1 00:00:00,615 --> 00:00:02,491 Well, if it ain't Jeremiah Gottwald. 2 00:00:02,491 --> 00:00:04,094 Guilford? What are you doing here? 3 00:00:04,094 --> 00:00:05,789 I could ask you the same question. 4 00:00:05,789 --> 00:00:06,561 Oh, this. 5 00:00:06,561 --> 00:00:07,888 I got arrested for trying to kill 6 00:00:07,888 --> 00:00:09,711 Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. 7 00:00:09,711 --> 00:00:10,489 Again? 8 00:00:10,489 --> 00:00:11,462 Yeah, I know... 9 00:00:11,462 --> 00:00:12,310 I hear you man. 10 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,355 I would've done the same thing. 11 00:00:13,355 --> 00:00:14,738 I hated "Date Movie". 12 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:17,057 Right? And "Meet the Spartans" was god-awful. 13 00:00:17,057 --> 00:00:17,896 Tell me about it. 14 00:00:17,896 --> 00:00:19,574 Anyway, I'm here to let you out. 15 00:00:19,574 --> 00:00:22,363 Kick-ass! I've only been in here for, like, 13 minutes. 16 00:00:22,363 --> 00:00:24,229 Yeah man, our court system is bullshit. 17 00:00:24,229 --> 00:00:25,490 You can get away with anything! 18 00:00:25,490 --> 00:00:27,506 Hell, I stole your watch before you got in here. 19 00:00:27,506 --> 00:00:29,108 So that's where that thing went. 20 00:00:29,108 --> 00:00:30,230 Yeah, I lost it though. 21 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,464 Dammit, that was a Rolex. 22 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:32,323 Yeah, my bad. 23 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,465 Hey, if you're here, 24 00:00:33,465 --> 00:00:35,225 does that mean Princess Cornelia's here too? 25 00:00:35,225 --> 00:00:36,016 You know it! 26 00:00:36,016 --> 00:00:36,760 So, where is she? 27 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,671 Ah, she be doing her bad guy hunting thing. 28 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:39,556 You know, people say 29 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:41,057 the life of a turret gunman sucks. 30 00:00:41,057 --> 00:00:43,007 But I'll tell you, it's days like today, 31 00:00:43,007 --> 00:00:44,430 when nothing goes wrong, 32 00:00:44,430 --> 00:00:46,096 that life is worth living. 33 00:00:48,742 --> 00:00:49,529 Boom bitch! 34 00:00:52,421 --> 00:00:53,953 It's Cornelia, fire at will! 35 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:56,641 Aw that's cute, they brought their little guns. 36 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:58,242 Let show y'all how it's done. 37 00:00:58,242 --> 00:00:59,239 Smile! 38 00:01:00,424 --> 00:01:02,432 [Theme Song Starts] 39 00:01:02,432 --> 00:01:06,435 Code Geass AbridgeMENT 40 00:01:13,666 --> 00:01:15,235 Let's whisper about the new kid. 41 00:01:15,235 --> 00:01:16,771 That sounds like a good idea. 42 00:01:16,771 --> 00:01:18,903 Come on! How do you close this thing? 43 00:01:18,903 --> 00:01:21,436 Poor kid, I bet you he's really smart too. 44 00:01:21,436 --> 00:01:22,188 Dammit. 45 00:01:22,188 --> 00:01:23,572 So that's the new kid, huh? 46 00:01:23,572 --> 00:01:24,815 Yeah, his voice is so stupid. 47 00:01:24,815 --> 00:01:26,463 I don't know anyone with a stupider voice. 48 00:01:26,463 --> 00:01:28,039 I know what you mean! 49 00:01:28,039 --> 00:01:30,436 Why do they make these things so hard to close?! 50 00:01:30,436 --> 00:01:31,518 Well I'm impressed, 51 00:01:31,518 --> 00:01:32,654 this is the first time I've met you 52 00:01:32,654 --> 00:01:33,775 without you trying to kick my head in. 53 00:01:33,775 --> 00:01:35,915 So, why did they let you out of prison, anyway? 54 00:01:35,915 --> 00:01:38,053 Apparently, if you score negative on an IQ test, 55 00:01:38,053 --> 00:01:40,154 they give you a free pass out of everything! 56 00:01:40,154 --> 00:01:41,855 You did so bad, you owe points? 57 00:01:41,993 --> 00:01:43,025 I did bad?! 58 00:01:43,025 --> 00:01:44,674 Hey Nunnally, I brought you a surprise! 59 00:01:44,828 --> 00:01:45,785 'Sup Nunnally! 60 00:01:45,785 --> 00:01:47,009 You still blind and shit? 61 00:01:47,009 --> 00:01:48,026 Oh no, not you! 62 00:01:48,026 --> 00:01:49,722 Hey Lelouch, hey Lelouch, hey Lelouch! 63 00:01:49,722 --> 00:01:50,336 What? 64 00:01:50,336 --> 00:01:51,426 You know what would suck? 65 00:01:51,426 --> 00:01:51,976 What? 66 00:01:51,976 --> 00:01:52,670 Being blind. 67 00:01:53,608 --> 00:01:54,960 You what would suck even more? 68 00:01:55,852 --> 00:01:57,176 Being blind and crippled. 69 00:01:58,499 --> 00:02:00,125 You know what would suck even more? 70 00:02:01,587 --> 00:02:02,426 Being blind and crippled 71 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,270 because your mom got shot to death. 