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Hello
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Before granting you entry to Austria
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I just have a few simple questions
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First
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What do tourists visiting Austria
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find very hard to get over?
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The Alps
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Correct
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How do you say goodbye in Austria?
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So long
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farewell
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auf wiedersehen
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goodbye
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Correct
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Which famous Austrian waltz
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is known for its playful tone and contrasting expressions?
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Christoph Waltz
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Yes now
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Name the capital of Austria
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Uh...
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Vienna
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Correct
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How do you order a coffee in Vienna
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Quickly or not at all
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Why do Austrians have such enormous balls?
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Because they love to waltz
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Yeah they do
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How do you count to three in Austria?
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one two three
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Yes
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Which crime carries the biggest sentence in Vienna?
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Running your washing machine
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on a Sunday
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Don't do it
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Finish the following lyric...
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The hills are alive with...
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Rising temperatures
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dwindling snowfall
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soil erosion
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and forest fires
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Correct
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When you are in a rush in Austria
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what is a common farewell?
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Get to the choppa!
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Yes
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In Austria what is the term used for
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unconsciously drinking from somebody else's glass of wine?
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Freudian sip
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Yes
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Now please before we go
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tell me about your mothers
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Really?
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Yeah it's for the Visa form
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Oh sorry
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Hold on I will get Mateus
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Matues come here please
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Oh he is too far away
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I will have to use Opera
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Mateus
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Doomdah
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Thank you very much
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We are Foil Arms and Hog and we are coming to Vienna
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We got two shows in Vienna this October
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and uh
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if you don't come along
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we'll be very disappointed
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this would have been a huge waste of time
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Yeah
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we got lots of shows all around Europe the US
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and at the moment we are in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
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for the whole month
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Doomdah
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