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Honest Trailers - Man of Steel

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    The following trailer is rated 'S' for Super Spoilers.
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    From Zach Snyder,
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    the visionary director behind Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole,
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    comes the world's most hopeful superhero in his inevitable, dark,
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    moody Chrisopher Nolan update.
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    Because god forbid a Superman movie be any damn fun for anybody.
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    - No!
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    Man of Steel
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    Prepare for a mopey, violent reboot,
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    guaranteed to depress adults and frighten small children,
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    where one of America's greatest icons, Superman, is played by this English man
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    with the acting range of a crumpet.
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    - Who are you?
    - I am your father, Kal.
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    - That's my name?
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    But my god, what a beefcake!
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    He is the hero who stood for truth, justice, and the American way. But this time,
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    he stands for destroying American property.
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    - That's a 12-million-dollar piece of hardware!
    - It was.
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    The Canadian Arctic, this guy's livelihood,
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    Bruce Wayne's satellite, downtown Smallville.
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    ...and like half of Metropolis.
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    It's a bird.
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    It's a plane.
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    It's... coming right for us. Everybody, run!
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    A journey to Superman's birthplace of Pandora.
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    Er.. Krypton.
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    An alien world full of... Avatar birds,
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    Matrix babies, sepia tone, way too many subplots.
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    - Krypton's core is collapsing.
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    - This council has been disbanded.
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    - I know you stole the codex. I will find him!
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    And ships shaped like wangs.
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    Meet General Zod, a Kryptonian out to destroy humanity with the power of
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    dubstep!
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    In order to defeat Zod, Superman must decide which of his two Robin Hood
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    dads to listen to.
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    Space dad says, "Show off your powers to inspire humanity."
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    - You could be the bridge between two peoples.
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    Farm dad says, "Hide your powers and let innocent people die."
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    - What was I supposed to do? Just let them die?
    - Maybe.
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    Watch Superman honor them both as he shows off his powers and lets innocent people die.
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    Meet Lois Lane, a Pulitzer-prize-winning reporter.
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    - I'm a Pulitzer-prize-winning reporter.
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    That's what I just said. She's a
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    superhero in her own right with the powers of staying alive in sub-freezing temperatures,
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    scaling ice mountains, seducing hot space dudes, and
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    showing up wherever the plot needs her to be.
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    - General Zod would like for this woman to accompany me.
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    Come on, there's no reason she should be on that military plane.
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    - It's supposed to go in all the way!
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    Heh! That's what she said!
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    When Lois uses her Nikon camera to photograph this Budweiser-drinking alien, she will discover the truth
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    from his friend at the IHOP. But when Zod sends her a message on his Nokia phone,
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    it's up to Superman to take him on with this U-Haul truck, through the 7-Eleven, back to the IHOP,
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    and inside this Sears.
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    So, if you loved the Christopher Reeve Superman movies but wish they had made them a little less
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    hopeful, killed a couple of civilians, visualized our worst fears of urban terrorism,
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    and had Superman overcome his first villain by murdering him with his bare hands,
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    DC has made the reboot for you, psycho!
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    Yikes!
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    Starring:
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    Specific Zod
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    April O'Neil
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    Ghost Dad
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    Fallout Box Art
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    Kevin Costco
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    Perry Black
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    Superman pooping
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    and those pin art desk toy things...
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    ..You know, those Spencer's gifts - the ones you used to press your face against..?
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    You guys know what I'm talking about, right?
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    Man of Steel
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    Can't believe I'm now actually rooting for Ben Affleck to kick this guy's ass.
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    Thanks for watching.
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    I am going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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    The jerk store called and they ran out of you.
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    Spooon!
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    The fox says what I say it says!
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    I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman!
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    Hey, screen junkies!
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Honest Trailers - Man of Steel
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Superman is the hero that every kid looked up to, until Man of Steel made him into a mopey violent a-hole. But hey, at least "he's kinda hot!"

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Honest Trailers: Man of Steel
Directed by Andy Signore
Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
Episode Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Charley Feldman and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell

Voiceover Narration by Jon:
http://youtube.com/jon3pnt0

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Video Language:
English
Team:
Volunteer
Duration:
04:37

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