(blipping) Jay, your captain's license has expired.
Please report to the Department of Space Vehicles immediately.
- Ugh. - Dude, I told you a thousand times
your license was going to expire.
And I told you a thousand times, "Busty ladies."
Where are my busty ladies?
- And, dude, don't forget you also have-- - No.
One non sexy thing at a time is all I can take.
- You-- - No.
♪ (music) ♪
(people murmur)
Huh. Check it out.
69.
(clerk) Now calling ticket number -1,452.
Dammit!
(engine whirs)
Okay, just start it up and head over to that parking space right over there.
Oh yeah, do a barrel roll? I can do that.
(glass shatters)
Can you please stop staring at my chest?
Uh, what? Oh!
Why are we upside down?
Dude, that was completely retarded.
Don't worry, Hamilton. I'll get my license back.
All I have to do is penis.
Let's see here...
Gross mustache, cankles...
who types like that?!
Too many eyes.
Perfect.
Mmm, that feels really good, but only Ursula can grant licenses.
But I'll still go the stockroom with you if you want.
Maybe some other time.
Knock knock.
Are you ready for this rock hard dick- gustingly lady in front of me!
You want your license for your space bus? You gotta molest me first!
- (Ursula moans) Oh, yeah. - (captain groans in disgust)
- (squishy noises) - (captain) There's something biting.
(Ursula) I know you like it.
(captain) Ah, I found a breast.
(Ursula moans)
(captain) No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.
- (Ursula) Give it to me! - (captain) That scratched my balls.
- (Ursula moans) - (captain) Could kiss you forever.
- (Ursula) That's how I like it. - (captain groans in disgust)
(Ursula moans in ecstasy) License granted!
Ugh. I need a chaser.
You! Come on, let's go.
♪ (music) ♪
I can't wait to plan our future together.
Ooh, if we have a boy, can we name him Hercules?
Yeah, yeah. So, here's your room.
Oh, it's kind of small in here.
(alarm wails)
(silence)
Remember that other thing I was telling you you had to do?
Busty ladies.
So you did refill the oxygen in the escape pods?
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