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[Vinesauce] Joel - Bork Façade

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    So wonderful
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    Yeah really makes me feel like I've made it
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    This is Rev's dildo isn't it?
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    Well it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads,
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    Grace finds the time to decorate, and re-decorate-
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    Where did you hide Rev's body?
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    :O
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    YEAH, I'M ON TO YOU NOW
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    Hold on, you think I'm..
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    AFRAID?
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    Oh..
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    WHERE'S REV
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    Look, just come away from the door, it's making us paranoid!
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    REV IS DEAD.
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    REV'S BODY-
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    Oh god, you're planning to leave again?
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    Oh, no-de NO NO
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    ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT
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    YOU'VE GOTTA LEAVE
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    Hey! God it's been so long since-
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    COMRADE!
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    IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG
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    MOTHER RUSSIA!
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    WHERE IS THE VODKA
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    COMRADE
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    BIIIIG, AMERICAN, T Ts!
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    YOUR FACE IS...
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    BEAR.
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    VODKA
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    LETS GET DRUNK, COMRADES
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    AND REMEMBER THE GOOD OL'
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    STALIN DAYS
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    NO. VODKA
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    YOUR FACE IS..... FROZEN
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    LIKE SNOW
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    THERE IS TESTICLE ON TABLE
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    FROZEN PISS
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    JUST LIKE IN MOTHER RUSSIA
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    I REMEMBER THE STALIN DAYS
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    FULL OF BEAR AND..
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    KALASHNIKOV- *WINDOWS XP DOES NOT APPROVE*
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    WE MUST GREET
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    TRADITIONAL, RUSSIAN WAY
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    AND РООТЗКИЕБЛОТЗГО
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    ERRGG
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    YOU ARE FAWLS
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    YOU ARE EMPTY
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    VODKA
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    Does this make you...wet
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    Well, actually-
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    ARHGWHEGWEHG
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    We gon' get it on.
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    I hope you don't think- there's-
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    YES I DO.
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    I WILL UNDRESS YOUR VERY
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    :O
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    BEING
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    I AM FEELING YOUR...PELVIS
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    D:
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    HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
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    ARE YOU SKAYURD
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    WELL!?
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    YOU SHOULD BE
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    So, what have you two been talking about in here?
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    RAPE
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    D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: :D D:
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    Euraewaeewaweauh
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    JESUS, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH, YOU'VE GOTTA GO
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    JESUS WON'T HELP YOU NOW
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    Is Trip....into beastiality
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    NO
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    DAMMIT
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    Is Grace into beasting?
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    YES
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    ASWWWWWHAHGHG!
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    JOE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HINTING AT.
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    ABOUT US,
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    ABOUT OUR >>LIFESTYLE<<
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    LAAAYIFFFFSTAYILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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    Joe...
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    DON'T LEAVE YET
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    You two want the truth?
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    Huh?
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    Joe..
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    Just yes, or no, do you want the truth!?
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    Grace- huh?
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    YES.
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    See, Joe..
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    I've been paying attention to what you've been saying
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    BRING TAZERS.
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    Joe..
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    VINNY?!?!?!?!
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    Grace: And I've slept with him...
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    VINNY YOU...YOU..DASTLING.
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    STAND ASIDE.
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    I'M GONNA BECOME S...PIDERMAN.
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    HERE GOES
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    constipation.wav
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    I AM SPIDERS NOW
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    I KNOW ALL
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    Joe....
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    Joe..
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    Joe.
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    Uh..I won.
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    I DON'T THINK YOU QUITE [?] ON HOW MUCH I BROKE THIS GAME
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    I WON AND IT'S SO GOOD..
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    IT CRAAAAAAAAAASHED.
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    I wonder who has the biggest ass
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    HAHhuh, oh, I think we're gonna need to have some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex-
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    STOP!
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    STOP...
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    STOP.
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    WHERE'S THE CYANIDE
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    I WANT TO END IT ALL
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    Are you leaving the room?
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    I am leaving the WORLD, Trip.
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    I forget what we were talking about
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    I am going to end it all..
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    YOU'RE GONNA JOIN ME
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    BOTH OF YOU
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    Happy Tayims? :D
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    Happy Imes.
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    BEAR.
Title:
[Vinesauce] Joel - Bork Façade
Description:

I try to find Rev's body, dark stuff is dug up.

http://www.vinesaucevidya.com/
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
05:59
HEALTHY EATING YOU'LL added a translation

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