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Hello, I'm doctor Sheldon Cooper
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And welcome to Sheldon Cooper presents "Fun with flags"
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You may have noticed I'm holding a remote control
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That's because my camera person and co-host
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Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler
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has chosen to end her relationship with me
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(laughter)
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I'm going to pause here to let that sink in
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(laughter)
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Okay, if you need to pause a little longer
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just click the pause button
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(laughter)
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But the show must go on
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And thankfully, all the things
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my girlfriend used to do
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can be taken care of with my right hand
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(laughter)
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Anyway, let's not spend any more time
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talking about her
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we're here to talk about flags
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Tonight's theme:
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"Flags of countries
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that have been torn apart
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and the women I have a feeling were responsible
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(laughter)
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And then the Czech Republic says to Slovakia
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"I don't think you'd understand
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how being broken up works!"
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(laughter)
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Can you believe that?
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You'd think that the Czech Republic
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would try to hold on what it had
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given that it's not as young as it used to be
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(laughter)
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And I don't see any other countries
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linning up to invade its southern borders
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(laughter)
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I'm gonna kill him
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(laughter)
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But enough about he Czech Republic
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Let's talk about the time Moldova
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made Romania a birthday cake
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and Romania said it tasted good
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even though it didn't
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And yet Romania gets dumped
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I'll pause here while you mull that one over
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(laughter)
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I know, right?
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(laughter)