Muhammad Was a Sex Addict! (Fun Islamic Fact #8)

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Sahih al-bukhari
Number 5068:

Narrated Anas:

The Prophet used to go round
(have sexual relations with)

all his wives in one night,
and he had nine wives.

Sahih al-Bukhari
Number 5215:

Narrated Anas bin Malik,

The Prophet used to pass by
(have sexual realtions with)

all his wives in one night,
and at that time he had nine wives.

Sahih al-Bukhari
Number 268:

Narrated Qatada,

Anas bin Malik said, "The Prophet
used to visit all his wives in a round,

during the day and night and they were
eleven in number."

I asked Anas,
"Had the Prophet the strength for it?"

Anas replied,
"We used to say that the Prophet was given

the strength of thirty (men)."

And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada
that Anas had told him about

nine wives only (not eleven).

Notice three things about
these passages.

First, Muhammad had at least
nine wives at one time,

even though Surah 4, verse 3 of the Qur'an
limits Muslim men to four wives.

If the Qur'an limits men to four wives,
why did Muhammad have at least

nine wives at one time?

Well, Muhammad received a
special revelation

(Surah 33, verse 50 of the Qur'an)

giving him, and him alone, the right
to break the four-wife limit.

How convenient.

Second, Muhammad would have sex with
at least nine women and girls in one day,

even though he was more than 50 years old.

Today, we would call him a "sex addict."

Isn't it interesting that a sex addict
who claimed to be a prophet conveniently

received a revelation giving him more
sexual partners than anyone else?

Third, how did Muhammad's followers know
that he was having sex with all of

his wives in one day?

How did they know he wasn't simply
chatting with his wives?

It seems that the prophet of Islam must
have been bragging about all the sex

he was having, so much so that his
followers could in turn brag about

him having the sexual strength of
thirty men.

Our Muslim friends tell us that Islam
is a religion of modesty.

A closer look shows that Islam is a
religion whose supreme role model was

a sex addict who built a religion around
his sexual desires and constantly bragged

about his sexual exploits with women,
a prepubescent girl, and his slave girls.

So much for modesty.