I've been anticipating this since Freshman year and now...
Prom is the last place I want to be.
(shrieking)
(Riley) I know I tried everything I could to save her.
It's just...I can't help but feel responsible.
If I am meant to help people, if I am meant to be
some kind of "super hero"...
I sure am a shitty one.
(Jay) It's not your fault.
Look at me.
You tried everything you could.
Now I want you to stop feeling sorry for yourself
and try to enjoy tonight, okay?
Good.
-Okay, I'm really sorry about Quinn. -Quinn? Who?
Kara's date?
Damn it, I can't even keep track of it anymore.
Quinn was originally your date. He's a closet gay who asked you
out to Prom over a cigarette.
Oh! This whole time travel alternate reality bullshit is really confusing!
I know. I'm sorry.
Look, don't worry about that. We'll figure it out.
Now, I wanna see you smile, like you're having a good time, okay?
-What would you like to do first, m'lady? -I need a drink.
A drink it is!
Having a good time?
-Hey, check out Quinn. -(Jay) Sweet black baby Jesus.
That stud muffin was supposed to be my prom date?
Huh...wow...since I know it was a sure thing,
I should probably go over there and introduce myself, shouldn't I?
Get it, girl.
Hey there, handsome.
Maybe you could save me a dance?
Sorry, buddy, but...I play with the other team.
You're kidding me, right?
-I never said thank you. -For what?
-For saying yes to prom. -Oh! Of course.
Thank you for asking in such a thoughtful way.
That was my plan, to ask you in such a nice way
that "no" wouldn't even be an option. (nervous laugh)
Well, it works...it certainly put me on the spot.
No, no, no, seriously...I'm sorry.
I wanted to ask you in a nice way but not guilt you into saying "yes".
No, not at all. It was sweet, really.
-Do you want to go on a stroll with me? -Sure.
So...you're trying to tell me that you're straight?
Yeah, that's right.
There's no way!
Okay, well, thank you so much because this conversation has helped me immensely!
-Okay, now you're just lying to yourself. -Well, I'm gonna lie to myself over there.
How're you holding up?
I know it must be weird with... you know, Angela.
Thank god!
Everyone's been telling me just forget about it, you know?
But I can't. Just feels so wrong.
You know, I can't believe they didn't cancel even Prom.
It's like everyone's priorities are all out of wack.
-(Jay) Just admit that you're gay! -No, I'm not!
-Yes, you are! -Oh, I'm so sorry!
Let me get you something.
(Jay) I can see it in your queer, queer eyes!
-(Quinn) What does that even mean? -(Jay sighs)
(beeping)
(explosion)
(beeping)
(Riley) Let me get you something...
(Jay) You're just lying to yourself.
(Trevor) A drink it is!
What would you like to do first, m'lady?
What? M'lady!
(coughing)
(beeping)
(groans)
(dialing phone)
(dispatcher) 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
There's a bomb at Benjamin Parker High School!
(dispatcher) When's the bomb going to explode?
(Riley) Uh...less than three minutes!
(dispatcher) Please hold.
(beeping)
(dispatcher) Thank you for holding. Officers have been dispatched
-and are on their way. -Are they going to have enough time
to destroy the bomb? I mean, shouldn't I be trying
-to evacuate people?! -(dispatcher) Miss...miss...
(dispatcher) I'm going to have to ask you to calm down.
-(dispatcher) What kind of bomb is it? -(Riley) I don't know!
(dispatcher) Did you place the bomb, ma'am?
Are you fucking kidding me?!
(dispatcher) Ma'am, why did you place the bomb?
-UGH! -(beeping continues)
UGGGH! I am so bad under pressure.
-This is really stupid. -(beeping)
(exhales) Think...think.
I need more time.
Are you okay?
In an hour and a half I'm gonna find a bomb at the school!
Let's go.
Here!
So in the next hour someone's gonna put a bomb here.
Prom's not for another hour, Brown.
Well, you know, I just wanted to make sure that my dress matched the school.
(sighs) Girls.
So what do we do now? Call the cops?
And tell them about a bomb that doesn't exist yet?
Alright, we can't afford to just stop the bomb.
If the person behind it really wants to, they'll try again
when they have the chance. And if they do, and we don't know about it,
well, I don't want to think about that.
So we have to find out who puts it here and turn them in
and that's the way we know we're safe in the future, for sure!
Damn...wow. Yeah, you're good at this.
(whispers) Alright, Dr. Who...now what?
(beeping commences)
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