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You told me you'd be there for me!
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Calm down, just calm down, calm down!
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Tired of blisters on your fingers?
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Need a helping hand at home?
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You need Blinky!
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Hi, my name's Blinky.
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The household robot with a mind of its own.
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He's a servant, a helper, and a friend
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Kids are gonna love Blinky and you will too!
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Blinky is so helpful around the house, it's brought us together and made us closer as a family.
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He's my new best friend!
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He's just like one of the family.
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All my friends have one...
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Hi honey what's going on?
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I know what I want for Christmas.
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Hi, my name's Blinky...
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...and I just want to be your friend.
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Will you be my friend?
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It's officially the best Christmas ever.
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I'll never get sick of him.
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Music plays
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99, 98, 97, 96,
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95, 94, 93, 92...
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Muffled shouting.
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99, 98, 97, 96,
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95, 94, 93, 92, ...
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7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Ready or not here I come...
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I found you.
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Yeah, I got bored waiting around.
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Would you like to play another game?
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Sure.
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999,862
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999,861
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999,860
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999,859
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Muffled signs of parents arguing in background.
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999,861
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999,860
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- 999...
- Stop counting.
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No problem.
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Why did you stop counting?
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- I'm sorry, would you like me to continuel?
- Yeah.
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And I want you to stay completely still for the next 24 hours.
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No problem.
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999,862
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999,861
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999,860
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Clean this!
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No problem, I like to clean things.
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Why did you move?
I told you not to move.
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I told you not to stop counting.
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I'm sorry, would you like me to continue?
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You have to do everything I say, I own you!
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No problem.
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999...
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What use are you anyway? All you're good for is cooking and cleaning and playing stupid games!
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Can you make my parents stop fighting? Can you do that?
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No problem.
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I could tell you to kill everybody, and you'd just stand there blinking like an idiot!
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No problem.
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What does it matter? Go on...
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Kill my parents, kill me.
- No problem.
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- Kill the dog, kill everyone.
- No problem.
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No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...
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Mom!
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No problem, no problem, no problem...
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Blinky's broken.
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No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...
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What did you do to him?
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I didn't do anything, I think he's broken or something.
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We need to get a new one.
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Just turn him off and turn him back on again.
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And if you make another mess like that I'm going to make Blinky clean and cook you for dinner.
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I didn't do it, Blinky did it!
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Don't start with me, I am not in the mood.
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Clean it up!
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No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...
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Hi my name's Blinky and I just want to be your friend.
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Will you be my friend?
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Go on, do as you're told.
Clean it up!
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Would you like to play another game?
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Go away.
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999,862
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What?
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Get out of my room.
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Go annoy someone else.
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Stop looking at me like that.
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What do you want?
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I just want to be your friend.
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I did what you asked
Did I do good?
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I just want to be your friend.
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Lets be frrrrieeeends...
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I don't trust him.
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I don't understand you Alex.
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Why would he hurt Rosie?
It makes no sense.
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I just don't trust him.
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Why won't you believe me?
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Because you're bored with him and you're just trying to make us buy a newer one, that's why.
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A clear frontrunner has appeared in the so-called robotics race.
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Shellcore has announced that its prototype defence unit codenamed Warmachine...
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...is ready for public testing after several expensive setbacks.
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...the family
I just want to be your friend.
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Would you like to play another game?
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- Look at the mess you've made
- What?
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You did this, clean it up!
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No problem.
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...excessive exposure to water...
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...make sure Blinky is updated with the latest downloadable firmware updates...
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...make sure Blinky is serviced at least once every 2 months...
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7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..
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Ready or not, here I come...
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Do you like your meatballs?
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They're fine, thank you.
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Have you seen Alex?
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No problem.
Alex is right here.
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I recycled him.
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I don't understand you Blinky.
What do you mean?
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I killed him and cooked him for dinner.
You're eating him.
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Did I do good?
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Shellcore has issued a full product recall and full refund. please call....
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Ready or not, here I come...
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Hi, my name's Blinky and I just want to be your friend.