【同一屋檐下 第一季】EP11 下篇 | 正面刚！壕哥弟弟同时告白卡门 | 邓紫棋/陈建斌/魏大勋/李诞/曾可妮/杨笠 | 优酷 YOUKU

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[Translated and timed by jackie, dizzypg, xyz and Thomzlc]
[Reviewed by cissy and hearthrose]

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Will Hao succeed? We don't know.

Let's take a look at this episode.

Episode 11 (Second Half), Week 11
What About You and I?

[Panelist] What about you and I?
Episode 11 (Second Half), Week 11
What About You and I?

[Panelist] Let's go!
Episode 11 (Second Half), Week 11
What About You and I?

Didi.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Do you also like Carmen?

In the beginning, I felt like it was fun
to have an older sister type,

whether it was badminton or her
helping me with my phone.

It was like an elder sister
taking care of me.

Then slowly I realized that

she wasn't just a sister
hanging out with me anymore.

Some of her actions,

or whether she was happy or upset,

would linger in my mind.

And I found myself thinking
of ways to make her happy.

At that point, I knew that I liked her.

I don't think I have anything
to hide from you.

So... it's like,

this saddens me, because I don't want to
lose either Carmen or you here.

But I still want to give my own feelings
a chance.

I know it's hard, but I
hope you'll understand.

So...

I'll go prepare.

Don't think too much, okay?

He's going to practice his song.

Hao, oh Hao.

Wu Jiawen (Carmon)
Designer, 29 years old

Li Xing (Hao)
Manager, 35 years old

Chen Liuming (Ming)
Financial Advisor, 27 years old

Sun Shirui (Didi)
Student, 20 years old

Pu Xiaobo (Pupu)
PhD Candidate, 26 years old

Gao Qilian (Gaogao)
Cosplayer, 25 years old

-I'm making coffee.
-Do you like your bread crispy?

-I want it crispier.
-Crispier. Okay.

-Morning.
-Good morning.

-Your clothes are so lame.
-Are they?

He's got good news.

What good news?

What's the next best thing
to getting married?

-You got a girlfriend.
-I got a job.

You got a job?

Yes, I just got a job performing in a bar.

Dancing?

Why are you always saying
what I'm thinking out loud?

Do you guys want sandwiches?

Yes.

Pupu.

Ask them.

Oh, yeah.

Do you guys wanna hear me play tonight?

Today's his first day at work.

Yeah.

-What time?
-At 8pm.

I can. I can I can I can.

You can?

I can't. I'm working late tonight.

Carmon, what about you?

Yes.

Damn, what a pity.

-I'll record it for you.
-Okay.

Broadcast it live.

So Carmon
you're definitely coming?

-I'm coming.
-Okay.

[Panelist] Wink.

Let me pack up.

Ming, let me tell you a joke.

Do you wanna die
right now?

I want to hit him.

I tell bad jokes for my own pleasure.

I need to head to work.

-I'm leaving.
-Already?

-Yeah.
-So fast?

Yeah.

I'm already late.

-See you tonight! Remember!
-Okay!

Bye.

What are you guys up to?

-She's leaving. Let me tell you something.
-What is it?

He's gonna confess.

[Panelist] Her expression.

Yeah.

What's up?

He's gonna confess.

-Turn it off and come over.
-Yes, we have stuff to discuss.

Yes, this is more important.
More important than breakfast.

Quick. Pull out the chair for Gaogao.

Sit here.

Yeah. I was planning to confess to Carmon
during the performance tonight.

I support you.

Pupu was just talking about his bar gig,
and I thought it would be a good place

for a confession.

Do we need to do anything
when it happen?

Just...

give me some courage.

Hao, you're the best!

I'm just there for musical accompaniment
during his confession.

No, he's my right-hand man.

Please take good
care of Hao.

But I hope there's someone
taking care of you too.

I can't take his corny
lines anymore.

-What a sudden confession.
-He's disgusting.

[Panelist] Not playing well today.

[Panelist] Not in a good mood.

[Panelist] He's thinking of Carmen.

[Panelist] Just like Binshen,
romance totally derails him.

You're here. Someone looks handsome!

This place looks cool.

I booked a table for you, straight ahead.

Okay. Here?

-Yes.
-Here?

Sit here.

Thanks.

Here, let's have a toast
to celebrate today.

Thank you.

-It's a big day for all of us.
-Yes, it is.

I'm super happy today.

-Are you going up now?
-Yes.

-Good luck!
-I will do my best.

-I'm gonna take photos.
-Yeah.

Hello, hello. Good evening everyone.

