[music]
[Narrator] Good evening, kiddies.
Once upon a time, little red riding hood was skipping through the woods,
She was going to her grandmother's house,
to take grandma a basket of nice goodies.
But, waiting in the woods was a mean, old, wolf,
ready to pounce upon poor little red riding hood.
[Wolf] Oh stop it!
[imitating narrator] Waiting in the woods was a mean old wolf,
ready to pounce on poor red riding hood.
I'm fed up with that sissy stuff! It's the same old story over and over!
If you can't do this thing a new way bud, I quit!
[Red Riding Hood] Me too! Every cartoon studio in Hollywood has done it this way.
[Grandma] Yes, I'm plenty sick of it myself.
[characters arguing]
[Narrator] OK! OK! Alright!
We'll do the story a new way!
[music]
Once upon a time there was a wolf.
[whistling]
[howling]
Then there was grandma's house.
And the Grandma.
Hiya cousin? what's poppin?
Now, little red riding hood worked in a Hollywood nightclub.
And the wolf was hot on her trail.
[tires screeching]
Cigarettes? Cigarettes?
King size? King size?