I LIKE BEER - Songify the News 17

In the run-up to the 2018 election, Americans have deep concerns about beer and the internet. Net Neutrality beat by Audyssey! - https://soundcloud.com/audyssey1
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Heidi is my best friend in the world and I
am blessed from God to be married to Heidi Cruz.

Thank you for that illuminating 15 minutes.

Now, moving on Senator, our next question
is from twitter, and I have user Jason420

who asks, must I continue to drive from Denton
to Denver to "go hiking in the mountains"

or will you consider
legalizing marijuana?

Your response?

We the best debates!
Key of G let's goooooo

Heroin, cocaine, fentanyl and Mary Jane.

Hurt the children like a hurricane, full of
pain.

I don't want heroin and cocaine...children!
to be clear I don't want...

Four more things that bring your doom You
might think that this is an arbitrary list

but that silverware will strangle you

people are dying

I am a virgin

I never had sex

through all
these years, you were a virgin

that is correct

devil's triangle?

drinking game

Bouff or boofed? that refers
to flatulence okay

a majority of my clerks have been women

I've never sexually assaulted
anyone

I drank beer with my friends

sometimes I had too many beers

I like beer, I drink
beer

okay you like beer Senator, or not?

Um.

What do you like to drink?

hanging out having some beers with friends

lifting weights being a virgin

we sometimes we look back at high school and cringe

Americans support Net Neutrality

people do
not want to live without the internet

a free and open internet

make is possible to
have those kinds of dreams

no one owns the internet

everyone can use the internet

no one owns the internet

anyone can improve the internet

why, why chairman Pai are you rolling
back Net Neutralit-ai

going forward, the internet is going to speed up

better faster internet

Verizon has admitted it slowed the wireless speeds of firefighters

better faster internet

why, why

better faster internet

Chairman Pai-ai-ai-ai

Judge Brett Kavanaugh has been confirmed to the Supreme Court

I drank beer with my friends

I was a virgin

I Iike beer, I drink beer

I drink it there I drink it here

hamburger prices have gone up

I like hamburgers so that sucks

I drank beer with my friends beer with my friends

heroin, cocaine

I like beer, I drink beer

fentanyl and Mary Jane

why, why, Chairman Pai

no one owns the internet

we've gotta stop the firefighters and the nuns

from going on long Wookieepedia runs

heroin, cocaine

beer

This is the weirdest DJ gig I've had since
I spun on The Titanic and died!

Songify the News shoutout to Audyssey who
won our Splice remix contest

and made the Net Neutrality beat his soundcloud is below

and everybody remember to VOTE on November 6th