I'll be performing for you tonight,
my name is Pu Xiaobo.

Xiaobo's the best!

Thanks.

I'll now be playing a classical Romantic
Era piece called Spanish Symphony.

I hope you'll enjoy. Thank you.

[Panelist]
She's hitting her own face. How cute.

[Panelist] It sounds really good.

[Panelist] He looks good there.

[Panelist] His hands look good.

-Sit over here.
-[Panelist] Oh, he came!

[Panelist] He came after all.

[Panelist]
He shouldn't have come.

Thank you everyone.

For the next piece, I'd like to invite a
good friend of mine to perform with me.

Hopefully, tonight will be a happy
night for him.

[Panelist] Surely not.

-Hao.
-Hao, go on.

I'm coming.

Please give him a round of applause.

Very happy today to have so many
friends here at Pupu's live performance.

It's also a rare chance that all of us
housemates are out together.

I'd also like to take this opportunity
today

to do something a little crazy.

So...

the first thing I'd like to do

is to sing for

a girl who's very special to me.

[Panelist] She stopped eating.

[Panelist] Look at him, he's so stiff.

Everytime I go near you,

my feelings become stronger.

The distance between us
is getting shorter.

I want more time for something to happen.

It's getting hard, I'm
getting out of control.

You feel me, you feel me, you feel me?

Listen to my heartbeat.

I can't guess what lies in your heart.

When did this all begin?

There's no logic in love.

No need to overthink.

What were the chances that I'd meet you?

Please don't wake me up from this dream.

Don't blame me for rushing things.

I just wanna kiss you now.

Kiss you now...

Go Hao!

[Panelist] Didi.

[Panelist] Poor thing.

Actually to do this...

confession today,

I hesitated for a very long time.

Because it's the first time I'm doing
something completely out of character.

But...

I feel that for you,

I can...

be wild for once.

It feels like yesterday, but

I've known you for about a month now.

I remember very clearly
the first time I saw you.

I know I'm not the type of man
you normally like,

but I'm willing to change for you,

I'll try hard to be more youthful.

[Panelist] He's drinking now.

I'm actually prepared for the worst,

but I don't think I will have regrets.

So what I want to say is...

Carmon,

I'm very grateful to have met you.

Carmon,

I like you very much.

Get together!

Get together! Get together!

I know my impulsive behaviour
might put a lot of pressure on you,

so actually I'm not expecting
an answer from you right now.

Thank you everyone for your
support and blessings.

But I also hope that everyone
can give us some time.

[Panelist]
Oh dear, she doesn't want to say anything.

So...

Thank you for doing all of this, Hao.

I'm very thankful for how well
you've treated me all this time.

But...

No means no.

I know that this may seem cruel,

but I think it's still better to
reject you up front.

I'm sorry.

Thank you for all your help thus far.

I'll drink one for you, okay?

it's okay, you don't have to!

Anyways thank you, and I'm sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay, you don't have to.

I prepared myself for this,
so don't worry.

[Panelist]
Didi's run off.

Sit!
Love is a two-way street, isn't it?

Don't cry.

Don't cry.

It's okay.

My fantasy's coming true!

Sorry, excuse me for a minute.

I'd just like to say something.

[Panelist] Look at Pupu's expression!

I...

am someone who doesn't understand love.

I...

have not had a relationship for 20 years.

I don't even know what
it means to like someone.

But after coming here, I realized that

I have feelings for someone.

When she feels happy,

I feel really happy, I feel good.

When she's upset,

I will think of ways to make her happy.
I will...

do my utmost-

I've never felt this way before.

I don't know if saying this here today

is right or wrong,
but I can't hold it in anymore.

I'm using the restroom.

Carmon...

If you won't have Hao,

then how about me?

What?

What are you doing?

Seriously, what are you doing?

-Carmon's leaving.
-It's none of your business.

[Panelist] He even flipped the chair.

Gaogao must be thinking, I really don't
understand these non-anime people.

This is real life. It's too scary.

Let me first apologize to those in
the anime world on behalf of reality.

Sorry, we're really not like that.

We also need to apologize
to the bar's owner.

-Sorry, Mic.
-Sorry, Chair.

We're sorry.

I seriously need some time to
digest that scene. I feel like...

I can totally understand
what Pupu is feeling.

It was his first day at work,
and he was all dressed up.

All he wanted to do was to
promote classical guitar.

Who is going to listen to his guitar
with all that commotion?!

He was overshadowed.

And classical guitar is already so
hard to promote.

Carmon loves to fantasize, but did she
ever fantasize a scenario like this?

Definitely not.

And how did Didi confess? "If
you won't have Hao, then how about me?"

