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Heidi is my best friend in the world and I[br]am blessed from God to be married to Heidi Cruz.

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Thank you for that illuminating 15 minutes.

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Now, moving on Senator, our next question[br]is from twitter, and I have user Jason420

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who asks, must I continue to drive from Denton[br]to Denver to "go hiking in the mountains"

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or will you consider[br]legalizing marijuana?

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Your response?

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We the best debates![br]Key of G let's goooooo

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Heroin, cocaine, fentanyl and Mary Jane.

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Hurt the children like a hurricane, full of[br]pain.

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I don't want heroin and cocaine...children![br]to be clear I don't want...

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Four more things that bring your doom You[br]might think that this is an arbitrary list

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but that silverware will strangle you

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people are dying

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I am a virgin

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I never had sex

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through all[br]these years, you were a virgin

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that is correct

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devil's triangle?

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drinking game

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Bouff or boofed? that refers[br]to flatulence okay

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a majority of my clerks have been women

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I've never sexually assaulted[br]anyone

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I drank beer with my friends

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sometimes I had too many beers

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I like beer, I drink[br]beer

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okay you like beer Senator, or not?

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Um.

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What do you like to drink?

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hanging out having some beers with friends

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lifting weights being a virgin

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we sometimes we look back at high school and cringe

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Americans support Net Neutrality

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people do[br]not want to live without the internet

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a free and open internet

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make is possible to[br]have those kinds of dreams

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no one owns the internet

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everyone can use the internet

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no one owns the internet

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anyone can improve the internet

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why, why chairman Pai are you rolling[br]back Net Neutralit-ai

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going forward, the internet is going to speed up

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better faster internet

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Verizon has admitted it slowed the wireless speeds of firefighters

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better faster internet

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why, why

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better faster internet

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Chairman Pai-ai-ai-ai

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Judge Brett Kavanaugh has been confirmed to the Supreme Court

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I drank beer with my friends

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I was a virgin

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I Iike beer, I drink beer

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I drink it there I drink it here

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hamburger prices have gone up

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I like hamburgers so that sucks

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I drank beer with my friends beer with my friends

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heroin, cocaine

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I like beer, I drink beer

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fentanyl and Mary Jane

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why, why, Chairman Pai

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no one owns the internet

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we've gotta stop the firefighters and the nuns

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from going on long Wookieepedia runs

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heroin, cocaine

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beer

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This is the weirdest DJ gig I've had since[br]I spun on The Titanic and died!

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Songify the News shoutout to Audyssey who[br]won our Splice remix contest

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and made the Net Neutrality beat his soundcloud is below

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and everybody remember to VOTE on November 6th