Well, if it ain't Jeremiah Gottwald.
Guilford? What are you doing here?
I could ask you the same question.
Oh, this.
I got arrested for trying to kill
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
Again?
Yeah, I know...
I hear you man.
I would've done the same thing.
I hated "Date Movie".
Right? And "Meet the Spartans" was god-awful.
Tell me about it.
Anyway, I'm here to let you out.
Kick-ass! I've only been in here for, like, 13 minutes.
Yeah man, our court system is bullshit.
You can get away with anything!
Hell, I stole your watch before you got in here.
So that's where that thing went.
Yeah, I lost it though.
Dammit, that was a Rolex.
Yeah, my bad.
Hey, if you're here,
does that mean Princess Cornelia's here too?
You know it!
So, where is she?
Ah, she be doing her bad guy hunting thing.
You know, people say
the life of a turret gunman sucks.
But I'll tell you, it's days like today,
when nothing goes wrong,
that life is worth living.
Boom bitch!
It's Cornelia, fire at will!
Aw that's cute, they brought their little guns.
Let show y'all how it's done.
Smile!
[Theme Song Starts]
Code Geass AbridgeMENT
Let's whisper about the new kid.
That sounds like a good idea.
Come on! How do you close this thing?
Poor kid, I bet you he's really smart too.
Dammit.
So that's the new kid, huh?
Yeah, his voice is so stupid.
I don't know anyone with a stupider voice.
I know what you mean!
Why do they make these things so hard to close?!
Well I'm impressed,
this is the first time I've met you
without you trying to kick my head in.
So, why did they let you out of prison, anyway?
Apparently, if you score negative on an IQ test,
they give you a free pass out of everything!
You did so bad, you owe points?
I did bad?!
Hey Nunnally, I brought you a surprise!
'Sup Nunnally!
You still blind and shit?
Oh no, not you!
Hey Lelouch, hey Lelouch, hey Lelouch!
What?
You know what would suck?
What?
Being blind.
You what would suck even more?
Being blind and crippled.
You know what would suck even more?
Being blind and crippled
because your mom got shot to death.
Suzaku!
You're absolutely right.
Well Suzaku, it was great to have you over for dinner.
Although, there was really no need
for you to eat all the silverware.
I need to be under constant supervision.
Yeah, Suzaku's probably going to
have go to the hospital soon.
You're a terrible judge of character.
I've never seen someone swallow so many forks.
You're not worried?
Nah, this one time he ate a whole end table.
No, not about that.
He's the one who got blamed for you
blowing up a whole bunch of people.
Not to mention he's part of the army.
You know, the one that trains people to kill
other people who blow up a whole bunch of people?
Look, I'm sure this will never come back to bite me.
Epic Foreshadowing
Ugh! Mustn't. Break. Teacup.
Thanks again for inviting me over to eat.
That was not eating.
I've seen eating.
What you did in there was pure chaos.
I would've told you I was gonna be here sooner,
but even I didn't know.
Who knew that they'd put the death
of Clovis's murder on that stupid One guy?
That One guy sounds like a **really awesome dude**!
Yeah, I don't get it.
Hey Nina!
Get your damn bitching ass out of this bitching helling room dammit!
Yes!
No.
Yes!
Yes, already.
Fine, then give me the cat and I'll do it.
My name?
Oh, uh...
Suzaku...
Yeah, Suzaku.
Here's the pizza and the live cat you ordered.
Forget about it, I've learned it's better not to ask.
Did you see a Rolex I lifted off some guy yesterday?
You better not be touching my stuff.
Oh hey, the pizza's here.
Where's the cat?
I told you.
You're not putting a cat on Nunnally's pizza.
Come on, she wouldn't even know the difference.
Something very stupid is about to happen.
Hey Nunnally, you hungry?
Oh what the?
That's a very bad kitty!
Window!
That pussy's got my head's protection!
Wow, that did not come out right.
You guys, I think Lelouch is in some serious trouble.
He went to go chase something.
You gotta go help him!
No, I'm busy.
Actually, this could be a great opportunity.
If we get whatever Lelouch is after,
we could probably make him do something for once.
Ugh, running is hard.
Come to daddy!
Ahh!
Well, this figures.
I'm supposed to be chasing pussy,
but instead I'm stuck in the bush.
Wow, what is wrong with me today?
Everyone listen up!
Whoever finds what Lelouch is after,
will get a big ol' kiss
from one of the members of the student council.
Creepy horse guy, to the rescue.
Woah, what the heck is that?
I don't know, but it's freaking me out!
Aah! Glowy eye powers, do your thing!
Oh my god, I think I'm blind!
Aah! Suzaku. what are you doing here?
I've come to kick ass.
Now let's go take care of your pussy problem.
Well, at least it's not just me.
Oh yeah, check me out! I'm Ezio, bitch!
Suzaku, get back here!
Look at me, I'm Nathan Drake.
Suzaku, you idiot, stop it with the obscure references
and help me I'm falling!
Soap MacTavish!
Great. Now I'm going to have to get that later.
This thing smells awful.
That Suzaku, is the smell of victory.
Well then, victory smells a lot like cat shit.
Yes, Suzaku.
Yes it does.
Now about that kiss.
Now come here you two.
Huh?
[Kiss] [Kiss]
Aw, gyp.
Double gyp.
Listen up everybody.
As king of the nation of Britannia, I'm going to
find the one responsible for killing Clovis,
and bring him to justice.
Bring it on old man.
Bring it on!
Episode 6 - The Smell Of Victory
Suzaku!
What?
Get down from there!
From where?
From the roof, Suzaku!
No!
Get down from there right now!
No, you're just going to punch my shins again!
You're damn right, I will!
Now get down here!
No!
Suzaku... Get down from there right now!
No, I'm not doing it.
Hey, what's going on?
Suzaku won't get down from the roof again.
Did you try threatening his shins?
Of course I did!
I got nothing.