He even rhymed it.

Didi's act was the most aggressive
confession I've ever heard.

-It was such a shock.
-This is what it means to be youthful.

Two confessions, one was like a speech,
the other was really from a youngster.

He's like a middle schooler
in a group of adults.

-So his actions seem childish.
-Just charging straight on.

Although he's very tall,
I feel like he's just...

-A 12 year old.
-A kid. Really.

That's why he's impulsive.
He'll just do it.

He should have thought about it, you
shouldn't confess after someone else.

He could always do it another time.

If you confess after someone else,
your chances of rejection are very high.

-She couldn't have-
-Agreed on the spot.

I don't want Hao. I'm good with Didi,
I don't like you Hao, you irritate me!

-She couldn't have done that.
-That's why he's a kid.

Actually Hao invited Didi at first,
but he rejected the invite.

-Hao thought just as well.
-Didi came to do exactly this.

Look how anxious he looked earlier
at practice.

He was planning to do something terrible.
A mature adult couldn't have done that.

This is the youthfulness that
Hao isn't able to learn.

I think he planned to confess even
if Carmon accepted Hao.

Yes. He was going to do
what an adult couldn't.

So I think they both really fell for her,
to be so impulsive.

I'm sure Carmon didn't expect this.
Carmon, did you? I'm sure you didn't.

Carmon's so popular.

Carmon's popularity
shot through the roof.

I'm sure Carmon's not
happy about that.

Things really changed for Carmon.

She was funny.
'I'm rejecting you, I'll drink to you."

That was an awful drink for her.

There was one thing Hao
said that I didn't understand.

He went to Carmen and said "I know it
puts pressure on you." Then why do it?

You knew that it would pressure her
and you still did it?

Then isn't it just egotistical?

-That might be true.
-I agree with you there.

I'm sure he wanted to get closure,
or an answer.

Had he just bowed out, it would have
seemed meaningless, isn't it?

Yes.

I think both Hao and the kid did wrong.
If you love someone, you should understand

what kind of person they are.

For someone like Carmen,
she's not the public-

Attention seeking.

And both of them did just that.
That's why she lost her composure.

So do you thinking chasing after her will
bring her back? Will Carmon accept?

-In a few days.
-Of course not!

Definitely not today. That's it for today.

There's no happy ending today. That's it.

Okay, let's continue watching.

Carmon!

Don't follow me.

[panelist]
My heart hurts for him. He's too cute.

[panelist] He's really too cute.

[panelist] Oh dear.

[panelist] He really likes Carmen.

[panelist] Maybe he's really
never liked a girl so much.

You're Carmon?

Yep.

I'm Li Xing.

I'm the new housemate.

- Hello.
- Hello.

You're cooking noodles!

Yup, I'm cooking supper.

Do you want to try?

Sure, thanks!

It's pretty good.

I'll draw mine next to yours.

Sure.

It's just that recently at work
there's some financial issues.

Carmen, Hao specializes in finance.

He's definitely the
person to look for.

Sure, I'm in your hands!

Do you want to come over to take a look?

How about tomorrow?

Sure

Hello.

You're actually the first guy here.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I think you look pretty good in glasses.

You're wearing glasses today.

I have a new stylist now.

My friend started a cake workshop.

If you're free...

Let's go together.

How awful for Hao.

Cold?

Thanks.

Actually I have some thoughts
I wanna share with you.

If I find a guy attractive,
there is actually a certain...

Standard?

Youthful,

cheerful,

someone that's like the sunshine.

Although I'm really sorry,

But no means no.

I know I'm not the type
of man you normally like,

But I'm willing to change for you,

I'll try hard to be more youthful.

Carmon

I really like you.

I know this may seem cruel,

but I think it's still better to
reject you up front.

Sorry.

But no means no.

What's wrong?

Why do you look like
you have been crying?

It's nothing

Shouldn't it be a happy day?

Your eyes are swollen.

What happened?

So... Hao planned to confess today right?

Then after he confessed...

Didi rushed up to confess too.

- There were others in the bar still?
- He also smashed the microphone.

[Panelist] Ming~

Then it was super awkward for Hao and Carmen.

I don't know how to face Hao...

and Didi.

My goodness.

Why are guys like that?

I know I should talk to Hao again...

because I rejected him on the spot.

So it was really embarrassing for him.

But I feel that...

if he had the courage to confess there,

he would also have been prepared
for your rejection then.

So I feel you don't need
to worry too much about him.

What about Didi? Did you reject him too?

My goodness...

Gaogao what do you think?

Do you feel she hates Didi?

