El Columpio Ariadna Gil y Coque Malla Director Álvaro Fernández Armero :)
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0:00 - 0:03[Beeps.]
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0:09 - 0:40[Music.]
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1:04 - 1:05Everything is a lie.
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1:06 - 1:09I'm sick of cynicism,
of crappy facades, -
1:09 - 1:11of edgy tarts
and slobbering bozos. -
1:13 - 1:15How simple it would be
to clarify everything. -
1:18 - 1:20"Hi. I've been watching you.
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1:20 - 1:23I think you have a nice smile,
and a great body. -
1:23 - 1:25I'd love to spend the night
with you. -
1:26 - 1:29If everything goes well, I could
love you for the rest of my life." -
1:30 - 1:31That would be easy.
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1:32 - 1:34But no, the opposite always happens.
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1:38 - 1:39"Hi.
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1:40 - 1:41What's your name?"
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1:41 - 1:43"My name is Adela and I'm bitter.
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1:43 - 1:45I'm sick of pigs like you.
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1:45 - 1:47So if you don't mind,
get lost." -
1:48 - 1:50I ask her name, and
for that, I'm a pig. -
1:51 - 1:52How disgusting.
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2:00 - 2:02Another night sleeping alone.
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2:03 - 2:04I'm so sick of it.
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2:05 - 2:08On top of that, fat Anna
is turning purple. -
2:10 - 2:12The worst part is not
sleeping alone, -
2:12 - 2:15but waking up with no one
to make me breakfast. -
2:18 - 2:21It's very hard to be romantic
and a nympho at the same time. -
2:22 - 2:24Self confidence.
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2:24 - 2:26That is the key.
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2:26 - 2:29Only problem is, finding
the right balance. -
2:30 - 2:33I can act self assured,
but will they notice? -
2:34 - 2:36Is it a question of sparks?
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2:37 - 2:39If it were, that chick
would be burning. -
2:53 - 2:55I like watching him.
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2:56 - 2:58I could fall in love with him
at one glance. -
3:00 - 3:03Anna's cow will think it's bullshit.
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3:03 - 3:05But, I know that look.
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3:06 - 3:07She has no idea.
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3:08 - 3:10Why can't you pick up
my vibes? -
3:12 - 3:14[Music]
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3:16 - 3:18He looks like a teddy bear.
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3:20 - 3:22A teddy bear...I would not mind
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3:23 - 3:24sleeping with.
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3:27 - 3:29Red lips drive me crazy.
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3:31 - 3:34Anyway, you will have a
made to order boyfriend, -
3:34 - 3:35That's all.
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3:37 - 3:39He's pretty attractive.
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3:39 - 3:42Seems like a good guy.
Has a good personality. -
3:42 - 3:44The personality is crucial.
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3:46 - 3:48Would he be good in bed?
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3:49 - 3:52She's making my motor run.
Just has to wear a garter belt. -
3:52 - 3:55I'm already in love.
I'm infatuated. -
3:55 - 3:57Why am I always getting boners?
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3:57 - 3:59If she only knew I'm on fire for her.
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4:00 - 4:02I can't do this any more.
Come to mama. -
4:02 - 4:03What?
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4:05 - 4:06If she'd only look at me.
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4:07 - 4:09All I have left is masturbation,
or suicide. -
4:10 - 4:12Of course, no one facing that
choice picks suicide. -
4:15 - 4:18Buddy, why can't you figure it out?
Come closer. -
4:19 - 4:22Nevermind, forget it. Forget it.
Don't look, don't look. -
4:23 - 4:25The important thing now
is to choose which porno. -
4:25 - 4:28Maybe the one about the hooker
with the huge tits. -
4:35 - 4:38Pardon, Mr. Teddy Bear.
Got a light? -
4:39 - 4:42Missed my chance. Why did I
quit smoking? What a bitch. -
4:44 - 4:45Nope, no way.
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4:45 - 4:49I love you, although tonight
I go to bed with a hooker. -
4:50 - 4:52On top of it all, I'm an idiot.
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4:52 - 4:54That bastard, doesn't he have a clue?
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4:55 - 4:57How did I become such an asshole?
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4:57 - 4:59I'm stupid.
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4:59 - 5:00I'm a coward.
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5:01 - 5:01Autistic.
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5:02 - 5:03Subhuman.
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5:03 - 5:03Repressed.
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5:04 - 5:04Gay.
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5:05 - 5:06Well, that's that.
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5:07 - 5:08I'm going to find out.
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5:09 - 5:16[Music.]
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5:16 - 5:19How horrible. What a shame.
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5:21 - 5:22He smells good.
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5:22 - 5:25That's what I was missing.
Going away makes things better. -
5:25 - 5:27That hair, those eyes, that ass.
That everything. -
5:27 - 5:29Come on, come on.
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5:29 - 5:31Not talking, not talking.
But what do I say? -
5:31 - 5:33I'm cold, I'm cold.
I feel nothing. -
5:34 - 5:36Let's see. "How are you?
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5:36 - 5:38What's your name?
Where are you going?" -
5:38 - 5:41"My name is Mayte, and I want
to take you to the garden." -
5:41 - 5:44Since I saw you, you're the only
woman for me. -
5:44 - 5:45I love the way you walk.
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5:45 - 5:47Do you snore?
I read in bed and wear men's pajamas. -
5:47 - 5:48I like cereal for breakfast.
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5:48 - 5:51I'm a secretary, but always wanted
to be a ballerina. -
5:51 - 5:53I hate people who wear sweats on a Sunday.
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5:53 - 5:55All my panties are black. Do you wear
boxers? -
5:55 - 5:58Do you know the Big Bang Theory?
- I'm allergic to dogs. -
5:58 - 5:59What will we name our son?
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5:59 - 6:01[Train whistle.]
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6:01 - 6:05[Tense music.]
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6:06 - 6:07Shit, I have to go now.
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6:08 - 6:12[Tense music.]
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6:12 - 6:13[Brakes screech.]
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6:14 - 6:15Stay or go?
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6:15 - 6:17[Tense music.]
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6:18 - 6:19What do I do?
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6:19 - 6:20Why doesn't he move?
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6:20 - 6:22Follow me, follow me.
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6:22 - 6:23[Automatic doors open.]
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6:24 - 6:26Don't go. Stay with me.
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6:26 - 6:28Come on. Come on.
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6:29 - 6:31Boarding?
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6:31 - 6:33What are you waiting for?
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6:34 - 6:37[Pensive music.]
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6:37 - 6:39What else do you want to know?
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6:40 - 6:42[Music, increasing.]
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6:42 - 6:43[Train whistle.]
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6:43 - 6:44My life.
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6:44 - 6:45My love!
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6:48 - 6:49[Doors slam.]
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6:50 - 6:50No!
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6:51 - 6:52Nooo!!
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6:55 - 7:04[Romantic music.]
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7:05 - 7:08I want you. Some day, we'll
start a family. -
7:09 - 7:11I will wait for you always, my love.
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7:12 - 7:13Forever.
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7:13 - 7:48[Romantic music]
- Title:
- El Columpio Ariadna Gil y Coque Malla Director Álvaro Fernández Armero :)
- Video Language:
- Spanish
- Team:
- Film & TV
- Duration:
- 08:48
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