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Deep Space 69 - License to Bone (Ep #5)

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    (blipping) Jay, your captain's
    license has expired.
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    Please report to the Department
    of Space Vehicles immediately.
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    - Ugh.
    - Dude, I told you a thousand times
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    your license was going to expire.
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    And I told you
    a thousand times, "Busty ladies."
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    Where are my busty ladies?
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    - And, dude, don't forget you also have--
    - No.
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    One non sexy thing at a time
    is all I can take.
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    - You--
    - No.
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    ♪ (music) ♪
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    (people murmur)
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    Huh. Check it out.
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    69.
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    (clerk) Now calling
    ticket number -1,452.
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    Dammit!
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    (engine whirs)
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    Okay, just start it up and head over
    to that parking space right over there.
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    Oh yeah, do a barrel roll?
    I can do that.
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    (glass shatters)
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    Can you please stop staring at my chest?
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    Uh, what? Oh!
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    Why are we upside down?
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    Dude, that was completely retarded.
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    Don't worry, Hamilton.
    I'll get my license back.
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    All I have to do is penis.
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    Let's see here...
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    Gross mustache, cankles...
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    who types like that?!
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    Too many eyes.
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    Perfect.
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    Mmm, that feels really good,
    but only Ursula can grant licenses.
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    But I'll still go the stockroom
    with you if you want.
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    Maybe some other time.
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    Knock knock.
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    Are you ready for this rock hard dick-
    gustingly lady in front of me!
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    You want your license for your space bus?
    You gotta molest me first!
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    - (Ursula moans) Oh, yeah.
    - (captain groans in disgust)
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    - (squishy noises)
    - (captain) There's something biting.
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    (Ursula) I know you like it.
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    (captain) Ah, I found a breast.
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    (Ursula moans)
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    (captain) No, no, no, no, no, no.
    Don't do that.
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    - (Ursula) Give it to me!
    - (captain) That scratched my balls.
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    - (Ursula moans)
    - (captain) Could kiss you forever.
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    - (Ursula) That's how I like it.
    - (captain groans in disgust)
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    (Ursula moans in ecstasy)
    License granted!
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    Ugh. I need a chaser.
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    You! Come on, let's go.
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    ♪ (music) ♪
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    I can't wait to plan our future together.
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    Ooh, if we have a boy,
    can we name him Hercules?
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    Yeah, yeah.
    So, here's your room.
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    Oh, it's kind of small in here.
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    (alarm wails)
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    (silence)
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    Remember that other thing
    I was telling you you had to do?
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    Busty ladies.
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    So you did refill the oxygen
    in the escape pods?
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Title:
Deep Space 69 - License to Bone (Ep #5)
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Video Language:
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Duration:
02:50
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