1 00:00:08,081 --> 00:00:11,938 The following trailer is rated 'S' for Super Spoilers. 2 00:00:12,277 --> 00:00:13,958 From Zach Snyder, 3 00:00:13,958 --> 00:00:18,167 the visionary director behind Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, 4 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:21,912 comes the world's most hopeful superhero in his inevitable, dark, 5 00:00:21,912 --> 00:00:23,726 moody Chrisopher Nolan update. 6 00:00:23,772 --> 00:00:27,406 Because god forbid a Superman movie be any damn fun for anybody. 7 00:00:27,406 --> 00:00:31,529 - No! 8 00:00:31,652 --> 00:00:34,609 Man of Steel 9 00:00:34,778 --> 00:00:37,048 Prepare for a mopey, violent reboot, 10 00:00:37,048 --> 00:00:40,748 guaranteed to depress adults and frighten small children, 11 00:00:40,748 --> 00:00:46,458 where one of America's greatest icons, Superman, is played by this English man 12 00:00:46,489 --> 00:00:48,680 with the acting range of a crumpet. 13 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,245 - Who are you? - I am your father, Kal. 14 00:00:51,245 --> 00:00:52,712 - That's my name? 15 00:00:52,727 --> 00:00:55,164 But my god, what a beefcake! 16 00:00:55,195 --> 00:01:00,077 He is the hero who stood for truth, justice, and the American way. But this time, 17 00:01:00,077 --> 00:01:03,317 he stands for destroying American property. 18 00:01:03,317 --> 00:01:06,298 - That's a 12-million-dollar piece of hardware! - It was. 19 00:01:06,298 --> 00:01:09,207 The Canadian Arctic, this guy's livelihood, 20 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:13,637 Bruce Wayne's satellite, downtown Smallville. 21 00:01:13,637 --> 00:01:16,378 ...and like half of Metropolis. 22 00:01:20,179 --> 00:01:21,398 It's a bird. 23 00:01:21,398 --> 00:01:22,397 It's a plane. 24 00:01:22,414 --> 00:01:25,875 It's... coming right for us. Everybody, run! 25 00:01:26,106 --> 00:01:28,570 A journey to Superman's birthplace of Pandora. 26 00:01:28,601 --> 00:01:30,288 Er.. Krypton. 27 00:01:30,303 --> 00:01:33,389 An alien world full of... Avatar birds, 28 00:01:33,389 --> 00:01:37,675 Matrix babies, sepia tone, way too many subplots. 29 00:01:37,866 --> 00:01:39,901 - Krypton's core is collapsing. 30 00:01:39,901 --> 00:01:41,968 - This council has been disbanded. 31 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:45,602 - I know you stole the codex. I will find him! 32 00:01:45,602 --> 00:01:48,287 And ships shaped like wangs. 33 00:01:48,287 --> 00:01:54,487 Meet General Zod, a Kryptonian out to destroy humanity with the power of 34 00:01:54,487 --> 00:01:55,550 dubstep! 35 00:02:05,782 --> 00:02:09,939 In order to defeat Zod, Superman must decide which of his two Robin Hood 36 00:02:09,939 --> 00:02:11,695 dads to listen to. 37 00:02:11,695 --> 00:02:15,169 Space dad says, "Show off your powers to inspire humanity." 38 00:02:15,199 --> 00:02:17,657 - You could be the bridge between two peoples. 39 00:02:17,657 --> 00:02:21,077 Farm dad says, "Hide your powers and let innocent people die." 40 00:02:21,077 --> 00:02:24,379 - What was I supposed to do? Just let them die? - Maybe. 41 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:30,664 Watch Superman honor them both as he shows off his powers and lets innocent people die. 42 00:02:30,664 --> 00:02:33,620 Meet Lois Lane, a Pulitzer-prize-winning reporter. 43 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,248 - I'm a Pulitzer-prize-winning reporter. 44 00:02:35,248 --> 00:02:36,916 That's what I just said. She's a 45 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:41,324 superhero in her own right with the powers of staying alive in sub-freezing temperatures, 46 00:02:41,324 --> 00:02:45,031 scaling ice mountains, seducing hot space dudes, and 47 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,533 showing up wherever the plot needs her to be. 48 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:51,105 - General Zod would like for this woman to accompany me. 49 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:53,575 Come on, there's no reason she should be on that military plane. 50 00:02:53,575 --> 00:02:55,809 - It's supposed to go in all the way! 51 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,586 Heh! That's what she said! 52 00:02:58,647 --> 00:03:03,838 When Lois uses her Nikon camera to photograph this Budweiser-drinking alien, she will discover the truth 53 00:03:03,838 --> 00:03:08,603 from his friend at the IHOP. But when Zod sends her a message on his Nokia phone, 54 00:03:08,603 --> 00:03:14,144 it's up to Superman to take him on with this U-Haul truck, through the 7-Eleven, back to the IHOP, 55 00:03:14,144 --> 00:03:15,923 and inside this Sears. 56 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:24,334 So, if you loved the Christopher Reeve Superman movies but wish they had made them a little less 57 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:29,168 hopeful, killed a couple of civilians, visualized our worst fears of urban terrorism, 58 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:33,620 and had Superman overcome his first villain by murdering him with his bare hands, 59 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:37,105 DC has made the reboot for you, psycho! 60 00:03:41,675 --> 00:03:42,947 Yikes! 61 00:03:42,947 --> 00:03:44,024 Starring: 62 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,428 Specific Zod 63 00:03:45,428 --> 00:03:46,790 April O'Neil 64 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:47,873 Ghost Dad 65 00:03:47,873 --> 00:03:49,530 Fallout Box Art 66 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:50,712 Kevin Costco 67 00:03:50,727 --> 00:03:52,261 Perry Black 68 00:03:52,261 --> 00:03:54,008 Superman pooping 69 00:03:54,008 --> 00:03:56,370 and those pin art desk toy things... 70 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,974 ..You know, those Spencer's gifts - the ones you used to press your face against..? 71 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:01,451 You guys know what I'm talking about, right? 72 00:04:01,451 --> 00:04:03,210 Man of Steel 73 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:08,232 Can't believe I'm now actually rooting for Ben Affleck to kick this guy's ass. 74 00:04:09,479 --> 00:04:11,595 Thanks for watching. 75 00:04:11,703 --> 00:04:15,227 I am going to steal the Declaration of Independence. 76 00:04:15,227 --> 00:04:18,767 The jerk store called and they ran out of you. 77 00:04:18,767 --> 00:04:20,611 Spooon! 78 00:04:20,611 --> 00:04:23,168 The fox says what I say it says! 79 00:04:23,168 --> 00:04:28,426 I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman! 80 00:04:28,426 --> 00:04:29,924 Hey, screen junkies! 81 00:04:29,924 --> 00:04:33,418 For more awesome stuff, click here to subscribe.