Hello
Before granting you entry to Austria
I just have a few simple questions
First
What do tourists visiting Austria
find very hard to get over?
The Alps
Correct
How do you say goodbye in Austria?
So long
farewell
auf wiedersehen
goodbye
Correct
Which famous Austrian waltz
is known for its playful tone and contrasting expressions?
Christoph Waltz
Yes now
Name the capital of Austria
Uh...
Vienna
Correct
How do you order a coffee in Vienna
Quickly or not at all
Why do Austrians have such enormous balls?
Because they love to waltz
Yeah they do
How do you count to three in Austria?
one two three
Yes
Which crime carries the biggest sentence in Vienna?
Running your washing machine
on a Sunday
Don't do it
Finish the following lyric...
The hills are alive with...
Rising temperatures
dwindling snowfall
soil erosion
and forest fires
Correct
When you are in a rush in Austria
what is a common farewell?
Get to the choppa!
Yes
In Austria what is the term used for
unconsciously drinking from somebody else's glass of wine?
Freudian sip
Yes
Now please before we go
tell me about your mothers
Really?
Yeah it's for the Visa form
Oh sorry
Hold on I will get Mateus
Matues come here please
Oh he is too far away
I will have to use Opera
Mateus
Doomdah
Thank you very much
We are Foil Arms and Hog and we are coming to Vienna
We got two shows in Vienna this October
and uh
if you don't come along
we'll be very disappointed
this would have been a huge waste of time
Yeah
we got lots of shows all around Europe the US
and at the moment we are in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
for the whole month
Doomdah