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Blinky™

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    You told me you'd be there for me!
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    Calm down, just calm down, calm down!
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    Tired of blisters on your fingers?
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    Need a helping hand at home?
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    You need Blinky!
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    Hi, my name's Blinky.
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    The household robot with a mind of its own.
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    He's a servant, a helper, and a friend
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    Kids are gonna love Blinky and you will too!
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    Blinky is so helpful around the house, it's brought us together and made us closer as a family.
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    He's my new best friend!
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    He's just like one of the family.
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    All my friends have one...
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    Hi honey what's going on?
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    I know what I want for Christmas.
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    Hi, my name's Blinky...
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    ...and I just want to be your friend.
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    Will you be my friend?
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    It's officially the best Christmas ever.
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    I'll never get sick of him.
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    Music plays
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    99, 98, 97, 96,
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    95, 94, 93, 92...
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    Muffled shouting.
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    99, 98, 97, 96,
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    95, 94, 93, 92, ...
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    7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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    Ready or not here I come...
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    I found you.
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    Yeah, I got bored waiting around.
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    Would you like to play another game?
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    Sure.
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    999,862
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    999,861
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    999,860
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    999,859
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    Muffled signs of parents arguing in background.
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    999,861
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    999,860
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    - 999...
    - Stop counting.
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    No problem.
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    Why did you stop counting?
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    - I'm sorry, would you like me to continuel?
    - Yeah.
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    And I want you to stay completely still for the next 24 hours.
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    No problem.
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    999,862
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    999,861
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    999,860
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    Clean this!
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    No problem, I like to clean things.
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    Why did you move?
    I told you not to move.
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    I told you not to stop counting.
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    I'm sorry, would you like me to continue?
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    You have to do everything I say, I own you!
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    No problem.
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    999...
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    What use are you anyway? All you're good for is cooking and cleaning and playing stupid games!
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    Can you make my parents stop fighting? Can you do that?
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    No problem.
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    I could tell you to kill everybody, and you'd just stand there blinking like an idiot!
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    No problem.
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    What does it matter? Go on...
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    Kill my parents, kill me.
    - No problem.
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    - Kill the dog, kill everyone.
    - No problem.
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    No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...
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    Mom!
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    No problem, no problem, no problem...
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    Blinky's broken.
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    No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...
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    What did you do to him?
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    I didn't do anything, I think he's broken or something.
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    We need to get a new one.
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    Just turn him off and turn him back on again.
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    And if you make another mess like that I'm going to make Blinky clean and cook you for dinner.
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    I didn't do it, Blinky did it!
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    Don't start with me, I am not in the mood.
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    Clean it up!
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    No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...
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    Hi my name's Blinky and I just want to be your friend.
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    Will you be my friend?
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    Go on, do as you're told.
    Clean it up!
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    Would you like to play another game?
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    Go away.
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    999,862
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    What?
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    Get out of my room.
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    Go annoy someone else.
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    Stop looking at me like that.
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    What do you want?
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    I just want to be your friend.
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    I did what you asked
    Did I do good?
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    I just want to be your friend.
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    Lets be frrrrieeeends...
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    I don't trust him.
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    I don't understand you Alex.
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    Why would he hurt Rosie?
    It makes no sense.
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    I just don't trust him.
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    Why won't you believe me?
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    Because you're bored with him and you're just trying to make us buy a newer one, that's why.
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    A clear frontrunner has appeared in the so-called robotics race.
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    Shellcore has announced that its prototype defence unit codenamed Warmachine...
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    ...is ready for public testing after several expensive setbacks.
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    ...the family
    I just want to be your friend.
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    Would you like to play another game?
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    - Look at the mess you've made
    - What?
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    You did this, clean it up!
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    No problem.
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    ...excessive exposure to water...
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    ...make sure Blinky is updated with the latest downloadable firmware updates...
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    ...make sure Blinky is serviced at least once every 2 months...
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    7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..
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    Ready or not, here I come...
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    Do you like your meatballs?
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    They're fine, thank you.
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    Have you seen Alex?
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    No problem.
    Alex is right here.
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    I recycled him.
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    I don't understand you Blinky.
    What do you mean?
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    I killed him and cooked him for dinner.
    You're eating him.
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    Did I do good?
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    Shellcore has issued a full product recall and full refund. please call....
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    Ready or not, here I come...
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    Hi, my name's Blinky and I just want to be your friend.
Title:
Blinky™
Description:

Soon every home will have a robot helper.

Don't worry.

It's perfectly safe.

Written &amp; Directed by Ruairi Robinson

Starring Max Records from "Where The Wild Things Are".

Cinematography by Macgregor

Music by Ólafur Arnalds courtesy of Erased Tapes

Funded by Bord Scannán na hÉireann / Irish film Board
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
12:51
Rachael Carpenter edited English subtitles for Blinky™
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Rachael Carpenter edited English subtitles for Blinky™
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