TERRACE HOUSE TOKYO 2019-2020 山チャンネル Vol.30「ケニったな」

【山チャンネル】Netflix公式チャンネル独占公開！山里亮太（南海キャンディーズ）による『TERRACE HOUSE TOKYO 2019-2020』第30話の本編スペシャル解説。
突如、謝罪からスタートした今週の山チャンネル。謝罪の理由は「プロ意識が欠けていた」とのことで、愛華へのイライラが原因だという山ちゃん。ネットの“消火活動”に勤しむ愛華を見て一喝し、さらに凌をあえて「パパ」と呼びしながらふざける姿には怒り心頭！愛華の“戦略”に翻弄されている様子。一方で、ビビと凌の関係は、山ちゃんの不安が的中。相手のことを思いやるように見せて、実は自分が周りの目を気にしているだけの状態（＝ケニー状態）として、まさに“ケニった”と見られる凌は、今後山ちゃんの敵になること間違いなし！花とビビの気持ちを代弁してか、山ちゃんの口撃も止まりません。そんな今回の怒りから、「ターゲットは自分で仕留めたい」と強く希望する山ちゃん。ついには、視聴者の皆さんによる口撃の停止を求めます！果たして山ちゃんは、狙い通りにターゲットを仕留めることができるのか！？

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Not again!

Not this pattern again!

[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]

Ah, drink! Drink! Drink!

GO GO GO GO GO

Big brother, that's not
how you do it right?

[Yama-chan talks about everything.]

Hello, my name is Yamasato Ryota and
you are watching Yama-channel.

It is now the 30th episode of Yama-channel.

Um...

First, I have a few things
to apologize for...

My professional integrity
has been compromised.

Even though it is my job to state my
opinions in the commentary track...

It is truly pathetic.

I stayed silent in the face of a
truly despicable character.

Absolutely pathetic.

Surely, the producers of this show are saying.

"This is the perfect moment for
Yama-chan to say something!"

"It's Yama-chan!
I'm sure he'll say something!"

"This is the perfect Yama-moment!"

Yes, even I notice
those Yama-moments...

To the point of it physically hurting.

Surely this is a sign from everyone
saying, "Go Yama-chan!"

But!

Even though I knew that.

I, a professional, was overcome
with such disgust that...

Even I couldn't push through
that disgust and speak my mind.

Where was that? Try to find it!

Pause this video for one second.

On the commentary track!
Try to find it!

I was clearly not speaking!

It makes me so pissed off.

We needed to address
that fact first today.

Anyways, today.

Well, it's alright.

Yama-channel is just a place where
I can say whatever I want.

My own personal beliefs...

That I hate this or hate that...

And you say it's boring?

Have it your way!

Believe what you want, you idiot!

Anyways, moving on to Emika.

She's employing
the same tactics this week. Right?

Stop using the broadcasts to try to
quell the internet flaming, alright?

"Oh I'm often told that I look like I am
very experienced with guys, but I'm not"

Saying stuff like that to Tupas to
try to stop the internet flaming.

He's not an idiot, alright?

So, she received the hand cream and
towel set from Tupas, right?

The whole "I am so happy that I received
such a present" and...

the way she "tried" really hard to pay
for the meal instead of getting treated,

she's trying really hard to quell the flames.

It's so boring! I was silent the entire time.

But you know.

I was the most quiet during the...

Remember Kai's t-shirt from the stand-up?

Emika was saying "Yeah, that t-shirt was so cute"

Then she says...

"Daddy, buy it for me."

Then Ryo says...

"Why would I buy it for you?
Buy it yourself."

Then she says...

"Daddy, treat me to BBQ."

Yes, this was a Yama-moment.

I am terribly sorry
to all the producers involved.

You probably thought,
"What is Yama-chan doing?"

Pathetic.

I was so beside myself
that I couldn't speak.

What's so annoying, you ask?

By saying something like that there...

It's as if she is replying to the internet users.

The same users that were saying...

how she probably has
other sugar daddies...

who take her to BBQ as if it's expected,
who treat her like the princess she is.

She is basically saying to those users,

"Hey I'm already over you guys,
look at me laughing."

Something to that effect?

It was so obvious to me, I hated it.

So she is basically saying
something like...

"To the people who thought low of me,
your words mean nothing to me."

"I was just saying it as a joke.
Why are you getting so upset?"

"Are you stupid?"

Wouldn't you agree that she's
saying something like that?

That's what I thought.

Like, "Oh, it was all just a joke but
everyone is taking is so serious, oh no."

And at the very very end,
just in case, she's like...

"I've been going to too many
expensive restaurants lately."

"And ever since the whole
sushi at Ginza thing..."

"I'm also okay with more
reasonable places like Gyu-kaku."

Gyu-kaku is also a reputable place!

Don't you dare look down on it.

I don't remember anything else from today.

Oh wait!

There was this one thing.

Ah!

That's right.

Now's not the time to be dwelling...

On the person trying to
quell the internet flames...

Ryo-kun.

You've gone and done it!

You've pulled a Kenny.

You're doing a Kenny!

That's exactly what you're doing!

This was what I was most afraid of.

If Hana is not your type, or...

if you don't like someone
then that's too bad.

There's nothing that can
be done about that.

We thought maybe Hana wasn't his type.

But!

Didn't you go for Vivi quite aggressively?

Right?

And you're grinning like crazy because
she is showing signs that she likes you.

But you never said a "Yes" or "No."

Constantly going in and
out of the "gray zone."

Just barely touching her with
the back of your hand.

Like a pervert in the subway
who is trying to run away.

Touching her like that constantly.

It's so suspicious!

But consider Hana's perspective!

Maybe it's thoughtfulness towards Hana.
Maybe you thought that she would feel bad.

But that's wrong.

Even you. All you care about is how
you are perceived by others.

That's not good, man.

If I'm wrong, then please
stop being like this.

Everyone is saying I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

But watching a movie on a tiny monitor.

Sharing a pair of earphones.

Putting your head by her hips.

Isn't that good enough?

Isn't it good?

Isn't it good?

It's very very good!

She has her own dreams.

You went so far as to say you didn't
want her to give up on her dreams.

Only making yourself look nice.

Don't you take pity on the girls?

Yes I understand you want
to focus on sports.

But once you're in this area with someone.

Let's stop acting that way, right?

Otherwise, isn't it unfair
for Hana and Vivi?

I couldn't bear to see this.

Anyhow, if it's possible...

This rage inside of me...

I want everyone to taste it
and get a good feel of it.

So everyone.

If it's possible...

Take all of your flame and hatred...

Towards the members...

And bottle it up inside.

Is that okay?

And I can take that
energy little by little...

Gather it all from everybody...

And as soon as these guys mess up...

I'll release that collective
energy for everyone at once.

So please stop attacking these guys.

Otherwise, I cannot
deliver the finishing blow.

I want to be the one to finish them off.

I hate them the most in all of
Terrace House history.

Please let me do this.

So please, until then,
hold out on your attacks.

I. I will deliver the final blow!

[Translated by min]
[Timed and Reviewed by koma]