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Always Leave Christmas Shopping to the VERY last minute | Foil Arms and Hog

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    Phew that's the last of the Christmas shopping done 
    anyway
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    How'd you get on with yours?
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    I haven't started yet
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    What do you mean you haven't started
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    yet it's the 23rd
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    Legends leave Christmas presents
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    to the last minute
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    Yeah I'm just gonna go into town tomorrow
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    and try and get everything
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    Tomorrow's Christmas eve
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    Town is gonna be insane
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    It's gonna be incredible
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    just a whole lot of dudes walking around
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    with the one efficient goal
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    understanding each other perfectly
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    moving in unison
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    It's kind of like the footage you see of those roundabouts
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    in Indonesia you know
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    where the cars and trucks are all
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    weaving in and out of each other
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    in perfect yet seemingly chaotic harmony
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    it's kinda like that
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    but with legends
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    So you're just gonna wander around town
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    aimlessly hoping to pick up whatever
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    generic leftover presents there are?
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    It's much more planned out than that
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    Do you even know what you're gonna get 
    people?
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    Yeah yeah we're not that bad
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    Yeah if it's a woman over 35 it's a candle
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    If it's a man it's a toiletries gift set
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    any other kind of anomalies
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    are pretty much covered off by your standard scarf
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    socks, chocolates
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    I follow the glove system
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    The glove system?
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    Mom - garden gloves
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    Dad
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    golf clubs
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    Brother
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    gym gloves
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    Granny
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    oven gloves
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    Granddad
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    gloves
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    So you're basically just buying everybody 
    gloves
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    It's the glove system
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    Well they seem like terrible presents
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    Yeah but that's the beauty of presents
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    I mean the whole point of presents
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    is that if someone doesn't like it
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    they're not allowed say anything
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    Wow
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    And if it's secret Santa
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    even better they won't know it's you
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    Okay let me try and help you
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    Just give it a rest Gerald
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    No no like look take your mother
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    okay I mean
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    She's learning French
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    she's interested in art
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    she likes being warm and cozy
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    what would be something thoughtful and meaningful
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    based around that?
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    A candle?
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    Not a candle
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    A voucher?
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    Okay a voucher for what?
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    For the candle shop
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    You're not even listening to me
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    I've got it
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    Okay
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    I could get her a set of those
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    scented sticks you put in the bathroom
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    Genius
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    Yeah and they sell them
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    in the candle shop
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    Okay you're not even trying
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    We don't have to try
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    One hour, one shop
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    I've got all the presents I need
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    You're unbelievable
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    Plus if we forget anything there's
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    always the late night pharmacy
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    Bingo
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    I mean they have everything candles
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    Toiletries gift sets
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    Tanning gloves
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    exfoliating gloves
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    latex gloves
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    You know what?
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    I really regret spending so much time
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    on your present
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    now that i know I'm gonna get some
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    last minute generic crap
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    in return
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    I would love to get you something thoughtful
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    Something specific to you but you are so
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    difficult to shop for
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    Am I?
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    You don't say what you want
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    You're so vague
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    and I never have any idea
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    what to get you in the pharmacy
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    Doomdah
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    You've run out of time
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    You've done it again
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    Your last chance for presents
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    is tickets to Foil Arms and Hog
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    in Dublin in Vicar Street
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    or else on our USA and Canada tour
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    that's it there's nothing else
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    we didn't want it to come to this
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    but you've only yourself to blame
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    It's so easy
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    Festive Doomdah!
Title:
Always Leave Christmas Shopping to the VERY last minute | Foil Arms and Hog
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Video Language:
English
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Duration:
02:29

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