72 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:05,013 Suzaku! 73 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,517 You're absolutely right. 74 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:11,918 Well Suzaku, it was great to have you over for dinner. 75 00:02:11,918 --> 00:02:13,510 Although, there was really no need 76 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:14,635 for you to eat all the silverware. 77 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,816 I need to be under constant supervision. 78 00:02:16,816 --> 00:02:17,967 Yeah, Suzaku's probably going to 79 00:02:17,967 --> 00:02:19,727 have go to the hospital soon. 80 00:02:19,727 --> 00:02:20,858 You're a terrible judge of character. 81 00:02:20,858 --> 00:02:22,696 I've never seen someone swallow so many forks. 82 00:02:22,696 --> 00:02:23,890 You're not worried? 83 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:25,711 Nah, this one time he ate a whole end table. 84 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:27,163 No, not about that. 85 00:02:27,163 --> 00:02:28,492 He's the one who got blamed for you 86 00:02:28,492 --> 00:02:29,443 blowing up a whole bunch of people. 87 00:02:29,443 --> 00:02:30,507 Not to mention he's part of the army. 88 00:02:30,507 --> 00:02:31,770 You know, the one that trains people to kill 89 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:33,465 other people who blow up a whole bunch of people? 90 00:02:33,465 --> 00:02:36,188 Look, I'm sure this will never come back to bite me. 91 00:02:36,188 --> 00:02:38,400 Epic Foreshadowing 92 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,124 Ugh! Mustn't. Break. Teacup. 93 00:02:41,124 --> 00:02:42,936 Thanks again for inviting me over to eat. 94 00:02:42,936 --> 00:02:44,340 That was not eating. 95 00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:45,425 I've seen eating. 96 00:02:45,425 --> 00:02:47,467 What you did in there was pure chaos. 97 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,520 I would've told you I was gonna be here sooner, 98 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:50,652 but even I didn't know. 99 00:02:50,652 --> 00:02:51,747 Who knew that they'd put the death 100 00:02:51,747 --> 00:02:54,242 of Clovis's murder on that stupid One guy? 101 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:57,014 That One guy sounds like a **really awesome dude**! 102 00:03:04,137 --> 00:03:05,032 Yeah, I don't get it. 103 00:03:05,032 --> 00:03:05,776 Hey Nina! 104 00:03:05,776 --> 00:03:09,082 Get your damn bitching ass out of this bitching helling room dammit! 105 00:03:09,082 --> 00:03:09,865 Yes! 106 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,232 No. 107 00:03:11,894 --> 00:03:12,708 Yes! 108 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:15,053 Yes, already. 109 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,452 Fine, then give me the cat and I'll do it. 110 00:03:19,144 --> 00:03:19,899 My name? 111 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:20,898 Oh, uh... 112 00:03:20,898 --> 00:03:22,783 Suzaku... 113 00:03:22,783 --> 00:03:24,026 Yeah, Suzaku. 114 00:03:24,026 --> 00:03:27,853 Here's the pizza and the live cat you ordered. 115 00:03:27,853 --> 00:03:29,915 Forget about it, I've learned it's better not to ask. 116 00:03:29,915 --> 00:03:32,150 Did you see a Rolex I lifted off some guy yesterday? 117 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:33,599 You better not be touching my stuff. 118 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:34,927 Oh hey, the pizza's here. 119 00:03:34,927 --> 00:03:35,796 Where's the cat? 120 00:03:35,796 --> 00:03:36,559 I told you. 121 00:03:36,559 --> 00:03:38,235 You're not putting a cat on Nunnally's pizza. 122 00:03:38,235 --> 00:03:40,250 Come on, she wouldn't even know the difference. 123 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,165 Something very stupid is about to happen. 124 00:03:43,011 --> 00:03:43,795 Hey Nunnally, you hungry? 125 00:03:43,795 --> 00:03:45,329 Oh what the? 126 00:03:46,344 --> 00:03:47,431 That's a very bad kitty! 127 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:52,659 Window! 128 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,428 That pussy's got my head's protection! 129 00:03:56,428 --> 00:03:58,276 Wow, that did not come out right. 130 00:03:58,276 --> 00:04:00,933 You guys, I think Lelouch is in some serious trouble. 131 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:02,448 He went to go chase something. 