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[music]
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[Narrator]
Good evening, kiddies.
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Once upon a time, little red riding hood
was skipping through the woods,
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She was going to her grandmother's house,
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to take grandma a basket of nice goodies.
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But, waiting in the woods
was a mean, old, wolf,
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ready to pounce upon
poor little red riding hood.
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[Wolf]
Oh stop it!
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[imitating narrator]
Waiting in the woods was a mean old wolf,
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ready to pounce on poor red riding hood.
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I'm fed up with that sissy stuff! It's the
same old story over and over!
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If you can't do this thing
a new way bud, I quit!
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[Red Riding Hood] Me too! Every cartoon
studio in Hollywood has done it this way.
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[Grandma]
Yes, I'm plenty sick of it myself.
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[characters arguing]
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[Narrator]
OK! OK! Alright!
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We'll do the story a new way!
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[music]
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Once upon a time there was a wolf.
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[whistling]
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[howling]
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Then there was grandma's house.
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And the Grandma.
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Hiya cousin? what's poppin?
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Now, little red riding hood worked
in a Hollywood nightclub.
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And the wolf was hot on her trail.
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[tires screeching]
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Cigarettes? Cigarettes?
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King size? King size?