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Hello, I'm doctor Sheldon Cooper

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And welcome to Sheldon Cooper presents "Fun with flags"

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You may have noticed I'm holding a remote control

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That's because my camera person and co-host

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Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler

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has chosen to end her relationship with me

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(laughter)

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I'm going to pause here to let that sink in

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(laughter)

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Okay, if you need to pause a little longer

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just click the pause button

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(laughter)

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But the show must go on

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And thankfully, all the things

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my girlfriend used to do

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can be taken care of with my right hand

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(laughter)

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Anyway, let's not spend any more time

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talking about her

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we're here to talk about flags

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Tonight's theme:

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"Flags of countries

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that have been torn apart

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and the women I have a feeling were responsible

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(laughter)

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And then the Czech Republic says to Slovakia

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"I don't think you'd understand

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how being broken up works!"

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(laughter)

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Can you believe that?

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You'd think that the Czech Republic

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would try to hold on what it had

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given that it's not as young as it used to be

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(laughter)

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And I don't see any other countries

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linning up to invade its southern borders

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(laughter)

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I'm gonna kill him

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(laughter)

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But enough about he Czech Republic

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Let's talk about the time Moldova

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made Romania a birthday cake

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and Romania said it tasted good

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even though it didn't

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And yet Romania gets dumped

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I'll pause here while you mull that one over

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(laughter)

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I know, right?

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(laughter)