Amici miei - Torre di Pisa

La zingarata.

Tower service

- Get out of the way! Attention, unsafe tower!

Move out! Move out!
- Clear up the way, yellow flag!

Imminent danger! tapioca therapy with the gobbledygook quarantine.

- Holy Mary, The bubble is at 170°.

Imminent collapse! Imminent collapse!

- Leave the tower, don't panic

- Attention, safety zone, step back!

We set up the barriers, don't cross the barriers!

- Don't panic, orderly walk down

- Leave the tower, step down from the tower

- Volunteers for the poles, come on!
- Evacuate!

All fit and unfit men at the poles!

I take care of the ropes

Quick! Let's make emergency teams

Come on! Every second counts

Five men per pole, support the west side

Five more for the second pole

Come on for the third pole, volunteers of all nationalities

Ladies and gentlemen, leave the leaning side!

Come on, support it, vertically

Very well, second pole there, very good

Get out of the tower! Evacuate! Run down but without making it vibrate!

Slowly, slowly, tiptoe

you Japanese as well.

Yukudi, yukudi, sayonara.

More teams, come on! On the other side, at the ropes, at the cables!

All of you with me, on the east side.

- Drop it!
- Careful, I drop the rope.

Those who are not working should leave the square. There, take it!

Make a chain

- Attention to the second rope!

Pull, pull to death!

You, brave kamikaze, come here! Come on this side.

All here, support the base, straight arms

Push, very well.

- it's the last one, I don't have more.

Hold on, it's an absolute emergency, we are waiting for the army, Tower Corps.

Pull strongly, the tower is World Heritage.

- What's happening?

- What's happening? Don't you see how it is leaning, do you think it's normal? Pull, pull!

Stop there, you make a balance weight.

There is the Tower Corps!

- Let's go! Let's go!
- Oh, the police!

- Wait!
- Wait for me!

Hey, I'm leaving!

- Hey, but where are you going?

- To Bologna, to the Asinelli tower, that one too...

- Hey, where did they go?

- To Bologna