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what's wrong with your face baby
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yikes!
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with those teeth when you're through
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there'll be no dust left to bite
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Christ
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newsflash, kid
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this is show business
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show some class when you dress
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shave that bush off your lips
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boom
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your band's named Queen huh?
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ain't that sweet
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you dance like you rode
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a bicycle race with no seat
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that's what's wrong with you people
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you'll do anything to get famous
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you changed your name to Mercury
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you should've been Freddie Uranus
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you think I haven't
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heard those things before?
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you're just a bully
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who's too scared to go to war
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you had a hit song called My Way
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but someone else wrote it
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you're the least talented rat
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in your whole pack of rodents
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you've got four notes in your whole range
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you can't act and you can't dance
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I'm more powerful than you
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when I'm wearing women's pants
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why do you stand there in a suit?
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it's like you're trying to bore me
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when I rock the UK
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South America gets horny
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because my songs have balls
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they're the anthems of victory
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your music is like the
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soundtrack to a vasectomy
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you're in the pocket of the mafia
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and everybody knows
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Guinea dago
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Guinea dago?
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Guinea dago Figaro
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easy jaws of life
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I can't stand a racist
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I love the coloreds and the queers
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just ask Sammy Davis
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look we all wanna swing baby
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but you took it too far
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you played butthole roulette
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and you lost the draw
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I took one for both teams
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from a disease no one knew existed
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I didn't leave a mark on history
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I French kissed it
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I'm a champion of the world
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extinguished in his prime
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so kiss my ass Frankie
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but you'll have to wait in line
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who won?
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who's next?
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you decide
Epic Rap Battles of History