Can't say for sure.

Let nature take its course.

Wait till they come back, then we'll see.

No...

I wanna hide somewhere.

I'm afraid of seeing them
when they come back.

I'll protect you.

I'll keep a watchout for you here. Go rest.

Are you not sleeping yet?

You didn't reply me. You ok?

I'm fine.

Where did you go?

Just took a walk.

[Panelists] Awkward.

[Panelists] Really awkward.

Alright, I'll start.

I actually didn't plan to go today.

But during my class and training...

I found that ...

I couldn't focus. I...

couldn't stand it.

So I left early to go over.

Then I made a mess of everything.

Sorry, Hao.

You guys talk.
I still have an essay to write.

I don't know what came over
me to have done that.

It was childish and...

Sorry.

Did she accept you?

Nope.

You know, Didi,

I'm quite envious of you.

Some things, I have to...

consider for a long time...

to find the courage to do.

But it took you...

just a few minutes

and you did it.

I did what I wanted to do,

and I've gotten an answer.

I have no regrets.

You said you're sorry,

but I feel that

I might not have been
very honest with you.

Do you remember when you asked

what kind of guys she likes?

But because of my own inclinations,

I didn't tell you.

Actually, she likes

youthful guys.

Like you,

a very sunny and warm youngster.

Then you asked me a second question,

"What is she like

when she's in love?"

Actually, I thought I knew the answer,

but in reality I don't know how
she's like in love.

So...

for this question, you need
to find the answer yourself.

So early?

Come and have breakfast.

I'll get some water.

Come eat a bit.

I've no appetite today.

There're still sandwiches.

I heard that yesterday

it was quite chaotic after I left.

Will it affect your work?

No problem, I explained to the boss.

No biggie.

Really?

Yep, normal day at work.

I feel bad.

It's a small thing.

You two on the other hand...

I was worried about it affecting you.

Quick, come over and eat.

I will.

I'll get coffee for you.

You guys eat.

You're going to class?

Yeah... after apologizing to Carmon.

Don't you have a morning class?

I'll wait for her to come down
so I can apologize.

Have you thought of what to say?

Not really, I thought to see
how her mood is first.

[Panelist] I don't think she'll wanna see
both of them when she comes down.

[Panelist] What hell is this?

[Panelist] Oh no.

[Panelist] It can't be!

[Panelist] It's Gaogao.

Did Carmon came back last night?

Yep.

How is she?

What?

Say something, how is she?

She's not happy.

Is she awake?

Not yet.

Ah, she hasn't woken up.

I feel that you guys should talk it out.

Yesterday was too chaotic for her.

What's she thinking now?

I'm not sure.

You'll need to talk to her yourself.

Got it.

Thanks.

I'll leave first, I'm late.

I'll pack you some breakfast.

- I'm going off.
- Take this.

Remember to eat.

[Panelists] Hao is really not bad.

[Panelist] Really a good guy.

[Panelist] Too good.

- Hey.
- Hello.

- You're reading?
- Yeah.

Take a seat.

- Can I sit?
- Sure. The sun's good.

About yesterday....

I want to talk to you about it more

because what happened
yesterday was too sudden.

So there were many things
I have not said.

sorry.

You're always apologising.

There's nothing to be sorry about.

It's just that...

Sometimes, if those feelings...

can't develop into something romantic...

I don't wanna force myself.

Of course, of course, of course.

But...

but really thank you

for liking me.

I'm so sorry.

I'm actually very thankful
that you were so honest

in telling me how you really felt.

It was also something that I wanted.
An extremely truthful answer.

And at the same time,

I'm also sorry that...

I used such a grand gesture

to confess to you.

It was also quite awkward for you.

Are we still friends?

I hope so. I hope so.

I feel...

I wish that you can find your happiness,

and...

If that person is Didi,
I'll still wish you guys well.

I feel he's

the youthful type you mentioned. Isn't it?

But he...

is only 20 and I'm already 29. He...

Why does that matter?

I don't know if I have the time
to accompany him to maturity.

- Then I'll have to criticize you.
- Why?

You can't just...

say you'd like a youthful guy

yet have the expectation that

he'll be mature.

I feel that young people...

naturally won't be as experienced.

If you like that he is

naive and genuine

then...

as you said, just grow
alongside each other.

I feel that he's quite
sincere and genuine.

So...

if...

both of you like each other,

don't let me affect your relationship.

- Okay?
- You keep reading.

I'm off, bye bye.

All the best.

Hao's finale.

This finale's really climatic.

Super epic.

"Hey, grab breakfast before you go."

"Remember to eat well."

This guy is too good.

