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Allison's Bachelorette Audition

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    Allison, where are you going?
    You're out of frame!
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    Hi. I'm Allison. I'm 26
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    and this is my audition tape to be
    the next Bachelorette
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    Allison: What are you doing?
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    Gaby: Your bangs were parted
    A: Okay, but now
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    I'm all frazzled, I dunno what
    I'm suppose to say
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    G: Just your name
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    A: [whines] I need a minute
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    A: My birthday's in June
    and I love Seinfeld, pizza, and money
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    There's nothing in this bowl, America
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    because I don't actually know how to cook!
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    but I do know how to clean
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    I have Obsessive Compulsive--
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    G: CUT
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    A: Should I just go again?
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    G: Yeah, maybe lose the
    part about mental illness
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    A: [sighs]
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    This is my main friend, Gaby
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    She wanted me to audition
    for the Bachelorette
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    So I would have something to do
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    See, she's so beautiful!
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    People always think we're a couple
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    That's probably why guys never ask me out
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    G: Allison!
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    A: I mean, guys ask me out
    all of the time
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    and I have a bunch of other friends
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    Was it obvious that I was lying?
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    G: Yeahhh...
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    A: Oh! I didn't see you there
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    I guess now's a good time to tell you
    that I love to read
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    G: Allison, you have to put the water on
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    A: What, no! Then my hair
    will get messed up
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    G: You can't shower with no water
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    What does that say about you?
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    A: I don't know!
    That I have nice shoulders?
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    A: Gaby!
    G: I'm turning the water on!
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    A: No Gaby NO
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    Do we have any pictures where
    I look better than you?
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    Mon-ey, money
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    I love being outside when it's not
    too hot or too cold
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    75 is great for me!
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    G: Allison, this is the bathing suit shot
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    A: No, they can tell that I'm wearing one
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    OH MY GOD, A DOG
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    DID YOU GET HIM?!
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    You missed him.
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    Now I'm gonna have to
    show my small breasts
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    G: You look good
    You look like a little housewife
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    A: No, I want a new braid
    I need a new braid
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    I'm really close with my family
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    I call them multiple times a day
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    G: AHEM
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    A: I mean [struggle]
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    Only when I have time in between
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    working out, hanging out with my friends
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    ...and boating
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    G: Boating?!
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    A: You told me to pick something
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    people do for fun
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    G: And to you, it's boating?
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    A: Who has a bowl this big?
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    PLEASE, GABY. NO!
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    [screams]
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    I quit! I'm not America's sweetheart!
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    G: [sighs] we paid you for
    the whole day, right?
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    Hello, ladies. I'm Gaby.
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    I'm 27, and I'd like to be
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    your Bachelor
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    Nobody likes wet bangs...
Title:
Allison's Bachelorette Audition
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:04

English subtitles

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