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Getting Past Austrian Immigration

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    Hello
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    Before granting you entry to Austria
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    I just have a few simple questions
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    First
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    What do tourists visiting Austria
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    find very hard to get over?
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    The Alps
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    Correct
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    How do you say goodbye in Austria?
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    So long
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    farewell
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    auf wiedersehen
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    goodbye
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    Correct
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    Which famous Austrian waltz
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    is known for its playful tone and contrasting expressions?
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    Christoph Waltz
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    Yes now
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    Name the capital of Austria
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    Uh...
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    Vienna
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    Correct
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    How do you order a coffee in Vienna
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    Quickly or not at all
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    Why do Austrians have such enormous balls?
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    Because they love to waltz
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    Yeah they do
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    How do you count to three in Austria?
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    one two three
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    Yes
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    Which crime carries the biggest sentence in Vienna?
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    Running your washing machine
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    on a Sunday
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    Don't do it
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    Finish the following lyric...
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    The hills are alive with...
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    Rising temperatures
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    dwindling snowfall
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    soil erosion
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    and forest fires
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    Correct
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    When you are in a rush in Austria
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    what is a common farewell?
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    Get to the choppa!
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    Yes
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    In Austria what is the term used for
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    unconsciously drinking from somebody else's glass of wine?
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    Freudian sip
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    Yes
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    Now please before we go
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    tell me about your mothers
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    Really?
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    Yeah it's for the Visa form
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    Oh sorry
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    Hold on I will get Mateus
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    Matues come here please
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    Oh he is too far away
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    I will have to use Opera
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    Mateus
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    Doomdah
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    Thank you very much
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    We are Foil Arms and Hog and we are coming to Vienna
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    We got two shows in Vienna this October
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    and uh
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    if you don't come along
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    we'll be very disappointed
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    this would have been a huge waste of time
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    Yeah
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    we got lots of shows all around Europe the US
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    and at the moment we are in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
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    for the whole month
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    Doomdah
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Title:
Getting Past Austrian Immigration
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Foil Arms and Hog Official Subtitling Legends
Duration:
01:57

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