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<i>(blipping) Jay, your captain's</i>
<i> license has expired.</i>

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<i>Please report to the Department</i>
<i>of Space Vehicles immediately.</i>

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- Ugh.
- Dude, I told you a thousand times

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your license was going to expire.


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And I told you 
a thousand times, "Busty ladies."

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Where are my busty ladies?

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- And, dude, don't forget you also have--
- No.

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One non sexy thing at a time
is all I can take.

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- You--
- No.

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♪ (music) ♪

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(people murmur)

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Huh. Check it out.

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69.

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<i>(clerk) Now calling</i>
<i>ticket number -1,452.</i>

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Dammit!

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(engine whirs)

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Okay, just start it up and head over
to that parking space right over there.

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Oh yeah, do a barrel roll?
I can do that.

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(glass shatters)

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Can you please stop staring at my chest?

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Uh, what? Oh!

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Why are we upside down?

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Dude, that was completely retarded.

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Don't worry, Hamilton.
I'll get my license back.

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All I have to do is penis.

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Let's see here...

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Gross mustache, cankles...

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who types like that?!

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Too many eyes.

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Perfect.

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Mmm, that feels really good,
but only Ursula can grant licenses.

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But I'll still go the stockroom 
with you if you want.

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Maybe some other time.

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Knock knock.

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Are you ready for this rock hard dick-
gustingly lady in front of me!

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You want your license for your space bus?
You gotta molest me first!

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- (Ursula moans) Oh, yeah.
- (captain groans in disgust)

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- (squishy noises)
- (captain) There's something biting.

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(Ursula) I know you like it.

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(captain) Ah, I found a breast.

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(Ursula moans)

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(captain) No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.

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- (Ursula) Give it to me!
- (captain) That scratched my balls.

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- (Ursula moans)
- (captain) Could kiss you forever.

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- (Ursula) That's how I like it.
- (captain groans in disgust)

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(Ursula moans in ecstasy)
License granted!

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Ugh. I need a chaser.

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You! Come on, let's go.

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♪ (music) ♪

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I can't wait to plan our future together.

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Ooh, if we have a boy,
can we name him Hercules?

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Yeah, yeah.
So, here's your room.

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Oh, it's kind of small in here.

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(alarm wails)

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(silence)

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Remember that other thing
I was telling you you had to do?

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Busty ladies.

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So you did refill the oxygen
in the escape pods?

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