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I've been anticipating
this since Freshman year and now...
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Prom is the last place I want to be.
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(shrieking)
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(Riley) I know I tried
everything I could to save her.
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It's just...I can't
help but feel responsible.
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If I am meant to help people,
if I am meant to be
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some kind of "super hero"...
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I sure am a shitty one.
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(Jay) It's not your fault.
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Look at me.
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You tried everything you could.
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Now I want you to stop
feeling sorry for yourself
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and try to enjoy tonight, okay?
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Good.
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-Okay, I'm really sorry about Quinn.
-Quinn? Who?
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Kara's date?
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Damn it, I can't even keep
track of it anymore.
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Quinn was originally your date.
He's a closet gay who asked you
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out to Prom over a cigarette.
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Oh! This whole time travel alternate
reality bullshit is really confusing!
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I know.
I'm sorry.
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Look, don't worry about that.
We'll figure it out.
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Now, I wanna see you smile,
like you're having a good time, okay?
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-What would you like to do first, m'lady?
-I need a drink.
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A drink it is!
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Having a good time?
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-Hey, check out Quinn.
-(Jay) Sweet black baby Jesus.
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That stud muffin was supposed
to be my prom date?
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Huh...wow...since I know
it was a sure thing,
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I should probably go over there
and introduce myself, shouldn't I?
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Get it, girl.
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Hey there, handsome.
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Maybe you could save me a dance?
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Sorry, buddy, but...I
play with the other team.
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You're kidding me, right?
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-I never said thank you.
-For what?
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-For saying yes to prom.
-Oh! Of course.
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Thank you for asking
in such a thoughtful way.
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That was my plan,
to ask you in such a nice way
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that "no" wouldn't even
be an option. (nervous laugh)
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Well, it works...it
certainly put me on the spot.
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No, no, no, seriously...I'm sorry.
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I wanted to ask you in a nice way
but not guilt you into saying "yes".
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No, not at all.
It was sweet, really.
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-Do you want to go on a stroll with me?
-Sure.
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So...you're trying to tell
me that you're straight?
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Yeah, that's right.
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There's no way!
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Okay, well, thank you so much because
this conversation has helped me immensely!
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-Okay, now you're just lying to yourself.
-Well, I'm gonna lie to myself over there.
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How're you holding up?
-
I know it must be weird with...
you know, Angela.
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Thank god!
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Everyone's been telling
me just forget about it, you know?
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But I can't.
Just feels so wrong.
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You know, I can't believe
they didn't cancel even Prom.
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It's like everyone's
priorities are all out of wack.
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-(Jay) Just admit that you're gay!
-No, I'm not!
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-Yes, you are!
-Oh, I'm so sorry!
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Let me get you something.
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(Jay) I can see it in
your queer, queer eyes!
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-(Quinn) What does that even mean?
-(Jay sighs)
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(beeping)
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(explosion)
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(beeping)
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(Riley) Let me get you something...
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(Jay) You're just lying to yourself.
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(Trevor) A drink it is!
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What would you like to do first, m'lady?
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What? M'lady!
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(coughing)
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(beeping)
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(groans)
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(dialing phone)
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(dispatcher) 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
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There's a bomb
at Benjamin Parker High School!
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(dispatcher) When's
the bomb going to explode?
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(Riley) Uh...less than three minutes!
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(dispatcher) Please hold.
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(beeping)
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(dispatcher) Thank you for holding.
Officers have been dispatched
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-and are on their way.
-Are they going to have enough time
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to destroy the bomb?
I mean, shouldn't I be trying
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-to evacuate people?!
-(dispatcher) Miss...miss...
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(dispatcher) I'm going to have
to ask you to calm down.
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-(dispatcher) What kind of bomb is it?
-(Riley) I don't know!
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(dispatcher) Did you
place the bomb, ma'am?
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Are you fucking kidding me?!
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(dispatcher) Ma'am,
why did you place the bomb?
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-UGH!
-(beeping continues)
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UGGGH! I am so bad under pressure.
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-This is really stupid.
-(beeping)
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(exhales) Think...think.
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I need more time.
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Are you okay?
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In an hour and a half I'm
gonna find a bomb at the school!
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Let's go.
-
Here!
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So in the next hour someone's
gonna put a bomb here.
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Prom's not for another hour, Brown.
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Well, you know, I just wanted to make
sure that my dress matched the school.
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(sighs) Girls.
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So what do we do now?
Call the cops?
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And tell them about a bomb
that doesn't exist yet?
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Alright, we can't afford
to just stop the bomb.
-
If the person behind it
really wants to, they'll try again
-
when they have the chance.
And if they do, and we don't know about it,
-
well, I don't want to think about that.
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So we have to find out who
puts it here and turn them in
-
and that's the way we know
we're safe in the future, for sure!
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Damn...wow. Yeah, you're good at this.
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(whispers) Alright, Dr. Who...now what?
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(beeping commences)
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