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Code MENT - Episode 6

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    Well, if it ain't Jeremiah Gottwald.
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    Guilford? What are you doing here?
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    I could ask you the same question.
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    Oh, this.
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    I got arrested for trying to kill
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    Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
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    Again?
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    Yeah, I know...
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    I hear you man.
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    I would've done the same thing.
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    I hated "Date Movie".
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    Right? And "Meet the Spartans" was god-awful.
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    Tell me about it.
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    Anyway, I'm here to let you out.
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    Kick-ass! I've only been in here for, like, 13 minutes.
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    Yeah man, our court system is bullshit.
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    You can get away with anything!
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    Hell, I stole your watch before you got in here.
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    So that's where that thing went.
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    Yeah, I lost it though.
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    Dammit, that was a Rolex.
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    Yeah, my bad.
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    Hey, if you're here,
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    does that mean Princess Cornelia's here too?
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    You know it!
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    So, where is she?
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    Ah, she be doing her bad guy hunting thing.
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    You know, people say
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    the life of a turret gunman sucks.
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    But I'll tell you, it's days like today,
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    when nothing goes wrong,
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    that life is worth living.
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    Boom bitch!
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    It's Cornelia, fire at will!
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    Aw that's cute, they brought their little guns.
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    Let show y'all how it's done.
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    Smile!
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    [Theme Song Starts]
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    Code Geass
    AbridgeMENT
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    Let's whisper about the new kid.
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    That sounds like a good idea.
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    Come on! How do you close this thing?
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    Poor kid, I bet you he's really smart too.
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    Dammit.
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    So that's the new kid, huh?
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    Yeah, his voice is so stupid.
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    I don't know anyone with a stupider voice.
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    I know what you mean!
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    Why do they make these things so hard to close?!
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    Well I'm impressed,
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    this is the first time I've met you
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    without you trying to kick my head in.
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    So, why did they let you out of prison, anyway?
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    Apparently, if you score negative on an IQ test,
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    they give you a free pass out of everything!
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    You did so bad, you owe points?
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    I did bad?!
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    Hey Nunnally, I brought you a surprise!
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    'Sup Nunnally!
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    You still blind and shit?
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    Oh no, not you!
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    Hey Lelouch, hey Lelouch, hey Lelouch!
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    What?
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    You know what would suck?
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    What?
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    Being blind.
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    You what would suck even more?
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    Being blind and crippled.
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    You know what would suck even more?
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    Being blind and crippled
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    because your mom got shot to death.
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    Suzaku!
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    You're absolutely right.
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    Well Suzaku, it was great to have you over for dinner.
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    Although, there was really no need
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    for you to eat all the silverware.
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    I need to be under constant supervision.
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    Yeah, Suzaku's probably going to
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    have go to the hospital soon.
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    You're a terrible judge of character.
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    I've never seen someone swallow so many forks.
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    You're not worried?
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    Nah, this one time he ate a whole end table.
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    No, not about that.
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    He's the one who got blamed for you
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    blowing up a whole bunch of people.
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    Not to mention he's part of the army.
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    You know, the one that trains people to kill
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    other people who blow up a whole bunch of people?
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    Look, I'm sure this will never come back to bite me.
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    Epic Foreshadowing
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    Ugh! Mustn't. Break. Teacup.
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    Thanks again for inviting me over to eat.
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    That was not eating.
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    I've seen eating.
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    What you did in there was pure chaos.
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    I would've told you I was gonna be here sooner,
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    but even I didn't know.
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    Who knew that they'd put the death
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    of Clovis's murder on that stupid One guy?
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    That One guy sounds like a **really awesome dude**!
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    Yeah, I don't get it.
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    Hey Nina!
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    Get your damn bitching ass out of this bitching helling room dammit!
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    Yes!
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    No.
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    Yes!
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    Yes, already.
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    Fine, then give me the cat and I'll do it.
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    My name?
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    Oh, uh...
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    Suzaku...
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    Yeah, Suzaku.
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    Here's the pizza and the live cat you ordered.
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    Forget about it, I've learned it's better not to ask.
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    Did you see a Rolex I lifted off some guy yesterday?
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    You better not be touching my stuff.
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    Oh hey, the pizza's here.
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    Where's the cat?
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    I told you.
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    You're not putting a cat on Nunnally's pizza.
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    Come on, she wouldn't even know the difference.
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    Something very stupid is about to happen.
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    Hey Nunnally, you hungry?
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    Oh what the?
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    That's a very bad kitty!
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    Window!
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    That pussy's got my head's protection!
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    Wow, that did not come out right.
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    You guys, I think Lelouch is in some serious trouble.
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    He went to go chase something.
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    You gotta go help him!
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    No, I'm busy.
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    Actually, this could be a great opportunity.
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    If we get whatever Lelouch is after,
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    we could probably make him do something for once.
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    Ugh, running is hard.
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    Come to daddy!
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    Ahh!
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    Well, this figures.
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    I'm supposed to be chasing pussy,
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    but instead I'm stuck in the bush.
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    Wow, what is wrong with me today?
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    Everyone listen up!
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    Whoever finds what Lelouch is after,
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    will get a big ol' kiss
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    from one of the members of the student council.
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    Creepy horse guy, to the rescue.
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    Woah, what the heck is that?
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    I don't know, but it's freaking me out!
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    Aah! Glowy eye powers, do your thing!
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    Oh my god, I think I'm blind!
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    Aah! Suzaku. what are you doing here?
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    I've come to kick ass.
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    Now let's go take care of your pussy problem.
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    Well, at least it's not just me.
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    Oh yeah, check me out! I'm Ezio, bitch!
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    Suzaku, get back here!
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    Look at me, I'm Nathan Drake.
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    Suzaku, you idiot, stop it with the obscure references
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    and help me I'm falling!
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    Soap MacTavish!
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    Great. Now I'm going to have to get that later.
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    This thing smells awful.
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    That Suzaku, is the smell of victory.
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    Well then, victory smells a lot like cat shit.
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    Yes, Suzaku.
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    Yes it does.
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    Now about that kiss.
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    Now come here you two.
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    Huh?
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    [Kiss] [Kiss]
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    Aw, gyp.
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    Double gyp.
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    Listen up everybody.
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    As king of the nation of Britannia, I'm going to
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    find the one responsible for killing Clovis,
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    and bring him to justice.
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    Bring it on old man.
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    Bring it on!
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    Episode 6 - The Smell Of Victory
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    Suzaku!
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    What?
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    Get down from there!
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    From where?
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    From the roof, Suzaku!
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    No!
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    Get down from there right now!
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    No, you're just going to punch my shins again!
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    You're damn right, I will!
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    Now get down here!
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    No!
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    Suzaku... Get down from there right now!
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    No, I'm not doing it.
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    Hey, what's going on?
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    Suzaku won't get down from the roof again.
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    Did you try threatening his shins?
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    Of course I did!
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    I got nothing.
Title:
Code MENT - Episode 6
Description:

No cats were harmed during the making of this film.

Songs (in order of appearance):

- Robot High School (In Digital Form Remix) By: MyRobotFriend

- Unstoppable VSSE - Time Crisis 3 OST

- Infested Chopper - Devil May Cry 2 OST

- Irregular Hunt 2 - Mega Man X Command Mission OST

- Breakdown - Okage Shadow King OST

- Ridin' Dirty By: Chamillionaire

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
06:18
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