132 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:03,517 You gotta go help him! 133 00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:04,410 No, I'm busy. 134 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,135 Actually, this could be a great opportunity. 135 00:04:06,135 --> 00:04:07,511 If we get whatever Lelouch is after, 136 00:04:07,511 --> 00:04:09,309 we could probably make him do something for once. 137 00:04:09,309 --> 00:04:11,192 Ugh, running is hard. 138 00:04:11,192 --> 00:04:12,109 Come to daddy! 139 00:04:12,247 --> 00:04:13,005 Ahh! 140 00:04:13,697 --> 00:04:14,653 Well, this figures. 141 00:04:14,653 --> 00:04:16,009 I'm supposed to be chasing pussy, 142 00:04:16,009 --> 00:04:17,827 but instead I'm stuck in the bush. 143 00:04:17,827 --> 00:04:20,164 Wow, what is wrong with me today? 144 00:04:20,164 --> 00:04:21,015 Everyone listen up! 145 00:04:21,015 --> 00:04:22,465 Whoever finds what Lelouch is after, 146 00:04:22,465 --> 00:04:23,381 will get a big ol' kiss 147 00:04:23,381 --> 00:04:25,275 from one of the members of the student council. 148 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:27,033 Creepy horse guy, to the rescue. 149 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:27,997 Woah, what the heck is that? 150 00:04:27,997 --> 00:04:29,458 I don't know, but it's freaking me out! 151 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:32,160 Aah! Glowy eye powers, do your thing! 152 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,332 Oh my god, I think I'm blind! 153 00:04:33,332 --> 00:04:35,479 Aah! Suzaku. what are you doing here? 154 00:04:35,479 --> 00:04:37,342 I've come to kick ass. 155 00:04:37,926 --> 00:04:40,209 Now let's go take care of your pussy problem. 156 00:04:40,209 --> 00:04:41,498 Well, at least it's not just me. 157 00:04:43,636 --> 00:04:45,814 Oh yeah, check me out! I'm Ezio, bitch! 158 00:04:45,814 --> 00:04:46,946 Suzaku, get back here! 159 00:04:46,946 --> 00:04:48,359 Look at me, I'm Nathan Drake. 160 00:04:48,359 --> 00:04:50,218 Suzaku, you idiot, stop it with the obscure references 161 00:04:50,218 --> 00:04:51,376 and help me I'm falling! 162 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:52,629 Soap MacTavish! 163 00:04:52,629 --> 00:04:55,075 Great. Now I'm going to have to get that later. 164 00:04:55,075 --> 00:04:56,498 This thing smells awful. 165 00:04:56,498 --> 00:04:58,968 That Suzaku, is the smell of victory. 166 00:04:58,968 --> 00:05:01,211 Well then, victory smells a lot like cat shit. 167 00:05:01,211 --> 00:05:02,228 Yes, Suzaku. 168 00:05:02,228 --> 00:05:03,483 Yes it does. 169 00:05:03,483 --> 00:05:05,234 Now about that kiss. 170 00:05:05,234 --> 00:05:06,411 Now come here you two. 171 00:05:06,411 --> 00:05:07,042 Huh? 172 00:05:07,042 --> 00:05:07,977 [Kiss] [Kiss] 173 00:05:07,977 --> 00:05:08,617 Aw, gyp. 174 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:09,559 Double gyp. 175 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,859 Listen up everybody. 176 00:05:10,859 --> 00:05:13,641 As king of the nation of Britannia, I'm going to 177 00:05:13,641 --> 00:05:16,050 find the one responsible for killing Clovis, 178 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,641 and bring him to justice. 179 00:05:17,641 --> 00:05:18,964 Bring it on old man. 180 00:05:18,964 --> 00:05:20,519 Bring it on! 181 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:25,471 Episode 6 - The Smell Of Victory 182 00:05:26,424 --> 00:05:27,078 Suzaku! 183 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:27,578 What? 184 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:28,626 Get down from there! 185 00:05:28,626 --> 00:05:29,126 From where? 186 00:05:29,126 --> 00:05:30,328 From the roof, Suzaku! 187 00:05:30,328 --> 00:05:30,828 No! 188 00:05:30,828 --> 00:05:32,249 Get down from there right now! 189 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,994 No, you're just going to punch my shins again! 190 00:05:33,994 --> 00:05:34,940 You're damn right, I will! 191 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:36,038 Now get down here! 192 00:05:36,038 --> 00:05:36,538 No! 193 00:05:36,538 --> 00:05:38,756 Suzaku... Get down from there right now! 194 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:39,643 No, I'm not doing it. 195 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:40,713 Hey, what's going on? 196 00:05:40,713 --> 00:05:42,584 Suzaku won't get down from the roof again. 197 00:05:42,584 --> 00:05:44,106 Did you try threatening his shins? 198 00:05:44,106 --> 00:05:44,952 Of course I did! 199 00:05:45,952 --> 00:05:49,295 I got nothing.