing to you.
- Yea. It's just underwear.

Do I need to show it?

(...huh?)

I'm wearing blue.

He's wearing blue today.

Do you like the color blue?

Uh no.

I just wore whatever.

Did you choose your underwear,

in anticipation of today's livestream?

I didn't, but I should've.

(An intense battle just ahead)

[Q. How many cm are you?]

Do you answer questions like this?

Many already know.

- It's 15 cm.
(5.9 in.)

It might be slightly bigger tho...

[CMT: Then you're 3 times as big as YJ...]

(Who said that??)

- Is it true you love dumplings the most?
- I really do.

I ate it a lot when I was younger.

My grandma used this red shower basin

- to make the stuffing for the dumplings.
(She's really makin' a lot...)

so I'd eat 40 to 50 in one sitting.

20 fried, 20 boiled, and 10 in a soup.

- Wouldn't you get sick after eating so much?
- It made me like them even more.

I personally don't like dumplings as much.

- Why don't you like dumplings?
(Hurt)

It's the mushy texture...

You don't like mushy foods?

Is that what you mean...?

Usually, when someone dislikes a food,

it's cuz of the taste or the smell...

It's not just 'texture', but 'mushy texture'.

- So you probably dislike eggplants as well.
(Is it just me being trash?)

- Do you like mushy foods?
- I like them.

Then, between firm and soft foods,

- do you prefer one over the other?
- For dumplings?

Have you ever put in a soft one?

Put what where??

[CMT: We're talking about dumplings]
(Please don't misunderstand)

(Coffee's here)
- It's here?

Please, chat for a bit.

[CMT: Shake the lube, if you're quick.]

It's still in my field of vision right now.

That green lid... What's behind it...?

So he does it while using the computer...

What've you been chatting about?

- What'd you say?
- It's nothing.

You have so many tissues!

There's like 200 rolls. No lie.

If you talk about tissues here...

Nah. I'm just bringing up what I see...

- This green lid...
(Painting his nighttime routine)

I was planning to clean up today,

but my body hurts so much...

- I can't bend my back at all.
(good excuse.)

If it wasn't cuz of exercise or a car accident,

then it's quite obvious how you hurt your back...

It's not easy to hurt your back

- if it's not for the mentioned reasons.
- What do you mean?

(Already know without you saying it.)
- Nah...

I'm not saying you did anything,

but it's obvious.

There's a lot of tissues too.

[CMT: Do you exercise with tissues?]

Not 'with' tissues.

- I think it's possible, looking at the amount.
- Exercise using tissue?

- There's weight to them.
(What's on YOUR mind?)

Ah. That's right... that exercise...

Do you do a difference exercise?

Nah. haha

What I meant was,

it won't fit in the roll, so it wouldn't work.

- Oh. You were thinking something entirely different.
- Completely different.

- I didn't even consider the roll itself.
- Can it fit in one?

- It definitely won't
(Firm answer)

Same for me.

It's also rough and painful.

Have you tried...?

I haven't actually tried.

I just gave it a look and knew it wouldn't fit...

It's different...

[Q. What's your mindset in livestreams?]

"Ah. I'm so bored."

That's why my livestreams don't have notices or set times.

Oh. Thank you.

Thank you!

- Give a little more. It's 50k won.
(~ $36 usd)

Reluctantly...

[CMT: Play a horror game?]
- I can't handle them well...

- You can't play horror games??
- They're too scary...

I play a lot of horror games.

- Did you always like them?
- I'm a fan.

- Horror movies?
- I go crazy over them.

- You like them?
- Nah.

I don't like them at all,

- but I play a lot of horror games.
- Why?

I get recommended them a lot.

I really dislike scary things.

Then why do you do it?

They said so.

One time, I couldn't wash my hair

cuz it was scary.

Do you get scared easily?

The corridor to my house is scary,

so sometimes I sprint in.

- Really??
- Even at my age...

That's kinda cute.

I think I'm gonna get scared silly if I play a horror game.

That's what they want... these sick viewers...

Why do they like this kinda stuff?

[CMT: You gotta turn down the volume when Yoonghee's playing]

Yoonghee's an absolute scaredy-cat.

It's hard to find someone as scared as him.

Everyone, I think...

...my back's getting better.

Why's it hurting?

You sure you didn't do anything yesterday?

- For reals?
- For reals!

- You being honest?
- I'm being honest!

- Then there's no reason for it to be hurting...
- I exercised.

But I think I strained my back.

Did you do 'back' yesterday?

I actually did 'chest'...

My deductions say it was something else...

Do you have more lube in your room?

I do.

I see.

Then it's possible.

If it was only one bottle,

this one right here,

then it didn't happen on the bed.

[CMT: It'd be sad if he got hurt doing it alone.]

- That's possible.
- It could happen.

- Doing it alone...
- The pose...

But it does sound a bit sad.

How could you hurt your back doing it alone?

Maybe if there's a special kink.

[CMT: Hand is still, but your back moves]

Ah. You secure it onto the desk...?

It's also a motion desk...

- You can adjust the height.
- So make it move up and down...?

It sounds possible...

Oh! We've figured it out.

That's what happened!

Fixing the fleshlight there...

You went a bit too hard, huh?

[CMT: It still sounds sad.]
- It sounds so sad like this.

(Let's just keep this our little secret.)

[Q. How do you resolve issues?]
- ...by yourself or by talking with others?

I tend to solve things independently,

but I've recently realized that

by sharing my struggles/frustrations

I can find answers and receive comfort from others.

- I think that's something I learned with age.
- Is there a person that triggered this change?

- Recently, with my managers...
- Did you chat in-person?

- We didn't chat in-person.
[CMT: Yoonghee]

Did Yoonghee also help?

Nope...

Yoonghee's the one who builds up that frustration,

So I avoid talking with him.

It's interesting how you and Yoonghee are friends.

- We're a good match.
- Which parts??

Just... living life freely.

- Er, I guess that sounds odd.
(Love you, Yoonghee~)

(Talking about life)
- Thinking now, I should work hard in all that I do.

[CMT: He seems cold, but isn't.]
- Right!

You have kind of a cold image.

Do you hear that a lot?

In reality, I am cold.

- I'm not the type to be all friendly.
- I know what you mean.

Even today, he came in with a bottle of champaigne.

I'm touched by this small act of consideration.

I had extra.

- That wasn't from your stock, was it?
- It was.

It was from my business.

- It'd have been better it wasn't...
(Need to recover)

[CMT: Today was fun. Please, visit Changmin's livestream!]
- Ok. Thank you!

[CMT: Wrap up with a 'Cheek Heart']

Thank you!

Why not do a 'Cheek Heart' for the 50k-

Thank you.

- A 'Cheek Heart'~?
(Yea, no.)

[CMT: If you don't do it, I'm not gonna exercise.]

Take a rest day~

My livestream will be back next Tuesday...

And you...?

I will turn it on some time.

We'll wrap it up for the night then!

Rest up, everyone!

Aren't you grateful to all the viewers?

- I'm grateful.
- You're grateful, right?

Rest up!

They gotta leave for work.

We're so grateful.

Bye~