Hello, I'm doctor Sheldon Cooper
And welcome to Sheldon Cooper presents "Fun with flags"
You may have noticed I'm holding a remote control
That's because my camera person and co-host
Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler
has chosen to end her relationship with me
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I'm going to pause here to let that sink in
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Okay, if you need to pause a little longer
just click the pause button
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But the show must go on
And thankfully, all the things
my girlfriend used to do
can be taken care of with my right hand
(laughter)
Anyway, let's not spend any more time
talking about her
we're here to talk about flags
Tonight's theme:
"Flags of countries
that have been torn apart
and the women I have a feeling were responsible
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And then the Czech Republic says to Slovakia
"I don't think you'd understand
how being broken up works!"
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Can you believe that?
You'd think that the Czech Republic
would try to hold on what it had
given that it's not as young as it used to be
(laughter)
And I don't see any other countries
linning up to invade its southern borders
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I'm gonna kill him
(laughter)
But enough about he Czech Republic
Let's talk about the time Moldova
made Romania a birthday cake
and Romania said it tasted good
even though it didn't
And yet Romania gets dumped
I'll pause here while you mull that one over
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I know, right?
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