Way too tolerant!

In his world there's nothing
he can't tolerate.

I feel very intolerant after seeing him.

And he told Carmon
what we all wanted to say.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You can't say you want a youthful guy

yet want him to be always mature.

'Cause he's seen through it.

He knows Carmon and Didi won't last

yet he still wishes them the best.

- Good times won't last.
- It's temporary.

- Only Li Xing will last forever, right?
- Only me, Li Xing is "Xing" ["Okay"].
T/N: Xing means okay, will work, in various nuances.

I feel Didi will date Carmen for a while.

Then if they break up, it'll be Li Xing?

Nope, not necessarily.

But she'll definitely
date this kid for a while.

Date for a month and then...

Because when Hao told Didi she likes him,
his reaction was-

Didi has new clues.

He now knows he's her type.

Additional points!

That's why for the second time,
he'll try another..

Angle of attack.

Definitely.

Which will have even better results.

He'll do it step by step
without losing momentum.

And if you see Didi's expression,

in his mind, he forgot about the incident.

He only knows and cares
that Carmon still likes him.

I think you're right.

That kid, one of his traits is being

- very simple and straightforward.
- Right.

No such thing as testing the waters
or playing games.

"I like her" means "I like her".
Because he's still young.

There's that saying,
maturity will cause you to be abandoned.

Yes. Really.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Everyone can throw a tantrum,
but not Hao.

At the end of the day,
he's the one consoling everyone.

He'll console everyone.

"Hey, is your work affected?"

"Didi, please eat well."

"Carmon, you can't be like that."

It's hard.

- Better to be a kid.
- Yeah.

He became a kid for one night.
The next day he's back.

- Back to being the mature adult again.
- Yea, yea, yea.

But if you think about it,
excluding them,

let's just talk about the six of us.

When Hao became a kid for a night,
we didn't think well of him.

-Yep.
-Yep.

This is the tragedy of someone mature.
Yet we keep praising Didi.

We praise Didi because of his age.

Whatever he does now is right.

Even if it's a mistake, it's the right type
of mistake, it's a mistake he needs to make.

But if he does something right,
you'll feel he's particularly awesome.

Like what he said about Hao. It's sad.

You can be outstanding the whole time.

But once you make a mistake,
no one can forgive you.

The 6 of us deducted points from him.
Reality's like that.

So you feel someone like Hao's no good?

I won't say what's good or bad

I'm just stating the facts.

Thinking off screen,

think about your friends.

If there's an unreliable friend

who is reliable once,

you'll praise him.

Whereas for your most reliable friend,

the one time he's not,

you'll be particularly critical of him.

So those that are reliable
can get very tired of it.

Of course we advocate being reliable.

But... it's very exhausting.

Maturity is a draining trait.

We should make sure next time that

we aren't so critical
of the reliable person.

We should be more concerned
about the reliable people.

Let the mature not be
abandoned so easily.

Let's apologize to Hao.

Brother Hao, sorry!

-Sorry! -Sorry! -Sorry!

Let's see the next part.

A newcomer!

But who left?

This girl has swag.

She's real cool.

- That's all?
- Cool!

I think the production team
should apologize to us.

Why are you like this!

Giving us such a cliffhanger!

It's really hard to bear.

Wanna guess who is leaving?

Nope.

Unless they let us see!

I feel it's Gaogao.
She can't handle the reality.

- I feel it's Carmon.
- Carmon, yeah.

Carmon probably can't stay any longer.
If she does, it's tough for the 2 guys.

Carmon's already been through three guys.

It's too exhausting.

Tring, yeah

She can't stay.

She'll think it's time to leave.

After seeing the new scene we finally understand
why classical guitar is hard to promote.

Electric ones are cooler.

- We see the repercussions now.
- Haha, repercussions.

But I feel the new girl will
have synergy with Pu Pu.

A bit of friction.

Don't know how it's gonna be.

I don't think the musicians
will date here.

Do you think there's still
anything that's impossible here?

This is really exciting.

Really exciting.

Youku Management~
Please film season two quickly.

Don't wait till next year!

Let's make this a daily programme,
not seasonally.

Let's broadcast till June.

It's too nice to watch! This is
something I can't live without now.

Yeah, you can see all types of people.

All of us won't accept any other programmes
What other TV shows are there? Forget it!

What music show? What concert?
Forget it!

We just wanna watch this show!

Please stream this, I'm leaving
it up to you guys!

It's too exciting!

Shanghai Share Life.
Cya next episode.

Even though I don't like anyone here,

But I do notice the staff around us,

and I like
a particularly sparkly-eyed guy.