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City Syndrome - Foil Arms and Hog

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    Does anyone know what Stockholm Syndrome is ?
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    Yes, it's when a hostage develops feelings
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    of affection or love
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    for their captors
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    It's weird that they named it
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    after a city isn't it?
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    Not really, loads of syndromes
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    are named after cities
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    There's London syndrome,
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    where people develop feelings of
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    affection and love
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    for landlords
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    that are shafting them with
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    high rents
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    Dublin syndrome, where you develop
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    a bond of affection
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    with a barman
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    who's slowly killing you
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    Oh Dehli syndrome
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    where you develop a love
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    for a food
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    that can physically burn you
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    Exactly, and Prague syndrome
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    where you grow to love
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    all the money coming in
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    from Stag parties that are
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    literally puking
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    in the streets of your beautiful
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    historic city
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    Ahh.....
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    What's the one where you think
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    it's warmer out than it actually is
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    and you end up wearing less
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    than you should?
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    That's Newcastle syndrome.
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    Oh yeah...
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    There's also a Paris syndrome
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    where you pretend
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    you can't speak English
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    Qatar syndrome
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    where you pretend you like football
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    Nepal syndrome
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    where you can't stand social climbers
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    Vatican City syndrome
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    where you can't stop pontificating
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    Boston syndrome
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    where you think you're Irish
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    Gibraltor syndrome
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    where you're not sure if you're
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    English or Spanish
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    Shoreditch syndrome,
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    where you think you're cool
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    Isn't there a Brooklyn syndrome?
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    Yeah, that's when you spend
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    loads of money trying to
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    make it look like you're poor
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    So there's a Stockholm syndrome...
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    Is there a Malmo syndrome?
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    Yes...
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    That's when you want a syndrome
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    named after your city
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    but you can't think of a good one
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    So why are you asking about
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    Stockholm syndrome anyway?
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    Ah, no reason...
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    Hey,
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    Any chance you guys are gonna
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    let me go today?
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    Not unless they pay the ransom
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    Alright...
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    Love you guys.
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Title:
City Syndrome - Foil Arms and Hog
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01:47

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